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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: GIGGLES on April 26, 2010, 02:57:06 PM

Title: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: GIGGLES on April 26, 2010, 02:57:06 PM
LET'S START A NUCLEAR WAR! (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1044530/Gay-dog-refused-entry-to-Adelaide-restaurant)
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Cramulus on April 26, 2010, 04:06:48 PM
'Gay dog' refused entry to Adelaide restaurant
:lulz: :lulz: that is the funniest headline I've read all week.

Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2010, 05:30:01 PM
Oh my fucking god.

The level of stupidity among the staff is mind-boggling. How is it even possible to be that stupid?
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Verbal Mike on April 27, 2010, 07:33:18 AM
Hey, let's be fair. Everyone knows Australians speak funny. I'm sure when they say "guide dog" it sometimes really sounds like "gay dog". If someone told me they wanted to bring a "gay dog" into my restaurant I'd think it was some kind of weird prank.
(Of course there really are homosexual canines out there... But you don't ask especially to bring them in... And you don't generally bring canines of any kind of sexuality into a restaurant, right?)

Just goes to show you, if everyone spoke like Americans the world would be a better, friendlier place!
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 28, 2010, 06:59:35 AM
I asked a Aussie friend of mine to say 'guide' for me, it didn't sound anything like 'gay'.
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 09:14:12 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: bugmenоt on April 28, 2010, 01:07:18 PM
First thing to apologize to a blind person: Write a letter.
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2010, 04:01:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 28, 2010, 06:59:35 AM
I asked a Aussie friend of mine to say 'guide' for me, it didn't sound anything like 'gay'.

Well it was a Thai restaurant. What I guess what happened is when the blind guy asked if it was okay to bring his guide dog, perhaps some Thai-accented server asked the non-accented homophobic boss if it was okay if this guest would bring in a "gay dog".
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 29, 2010, 02:10:12 AM
I don't blame this guy at all for prohibiting what may be a gay dog into the restaurant.

You let a gay dog in and the next thing you know it's sodomizing the shit out of everything.

(http://ruvr.ru/files/Image/Editiors/Romania/Rusia_divers/Putin-sunglasses-3.gif)

Get it? Shit? Sodomy?

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA-No?
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Nast on April 29, 2010, 03:03:53 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 29, 2010, 02:10:12 AM
I don't blame this guy at all for prohibiting what may be a gay dog into the restaurant.

You let a gay dog in and the next thing you know it's sodomizing the shit out of everything.

(http://ruvr.ru/files/Image/Editiors/Romania/Rusia_divers/Putin-sunglasses-3.gif)

Get it? Shit? Sodomy?

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA-No?

Real sodomites douche beforehand.
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: dontblameyoko on April 29, 2010, 03:18:57 AM
Quote from: Weltbürger on April 28, 2010, 01:07:18 PM
First thing to apologize to a blind person: Write a letter.

in Braille.
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 30, 2010, 01:10:43 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 28, 2010, 04:01:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 28, 2010, 06:59:35 AM
I asked a Aussie friend of mine to say 'guide' for me, it didn't sound anything like 'gay'.

Well it was a Thai restaurant. What I guess what happened is when the blind guy asked if it was okay to bring his guide dog, perhaps some Thai-accented server asked the non-accented homophobic boss if it was okay if this guest would bring in a "gay dog".

I dunno that homophobia comes into it.  If I worked in a restaurant and someone asked to bring in a gay dog I'd go 'um... no dogs'. and be very confused as to why they thought it being gay was important.  But yeah, other accents + a game of Chinese whispers would explain it.
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2010, 01:21:35 AM
If a blind guy asked me if he could bring in his gay dog I'd probably figure it out pretty fast. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Jasper on April 30, 2010, 05:55:31 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 30, 2010, 01:21:35 AM
If a blind guy asked me if he could bring in his gay dog I'd probably figure it out pretty fast. Just sayin'.

I'd probably be too busy being amused to really give it any thought. :lol:
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 30, 2010, 06:27:02 PM
Quote"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog," the owners said in a statement to South Australia's Equal Opportunity Tribunal.


I really really need someone to explain this part to me.....

Are they saying if you spay or neuter your dog it makes it gay?

Because that might explain a lot about my cat but seriously, I have my tubes tied, am I gay now?  Because someone really should have fucking told me I was playing on the wrong team after my surgery. 
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 06:34:06 PM
Yes, Khara.  You are now a raging lesbian.


Please begin having slippery, filthy sex with other women, and post pictures here.
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 06:34:06 PM
Yes, Khara.  You are now a raging lesbian.


Please begin having slippery, filthy sex with other women, and post pictures here.

I had a vasectomy.

See ya in June, LMNO.

:lulz: <--- Muhaha
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 30, 2010, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 06:34:06 PM
Yes, Khara.  You are now a raging lesbian.


Please begin having slippery, filthy sex with other women, and post pictures here.

I had a vasectomy.

See ya in June, LMNO.

:lulz: <--- Muhaha

:spittake:

Dammit, they're gonna make me pay for this keyboard if I can't steal someone else's.....
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 06:48:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 06:34:06 PM
Yes, Khara.  You are now a raging lesbian.


Please begin having slippery, filthy sex with other women, and post pictures here.

I had a vasectomy.

See ya in June, LMNO.

:lulz: <--- Muhaha

:awesome:
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 26, 2010, 03:38:23 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 28, 2010, 06:59:35 AM
I asked a Aussie friend of mine to say 'guide' for me, it didn't sound anything like 'gay'.

It might have if you were Thai.
Title: Re: LET'S START A WAR!
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 26, 2010, 03:39:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 06:34:06 PM
Yes, Khara.  You are now a raging lesbian.


Please begin having slippery, filthy sex with other women, and post pictures here.

I had a vasectomy.

See ya in June, LMNO.

:lulz: <--- Muhaha

Me too (vasectomy that is) can I join in the gay wango tango?