FUCK (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/) YEAH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE)
Already been posted
Shit, I guess that makes me a misogynistic sociopath. Sad face. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/kenya/)
Shit, now I can't stop dancing. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca)
rather than respond to those links or contributing to the thread in terms of content, I'd like to take the next 11 to 15 posts to discuss the proper etiquette and context for calling "repost"
I'm actually trying to find something to repost, but all my links and stuff are new. Which means I can now no longer support this thread :sad:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mobius_battle.png)
Quote from: Cain on April 21, 2010, 07:45:35 PM
I'm actually trying to find something to repost, but all my links and stuff are new. Which means I can now no longer support this thread :sad:
it's cool dude, nobody has any obligation to add anything to the thread or stay on topic
If something ITT made you think of an unrelated detail from your life, this might be a good place to mention it
Quote from: Cramulus on April 21, 2010, 07:44:54 PM
rather than respond to those links or contributing to the thread in terms of content, I'd like to take the next 11 to 15 posts to discuss the proper etiquette and context for calling "repost"
You should start posting bad poetry (http://img.moronail.net/img/8/9/989.jpg) and multiple threads (http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/facepalm.jpg) about who you're trying to sleep with instead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db2p0H4pQNg), maybe toss in some other totally irrelevant details with no entertainment or information value (http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm).
http://polygondesign.net/cbo/images/happycat.jpg
REPOST. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24913.msg861790#msg861790)
I generally ignore these sorts of threads because they're not on my radar because I hate the people who post them, yet here I am posting in this very thread. (http://www.clusterflock.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/flocktakeaway.jpg)
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 07:59:28 PM
I generally ignore these sorts of threads because they're not on my radar because I hate the people who post them, yet here I am posting in this very thread. (http://www.clusterflock.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/flocktakeaway.jpg)
(http://www.bhop73.com/stuff/forumfun/repost.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on April 21, 2010, 08:03:08 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 07:59:28 PM
I generally ignore these sorts of threads because they're not on my radar because I hate the people who post them, yet here I am posting in this very thread. (http://www.clusterflock.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/flocktakeaway.jpg)
(http://www.bhop73.com/stuff/forumfun/repost.jpg)
(http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5638/Repost.jpg)
Oh, so this is basically a "TTM isn't done having his tantrum about being called boring" thread.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:09:30 PM
Oh, so this is basically a "TTM isn't done having his tantrum about being called boring" thread.
(http://www.defectiveyeti.com/images/repost.jpg)
Remember, ladies, dating makes you a slut, according to TTM.
Also, having a life or writing about anything.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:13:04 PM
Remember, ladies, dating makes you a slut, according to TTM.
Also, having a life or writing about anything.
Applies to men, too.
Dok,
Filthy little whore. <--- For real. I'm a dirty little girl.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:13:04 PM
Remember, ladies, dating makes you a slut, according to TTM.
Also, having a life or writing about anything.
Applies to men, too.
Dok,
Filthy little whore. <--- For real. I'm a dirty little girl.
Bad Dok. You deserve a SPANKING!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:14:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:13:04 PM
Remember, ladies, dating makes you a slut, according to TTM.
Also, having a life or writing about anything.
Applies to men, too.
Dok,
Filthy little whore. <--- For real. I'm a dirty little girl.
Bad Dok. You deserve a SPANKING!
Yes. A firm, no-nonsense spanking.
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7489/holy20repost20batman8zo.jpg)
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:10:03 PM
(http://www.defectiveyeti.com/images/repost.jpg)
There's no need to post pics of your wife.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:13:04 PM
Remember, ladies, dating makes you a slut, according to TTM.
Also, having a life or writing about anything.
Really? When exactly did I say that? Must have been between my bouts of sociopathic misogyny, because if you criticize a single drama-provoking lunatic of a poster who happens to be a female, you are automatically a misogynist... and a sociopath...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w)
Repeatedly hooking up with strangers on Craigslist might make you a whore, but I don't think dating really puts you in that category. Posting about your craigslist exploits may also put you in the category of colossally stupid. (http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2252672b98e1d00e398f53ab00004-500pi)
Making multiple threads about it also kind of opens you up to ridicule, especially when you post all sorts of ridiculous details that maybe shouldn't be on the internet. When you combine this with repeatedly starting shit with other posters, it tends to have a way of not working out in your favor. (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lolnominee-vicki-webby.jpg)
Also, I'm fairly certain that this is actually a repost from a previous thread. (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/i-can-has-cheezburger-you-can-has-laptop.jpg)
Oh, I'm sorry... it's internet dating that makes you a slut. Also being able to write interestingly.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
Oh, I'm sorry... it's internet dating that makes you a slut. Also being able to write interestingly.
Dating != trying to get laid on CL.
brb, adding dating to the list of words you don't seem to understand.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:36:22 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
Oh, I'm sorry... it's internet dating that makes you a slut. Also being able to write interestingly.
Dating != trying to get laid on CL.
brb, adding dating to the list of words you don't seem to understand.
Not sure why wanting to get laid makes you a slut, unless you're doing it for material gain.
TTM, no troll, your new sig is slowing the fuck out of my browser.
And TTM and Nigel, total troll here, your petty retard drama bullshit is aggravating the fuck out of my pd.com.
ETA: Looks like I'm having a slow browser day, so it's probably not that sig specifically. Only the latter part stands.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 08:41:17 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:36:22 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
Oh, I'm sorry... it's internet dating that makes you a slut. Also being able to write interestingly.
Dating != trying to get laid on CL.
brb, adding dating to the list of words you don't seem to understand.
Not sure why wanting to get laid makes you a slut, unless you're doing it for material gain.
Not sure why being a slut is a bad thing, gender notwithstanding.
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 08:44:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 08:41:17 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:36:22 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
Oh, I'm sorry... it's internet dating that makes you a slut. Also being able to write interestingly.
Dating != trying to get laid on CL.
brb, adding dating to the list of words you don't seem to understand.
Not sure why wanting to get laid makes you a slut, unless you're doing it for material gain.
Not sure why being a slut is a bad thing, gender notwithstanding.
Also, this. But I bet TTM is rooting through threads trying to find justifications for calling me a "desperate whore". Because, apparently, being a woman with a sex drive is bad evil wrong. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2010, 08:41:17 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:36:22 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
Oh, I'm sorry... it's internet dating that makes you a slut. Also being able to write interestingly.
Dating != trying to get laid on CL.
brb, adding dating to the list of words you don't seem to understand.
Not sure why wanting to get laid makes you a slut, unless you're doing it for material gain.
That would be a whore. Doing it indiscriminately with a lot of people would make you a slut.
Normally I don't particularly care what people do in bed or in a dark corner somewhere or anywhere else for that matter (as long as it's not on my lawn or in front of a preschool), but it gets kind of old when there are 90+ page posts about it and the person then throws a shit-fit when someone uses it as ammunition after they keep stirring shit.
If a guy did the same thing he would be a slut/whore too, possibly a desperate one. If he posted all about it in hundreds, perhaps thousands of posts he would probably eventually be mocked for it too.
TTM,
misogynist egalitarian?
Quote from: EoC on April 21, 2010, 08:43:48 PM
TTM, no troll, your new sig is slowing the fuck out of my browser.
And TTM and Nigel, total troll here, your petty retard drama bullshit is aggravating the fuck out of my pd.com.
1) Sorry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI)
2) Don't read the words, just click on the links and appreciate the reposts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs)
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:46:07 PMit gets kind of old when there are 90+ page posts about it
You're right, I should probably just scour the internet for links to repost and start a new thread for each of them.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:46:07 PM
That would be a whore. Doing it indiscriminately with a lot of people would make you a slut.
Okay, then I'm a slut, because I will and DO fuck anything that moves, at least at this moment. Nigel's shennigans seem to be about normal for your 30-something divorcee, but I have taken things to a new low. I would in fact advise you to buy stock in Trojans since Maria and I split up again, because I plan to fuck everything I can get my filthy, diseased mitts on. I will do so in full knowledge that this is somehow considered "wrong", "distasteful", or "low class" by a certain type of person, and I will gleefully not give a fuck, because I need to get my monkey on. And I will. Oh, yes.
Why? Because I want to. And if I wish to talk about it, I will. Whoops. I just did.
Dok,
Slut.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:46:07 PMit gets kind of old when there are 90+ page posts about it
You're right, I should probably just scour the internet for links to repost and start a new thread for each of them.
That's what this thread is for you crazy bitch! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc&feature=related)
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...but you don't care about reposts... which is why you're posting in this thread... and a bunch of my other threads... right?
I have to object to the notion that I fuck indiscriminately, simply because if that were true my sex life would be a lot simpler and less wangsty.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:52:25 PM
...but you don't care about reposts... which is why you're posting in this thread... and a bunch of my other threads... right?
You mean all the threads that you bumped so you could spread your tantrum about being boring across the board? Sure. Tell yourself that.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 08:55:28 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:52:25 PM
...but you don't care about reposts... which is why you're posting in this thread... and a bunch of my other threads... right?
You mean all the threads that you bumped so you could spread your tantrum about being boring across the board? Sure. Tell yourself that.
By my count that is exactly... 1 thread... You seem to have a very tenuous grip on things like words, numbers and reality in general. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicIzZbdspM)
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:58:34 PM
By my count that is exactly... 1 thread... You seem to have a very tenuous grip on things like words, numbers and reality in general.[/url]
Talking to yourself again? At least you're doing it outside of my PM box this time. Psycho.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 09:08:51 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:58:34 PM
By my count that is exactly... 1 thread... You seem to have a very tenuous grip on things like words, numbers and reality in general.[/url]
Talking to yourself again? At least you're doing it outside of my PM box this time. Psycho.
Yeah, because responding to your repeated PMs (despite your "ignoring" me) makes me a psycho.
Psycho is another word we can add to the list of words you don't understand.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 09:21:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 09:08:51 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 21, 2010, 08:58:34 PM
By my count that is exactly... 1 thread... You seem to have a very tenuous grip on things like words, numbers and reality in general.[/url]
Talking to yourself again? At least you're doing it outside of my PM box this time. Psycho.
Yeah, because responding to your repeated PMs (despite your "ignoring" me) makes me a psycho.
Psycho is another word we can add to the list of words you don't understand.
You initiated the PM's, so I put you on my PM block list, which you were only able to override because you're a mod, and the "repeated PM's" you were "responding" to were the ones in which I was asking you to stop PMing me.
Also, I think you misconstrued the exact reason I replied to every single one of your PM's with a request that you stop PMing me. The reason was that I actually wanted you to stop PMing me.
So, yeah, I actually do think that's kind of psychotic, as was your initial attack over my comment that "I hate alignment charts because they're always based on some stupid TV show or video game I've never heard of".
Also I forwarded all of your PMs, as well as my requests that you stop PMing me, as you sent them, just to share how batshit you are.
GLORIOUS REPOST! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU)
I just took a post-work out shit.
None of you want to know about this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. It was mostly solid, accompanied by a noise not unlike a backfiring jet engine and exited my ass at about 30MPH, splashing me with toilet water. Fortunately, I had not yet showered. The toilet plugged up, and in a fit of sadism, I flushed it again on my way out of the locker room. I left to the relaxing, natural sound of water hitting tile. There was some horrible noise associated with it, but we'd probably best not dwell on that.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 22, 2010, 02:02:15 AM
I just took a post-work out shit.
None of you want to know about this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. It was mostly solid, accompanied by a noise not unlike a backfiring jet engine and exited my ass at about 30MPH, splashing me with toilet water. Fortunately, I had not yet showered. The toilet plugged up, and in a fit of sadism, I flushed it again on my way out of the locker room. I left to the relaxing, natural sound of water hitting tile. There was some horrible noise associated with it, but we'd probably best not dwell on that.
^ THIS is how you write about what is normally a banal personal anecdote (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278).
EDIT: Also, if we do the comic book thing you should be Spider Jerusalem. You're a horrible bastard, you're bald and you can write.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 22, 2010, 02:11:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 22, 2010, 02:02:15 AM
I just took a post-work out shit.
None of you want to know about this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. It was mostly solid, accompanied by a noise not unlike a backfiring jet engine and exited my ass at about 30MPH, splashing me with toilet water. Fortunately, I had not yet showered. The toilet plugged up, and in a fit of sadism, I flushed it again on my way out of the locker room. I left to the relaxing, natural sound of water hitting tile. There was some horrible noise associated with it, but we'd probably best not dwell on that.
^ THIS is how you write about what is normally a banal personal anecdote (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278).
EDIT: Also, if we do the comic book thing you should be Spider Jerusalem. You're a horrible bastard, you're bald and you can write.
I also have a couple of hot women around me. And I'm old.
But I don't have any tattoos or ridiculous glasses.
Easily solved with a sharpie and a trip to the dollar store. (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EIAketE5nZQ/StiUM0UlE1I/AAAAAAAAAO4/xS8Z0bL0UME/s640/fail-owned-dollar-store-hat-fail.jpg)
(^ picture unrelated) (http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139267472300365.jpg)