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Title: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on April 30, 2010, 03:44:26 AM
I have to learn to like soccer football, because I work in an English pub.

I know the basics, as in...you have to make goals to win, but I got totally lost today with the aggregate and stoppage and had no idea why the stoppage was almost another half hour and Madrid beat Liverpool even though Liverpool outscored them 2-1. HELP!


Also, who do I go for in the World Cup? We're allowed to wear colors.  :scared:


-Suu, the stupid American.

:mullet:
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: PeregrineBF on April 30, 2010, 06:18:23 AM
Screw football, watch Hurling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-kB1e96CA).
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Rumckle on April 30, 2010, 07:14:54 AM
After a quick google search, Madrid won because the competition is based on 2 games rather than 1. So overall it was 2-2 over two games, but Madrid got 1 away goal, while Liverpool got 0. Liverpool would have needed to beat them by 2 in that game to win.

Also the stoppage time wasn't 30 minutes, that was extra time, because the score (overall) was tied at full time at 1 home goal each.
It works as two 45 minute halves, then, if extra time is needed, two 15 minute halves.


As for the World Cup, I always enjoy watching Portugal, they were one of the most exciting teams last world cup. Or dressing up as a North Korean might be fun.


eta: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Away_goals_rule
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 30, 2010, 07:34:53 AM
Football is the epitomy of boring suck and fail. That's why all the cabbages lap it up. It's basically the european version of Nascar. All you need to do is memorise the names of every player in the premier leagues and then answer every statement with "yes but what about _______" or "I wouldn't really rank him but _________ on the other hand"

Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: the last yatto on April 30, 2010, 09:56:35 AM
not really following the world cup,
so id go for countries you know or like
say Italy or Greece

...English league
Manchester united seems to be the default
while im cheering for Chelsea
they just recently got a big influence of money and have great passing game
if they can learn how to shoot, sometimes i fucking swear
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: MMIX on April 30, 2010, 11:35:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 30, 2010, 03:44:26 AM
I have to learn to like soccer football, because I work in an English pub.

I know the basics, as in...you have to make goals to win, but I got totally lost today with the aggregate and stoppage and had no idea why the stoppage was almost another half hour and Madrid beat Liverpool even though Liverpool outscored them 2-1. HELP!


Also, who do I go for in the World Cup? We're allowed to wear colors.  :scared:


-Suu, the stupid American.

:mullet:

First off, its actually OK to say soccer but you could try finding an english pronunciation on the net and use that . . . in fact finding some English pronunciations which are quite 'different' could be quite fun and mindfucky

Remember that overtime is Extra time in Britain and like Rumckle said wiki is your friend

|If you don't give a flying fuck about any particular team - and I'm assuming you aren't supporting the USA or you wouldn't have asked the question - try http://www.uksoccershop.com/categories/1286.html and find a colour combo you like and see which countries you can hit with each colour combo.

P3nt obviously just doesn't get the poetry of 'the beautiful game'  :wink: but if you wanna follow his advice try supporting Newcastle United black & white vertical stripes [slimming] fanatical fanbase, just being promoted back to the Premiership where we they belong, you only need to learn one or two players names . . . and if you can make a better fist of saying "howay the lads" than Jimmy Carter you will really wow your customers. Plus - added advantage just say it and wander off if the technical stuff gets too arcane

PS I see your menu offers "Newcastle steak" what on earth is that ?
MMIX Geordie to the bone
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 01:33:58 PM
I tend to root for Aberdeen, because I just really like yelling "AAAABEEEERDEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: AFK on April 30, 2010, 02:04:58 PM
Brazil, because they're nuts!
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 30, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 30, 2010, 03:44:26 AM
Also, who do I go for in the World Cup? We're allowed to wear colors.  :scared:

Orange, naturally.

For the rules stuff, best to ask Fred (she's on IRC a lot). I know the rules, but not the english words for it, and even then she knows them better than me :)
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on April 30, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
Okay, so like baseball, they play a series of games, but unlike baseball, the amount of goals made home or away during the series effects the outcome. Gotcha. (That would totally make baseball more interesting...)

I had the Brown soccer club laughing their asses off yesterday. Nice bunch of kids.

And Newcastle steak is like beef teriyaki, only instead of teriyaki sauce it's marinated in Newcastle beer and other spices. It's bitchin'. We did actually change the name of Londonderry Beef Stew to just Stout Beef Stew because, well...It pissed off the Irish.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Rumckle on April 30, 2010, 03:25:36 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 30, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
Okay, so like baseball, they play a series of games, but unlike baseball, the amount of goals made home or away during the series effects the outcome. Gotcha. (That would totally make baseball more interesting...)

That depends on the competition, in UEFA (the comp you were watching) they do it that way for the finals.

ETA:
In the world cup they play round robin pools, then single game knock-out for the final 16 teams. In that case ties are decided by extra time, followed by a penalty shoot out (if needed).
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on April 30, 2010, 03:32:22 PM
Okay, easy enough...
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on April 30, 2010, 04:50:26 PM
I guess by process of ethic elimination, odds, and the fact that if they win again Providence will be nothing but a week long party, I'm going for Italy.

Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: MMIX on April 30, 2010, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 01:33:58 PM
I tend to root for Aberdeen, because I just really like yelling "AAAABEEEERDEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

. . . so you are a Dandies fan . . .  well, no surprise there then  :wink:
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: MMIX on April 30, 2010, 05:01:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 30, 2010, 04:50:26 PM
I guess by process of ethic elimination, odds, and the fact that if they win again Providence will be nothing but a week long party, I'm going for Italy.



"ETHIC elimination" (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/goblinhill/icon_rofl.gif) . . . so you have been watching those cheating, diving, Eyeties play /tongueincheek
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on April 30, 2010, 05:14:23 PM
I haven't had enough coffee yet.  :cry:
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: MMIX on April 30, 2010, 06:51:55 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 30, 2010, 05:14:23 PM
I haven't had enough coffee yet.  :cry:

when they work out how to send a decent cuppa through the intertubes that will probably spell the end for bipedal humanity - hmmm, that's sad - no more footie . . .   :cry:
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 30, 2010, 07:32:27 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 30, 2010, 04:50:26 PM
I guess by process of ethic elimination, odds, and the fact that if they win again Providence will be nothing but a week long party, I'm going for Italy.



NOOOOOO ITALY IS A CHEATING SACK OF POOOOOP  :argh!:

GO NETHERLANDS AND WEAR TONS OF ORANNNNNNNGE!
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on April 30, 2010, 07:41:05 PM
I dunno...those German boys who go to Brown University are awfully hot....
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
As your financial advisor, I strongly suggest you wear the team colors of whatever country has the best tippers.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: MMIX on April 30, 2010, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
As your financial advisor, I strongly suggest you wear the team colors of whatever country has the best tippers.

^ this!
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on April 30, 2010, 07:58:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
As your financial advisor, I strongly suggest you wear the team colors of whatever country has the best tippers.

That eliminates ANY student from Brown University. Like my coworker said, maybe they wouldn't be so bad if they went to a REAL Ivy League school.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: the last yatto on May 10, 2010, 10:36:51 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/8663686.stm 8-0 GO BLUE
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 10, 2010, 01:36:25 PM
You could always, y'know, root for America.

But for sure don't root for Italy. Buncha limp-wristed flop artists who spend nearly as much time whining to the refs as actually playing soccer. If you're not gonna root for your own country, I'd pick a non-european team for both the underdog factor and the "won't alienate any of your customers" factor. Aside from the US, I'd like to see Cote D'Ivoire do well (Didier Drogba is my favorite player to watch) and I'm rooting hard for the Socceroos to upset Germany in the group round and win their group (since we'll probably end up playing the winner of that group in the elimination round and we do NOT want to face Germany).
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 10, 2010, 02:00:18 PM
I would wear a Southampton FC shirt as they are my home team. It is red and white horizontal stripes. The vertical stripes are known as hoops, btw.
Also they are a lower division team and this will mean the obscurity will not offend anyone. Also this will appease the rain goddess.

And for extra impressiveness learn the offside rule.

I would go for the Brazil shirt as you could still rock the yellow eyeshadow.

That and they have always had awesome skills.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on May 10, 2010, 02:03:34 PM
My backup teams are Portugal and England. Only because the majority of the people I know are going for Portugal and I don't want to get ganked.

I've also been told to NOT go for France, because apparently as far as cheating goes, they're worse than Italy.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 10, 2010, 10:11:01 PM
True dat. Also, they only even got into the world cup because of a blatant hand-ball goal that wasn't called, and since they got in at Ireland's expense, rooting for them will most likely NOT endear you to any irish customers you encounter.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2010, 04:02:30 AM
So I heard...OH I heard....I hate the French anyway, so this simply adds insult to injury.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: the last yatto on May 18, 2010, 09:50:39 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/10096028.stm
when politics and sports mix :D

Greece v Argentina
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Payne on May 18, 2010, 10:39:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 01:33:58 PM
I tend to root for Aberdeen, because I just really like yelling "AAAABEEEERDEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

Oddly enough, that's something I find true of EVERY other Aberdeen F.C. fan. That, and they like Tenants Lager and falling over in a puddle of vomit and spilled kebabs outside Pittodrie.

~~~Payne: Long term Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire resident.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Payne on May 18, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
And for the World Cup, I'm supporting the traditional Scottish team again this go round, A.B.E. (Anyone But England, basically whoever England are playing at any given time).

I can still do that despite having an English girlfriend.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: MMIX on May 18, 2010, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 18, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
And for the World Cup, I'm supporting the traditional Scottish team again this go round, A.B.E. (Anyone But England, basically whoever England are playing at any given time).

I can still do that despite having an English girlfriend.

it is only a tradition because yet again Scotland failed to qualify . . .


MMIX - will enjoy the football better after England are eliminated, because the tension of waiting for them to:- shoot themselves in the foot by losing to the weakest teams in the group phase, draw all their matches and go out on goal difference, finish with 9 men, lose yet another penalty shootout, or get screwed by this years Maradona, spoils it for me
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Payne on May 18, 2010, 05:35:41 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 18, 2010, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 18, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
And for the World Cup, I'm supporting the traditional Scottish team again this go round, A.B.E. (Anyone But England, basically whoever England are playing at any given time).

I can still do that despite having an English girlfriend.

it is only a tradition because yet again Scotland failed to qualify . . .


....so?
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on May 18, 2010, 07:29:39 PM
I just say we all hate France.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: the last yatto on May 18, 2010, 08:41:37 PM
speaking of abe

saw a bunch of people trying to brazil, england's 2018 bid
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 18, 2010, 10:35:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 18, 2010, 10:39:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 01:33:58 PM
I tend to root for Aberdeen, because I just really like yelling "AAAABEEEERDEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

Oddly enough, that's something I find true of EVERY other Aberdeen F.C. fan. That, and they like Tenants Lager and falling over in a puddle of vomit and spilled kebabs outside Pittodrie.

~~~Payne: Long term Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire resident.
I will illustrate my knowledge of, and interest in soccer thus: Aberdeen makes me think of Dune.
AAARRAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 18, 2010, 11:40:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 18, 2010, 05:35:41 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 18, 2010, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 18, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
And for the World Cup, I'm supporting the traditional Scottish team again this go round, A.B.E. (Anyone But England, basically whoever England are playing at any given time).

I can still do that despite having an English girlfriend.

it is only a tradition because yet again Scotland failed to qualify . . .


....so?

But i support the Republic Of Ireland!

who also failed to qualify,

i like to fap over the japanese team.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: MMIX on May 19, 2010, 01:40:22 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on May 18, 2010, 11:40:17 PM

But i support the Republic Of Ireland!

who also failed to qualify,
Not so much "failed to qualify" as had their own "Hand of God" disaster courtesy of the beautiful Thierry Henri - who at least had the good grace to admit it afterwards.

Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on May 18, 2010, 11:40:17 PM
i like to fap over the japanese team.
You know - I'm pretty sure that there is a proper technical term for that  :wink:
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: the last yatto on June 13, 2010, 06:06:34 AM
 :omg:
how can it be offsides if they got a guy on the goal post....

Mexico cheated of a goal in a tied game on home turf :fnord:

Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Rumckle on June 13, 2010, 07:41:33 AM
You need 2 people between the striker and the goal, normally the keeper is there, but in this case he wasn't.

Also, there have been a few interesting results, so far. I really wasn't expecting Korea to kick so much ass, or France to choke up against Nigeria.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 13, 2010, 07:45:43 AM
Fuck soccer, or footbol or whatever the hell it's called

SHIRLING OR GTFO!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gu3mbl8SAk


BEST. SPORT. EVER.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on June 13, 2010, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 13, 2010, 07:41:33 AM
You need 2 people between the striker and the goal, normally the keeper is there, but in this case he wasn't.

Also, there have been a few interesting results, so far. I really wasn't expecting Korea to kick so much ass, or France to choke up against Nigeria.

I hope France fails EVERYTHING.  :argh!:


Also: The United States had more fans in the bar yesterday than England.   :eek:

Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Storebrand on June 13, 2010, 04:45:10 PM
Quote from: PeregrineBF on April 30, 2010, 06:18:23 AM
Screw football, watch Hurling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-kB1e96CA).
^this.  Only team sport I get excited about.
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: Suu on June 13, 2010, 05:06:38 PM
HURLEY!!! YESS!!!

OMG, it's like...field hockey on methamphetamines.  :fap:
Title: Re: Attn: Eurospags and Soccer fans in general.
Post by: the last yatto on June 19, 2010, 06:51:50 AM
BANNED REF :lulz: