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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on May 01, 2010, 12:27:22 AM

Title: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Suu on May 01, 2010, 12:27:22 AM
So according to this mass email I got from one of RI's congressmen, FEMA isn't giving anyone money unless they were denied a low-interest loan from the government or SBA first.

So that's right, they'd rather you borrow money and put yourself more into a loss because your home or business is completely destroyed, then grant you funds like they are supposed to. Holy shit.

There are over 2000 people in this state who are still displaced and may totally lose their houses. Now, compared to Katrina that ain't shit, but that's still nothing to snark at. It's not like Rhode Island has the money to do anything.

In other words, FEMA is a crock of shit, and I want to know where the FUCK my tax dollars are going if it's not to give these people their grant money that they fucking need to survive!
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Jasper on May 01, 2010, 01:17:29 AM
Wow, that's really garbage.  Isn't this nation's working class already in enough debt?
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Suu on May 01, 2010, 01:33:19 AM
Evidently not enough.
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Jasper on May 01, 2010, 01:34:46 AM
Fire.  Lots of fire.
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Suu on May 01, 2010, 01:37:08 AM
Dude, Dimo doesn't have a place to sleep right now and they pull this shit?!

It's going to take more than fire.
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Jasper on May 01, 2010, 01:39:33 AM
That's bullshit, how is he getting by?  Fuck.

Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Vene on May 01, 2010, 02:05:57 AM
But, but if the government helps the poor people, then that's socialism. And then the USSR will reform and enslave all the decent Americans™
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Suu on May 01, 2010, 02:47:55 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 01, 2010, 01:39:33 AM
That's bullshit, how is he getting by?  Fuck.



I think most of his house is fine, just not his room, which was in the basement. Lol.
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Dimocritus on May 01, 2010, 04:44:26 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 01, 2010, 01:39:33 AM
That's bullshit, how is he getting by?  Fuck.



Dude, my back is tweaked from sleeping on couches and floors. FEMA gave us some money, then took it back because our insurance covered a lot of stuff. TBH, by the time this is all said and done, I'll be a little better off. The money I'm getting is going to get me back into a vehicle, which will allow me to hold a real job. But I think that's bull-shit that FEMA won't fork over cash to those who really need it, in favor of loans that most folk will have a hard time paying back.
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Jasper on May 01, 2010, 06:19:27 PM
That's some third world shit right there.  At least your insurance covered things.

When the rich screw themselves out of stupidity, we indiscriminately shoot money at them with a firehose, and when normal citizens get screwed by natural disasters they play monkey in the middle with relief funds.
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 01, 2010, 08:51:56 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 01, 2010, 06:19:27 PM
That's some third world shit right there.  At least your insurance covered things.

When the rich screw themselves out of stupidity, we indiscriminately shoot money at them with a firehose, and when normal citizens get screwed by natural disasters they play monkey in the middle with relief funds.

Nail, meet head.
Title: Re: FUCKING FEMA
Post by: Dimocritus on May 02, 2010, 12:35:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 01, 2010, 06:19:27 PM
When the rich screw themselves out of stupidity, we indiscriminately shoot money at them with a firehose, and when normal citizens get screwed by natural disasters they play monkey in the middle with relief funds.

:potd: