http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Srsly. :lulz:
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
"You look just like Stephen Hawking...Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?... Fine. Forget I said it."
Old news is old.
Just sayin.
Fuck Yuo. It's new to SOMEBODY. :argh!:
Unfortunately Syn, it is indeed repost.
However it is still awesome. That guys dad is a discordian saint.
I don't care. I can't get enough of the guy.
This dude IS awesome
"You look just like Stephen Hawking...Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?... Fine. Forget I said it."
"I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
"We didn't have a prom. Dancing wasn't allowed...What's Footloose?...That's the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of shit."
"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."
"We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of Grape Nuts."
this guy must have been a JOY to grow up with :lulz:
You can also friend him on Facebook, which is nice if you can't deal with Twitter.
Also he has a book coming out.
Yes, old but still good.
Apparently the guy whose twitter account it is, is following only one person: LeVar Burton. :lulz:
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2010, 01:01:20 PM
Old news is old.
Just sayin.
You get +10 interweb cool kids points, Lys. Congratulations. You have demonstrated your callousness and your superior grasp of everything that is NOW and HAPPENING on the internet.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2010, 01:01:20 PM
Old news is old.
Just sayin.
You get +10 interweb cool kids points, Lys. Congratulations. You have demonstrated your callousness and your superior grasp of everything that is NOW and HAPPENING on the internet.
I just note that he's been mentioned at least twice in the past, it's not that hes not a character that isn't worth mentioning again, I suppose.
Helpful hint: If the repost is undenyably cool, a response of the "yes, and" sort is better.
For example, "I know, I love that guy; we've got another post around here singing his praises. My favorite quote is ____."
Not, "Cock and repost, asshole."
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 06:18:31 PM
Helpful hint: If the repost is undenyably cool, a response of the "yes, and" sort is better.
For example, "I know, I love that guy; we've got another post around here singing his praises. My favorite quote is ____."
Not, "Cock and repost, asshole."
I never said asshole.
I apoligise if that's the way it seemed to come across.
I just wanted to be the first to point it out before anyone else inevitably will :P
You may now go back to talking about how awesome this person is.
I generally base my response almost entirely on whether the reposter's a douche.
Syn = not a douche, actually a pretty awesome guy, therefore no reason to be a dick to him.
Lys = frequently a douche, would definitely warrant a dick response.
Lys has Alzheimer's, you should respect that.
Quote from: Idem on April 21, 2010, 07:26:25 PM
Lys has Alzheimer's, you should respect that.
Well, that casts a new light on EVERYTHING.
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on April 21, 2010, 01:03:23 PM
Fuck Yuo. It's new to SOMEBODY. :argh!:
This is the correct motorcycle. For all those fucktards pissing and moaning about "repost", there's probably someone out there who has yet to see it and I can guarantee that nobody knows everything that has ever been posted on the boards.
Also, Nigel is a horrible person. Weee, this is fun!
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 07:38:31 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on April 21, 2010, 01:03:23 PM
Fuck Yuo. It's new to SOMEBODY. :argh!:
This is the correct motorcycle. For all those fucktards pissing and moaning about "repost", there's probably someone out there who has yet to see it and I can guarantee that nobody knows everything that has ever been posted on the boards.
Also, Nigel is a horrible person. Weee, this is fun!
I don't mind reposts. I just mind being called a "desperate whore".
The fact that you're a pathetic moron who has never written or created anything original in your life is just an incidental detail.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:11:41 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 07:38:31 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on April 21, 2010, 01:03:23 PM
Fuck Yuo. It's new to SOMEBODY. :argh!:
This is the correct motorcycle. For all those fucktards pissing and moaning about "repost", there's probably someone out there who has yet to see it and I can guarantee that nobody knows everything that has ever been posted on the boards.
Also, Nigel is a horrible person. Weee, this is fun!
I don't mind reposts. I just mind being called a "desperate whore".
The fact that you're a pathetic moron who has never written or created anything original in your life is just an incidental detail.
Maybe you should stop being such a desperate shit-stirring whore then.
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:lulz:
P.S. My articles and photographs been published in everything from books to magazines, galleries and newspapers. As a matter of fact, this was how I paid my bills for years and my stuff is still being published. How's your poetry going? You banking off that yet? Maybe you should just compile a book of those threads chronicling your train-wreck of a love life and your craig's list mishaps.
P.P.S. I don't want to be a dick or anything but I'm pretty sure that last post you made was actually a repost.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:11:41 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 07:38:31 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on April 21, 2010, 01:03:23 PM
Fuck Yuo. It's new to SOMEBODY. :argh!:
This is the correct motorcycle. For all those fucktards pissing and moaning about "repost", there's probably someone out there who has yet to see it and I can guarantee that nobody knows everything that has ever been posted on the boards.
Also, Nigel is a horrible person. Weee, this is fun!
I don't mind reposts. I just mind being called a "desperate whore".
The fact that you're a pathetic moron who has never written or created anything original in your life is just an incidental detail.
Okay, first, I don't have the history of this current conflict so I won't weigh in on that....however....
Sorry, I'm going to strenusously disagree with you about TTM and creativty. I've been on the boards just about the same length of time as TTM and I remember in the earlier times some of the photography that he posted and dude is crazy talented.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:19:09 PM
P.S. My articles and photographs been published in everything from books to magazines, galleries and newspapers. As a matter of fact, this was how I paid my bills for years and my stuff is still being published. How's your poetry going? You banking off that yet? Maybe you should just compile a book of those threads chronicling your train-wreck of a love life and your craig's list mishaps.
P.P.S. I don't want to be a dick or anything but I'm pretty sure that last post you made was actually a repost.
Riiiiight. A guy who claims he's famous. On the Internet. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I can actually prove that I've had articles and poetry published, and I pay my bills with my art. And I am not a coward who hides behind internet anonymity, so all of that's out in the open.
If my love life's a trainwreck, so is that of every divorced person here, so hey, go wet your wife's dick with all that smug salivation over your own imaginary awesomeness.
Talent, my ass. All the twat does is repost lame links he found on the internet, and call women whores for implying he's boring and unoriginal, before (using mod access, because he was blocked) inundating their PM boxes with really half-assed threats that he "could do worse".
TTM is another boring loser who thinks he's a big shot because he once trolled someone successfully, and thinks he can do it again.
You're right, I must be lying so I can impress a bunch of people I don't know...
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(https://people.mozilla.com/~dolske/tmp/awesome.png)
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...or maybe I'm not. Hold on, let me reveal all sorts of personal information about myself to a bunch of people I don't know, some of whom (read: you) are clearly unstable. That sounds like a solid plan. What could go wrong?
You know what, I don't believe you. You should post all of your financial details on an online forum.
... in other words, lying.
I am actually a janitor with a paint-huffing addiction.
I gotta side with RWHN. TTM has been here for a long time, and I've seen some of his work.
He's got talent, but he doesn't post that here.
But that's besides the point -- having talent or not doesn't have any bearing on whether anyone is an asshole or not.
I'm talented at assholery.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:34:01 PM
I am actually a janitor with a paint-huffing addiction.
its true i saw him raiding my art supplies once
Quote from: Cain on April 21, 2010, 08:35:24 PM
I'm talented at assholery.
What's it like to be good at something Cain?
All I'm good at is huffing paint! OH SHIT! I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING TOO!
Now I feel wonderful. (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DMgBO5uWGSU/Rp62_RgN9eI/AAAAAAAAACw/a6kxwChXFdY/s400/_cute_kitten.jpg)
So like, yeah, is that dad guy funny or what?
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:41:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 21, 2010, 08:35:24 PM
I'm talented at assholery.
What's it like to be good at something Cain?
All I'm good at is huffing paint! OH SHIT! I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING TOO!
Now I feel wonderful. (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DMgBO5uWGSU/Rp62_RgN9eI/AAAAAAAAACw/a6kxwChXFdY/s400/_cute_kitten.jpg)
The feeling raw talent leaking out of my asshole is rather like the sensation I get from huffing paint.
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
But that's besides the point -- having talent or not doesn't have any bearing on whether anyone is an asshole or not.
Truer words were never spoken.
Quote from: Idem on April 21, 2010, 08:42:53 PM
So like, yeah, is that dad guy funny or what?
Indeed, that's one funny chap.
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:judge:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
But that's besides the point -- having talent or not doesn't have any bearing on whether anyone is an asshole or not.
Truer words were never spoken.
they apply to you as well...
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on April 21, 2010, 08:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
But that's besides the point -- having talent or not doesn't have any bearing on whether anyone is an asshole or not.
Truer words were never spoken.
they apply to you as well...
And to you. They apply to everyone.
That doesn't make TTM not a lying, misogynistic sociopath though.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 07:22:44 PM
I generally base my response almost entirely on whether the reposter's a douche.
Syn = not a douche, actually a pretty awesome guy, therefore no reason to be a dick to him.
Lys = frequently a douche, would definitely warrant a dick response.
:lulz: and :thanks:
In other news:
:cuntpunch: :love:
WTF? We can has moar drama than... than... Um... Heroes?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 09:09:45 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on April 21, 2010, 08:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
But that's besides the point -- having talent or not doesn't have any bearing on whether anyone is an asshole or not.
Truer words were never spoken.
they apply to you as well...
And to you. They apply to everyone.
That doesn't make TTM not a lying, misogynistic sociopath though.
No, the fact that I'm not a lying misogynistic sociopath does that.
And now, news about Shit My Dad Says:
http://gawker.com/5401019/cbs-picks-up-shit-my-dad-says-twitter-sitcom
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2010, 06:11:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 21, 2010, 01:01:20 PM
Old news is old.
Just sayin.
You get +10 interweb cool kids points, Lys. Congratulations. You have demonstrated your callousness and your superior grasp of everything that is NOW and HAPPENING on the internet.
I just note that he's been mentioned at least twice in the past, it's not that hes not a character that isn't worth mentioning again, I suppose.
some reason repeat threads dont bother me as much as repeat images...
You must really hate smileys then...
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2838/zalgobysuperkusokao.png) (http://img685.imageshack.us/i/zalgobysuperkusokao.png/)
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 21, 2010, 08:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:51:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 08:34:50 PM
But that's besides the point -- having talent or not doesn't have any bearing on whether anyone is an asshole or not.
Truer words were never spoken.
they apply to you as well...
Those words were totally cock and repost.