Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Horab Fibslager on July 23, 2004, 09:59:25 PM

Title: n: aligator control
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 23, 2004, 09:59:25 PM
i'm in control here. if you don't believe me, check out my profile. it's been liek that since teh dawn of time. if you weren't aware of this prior to this announcement, do not worry, relax, chillify yourself, and return to your homes. freinds reruns will take your mind off of anythign remotely uncomfortable.
Title: n: aligator control
Post by: gnimbley on July 23, 2004, 10:08:57 PM
::wanders out of control::
Title: n: aligator control
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 23, 2004, 10:16:56 PM
*wonders doubt oven contrails.*
Title: n: aligator control
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 23, 2004, 10:21:13 PM
Listen, Mate, I live in Florida, so I can tell you exactly what to do with that Gator.

The first rule of fuckin' with gators: Don't fuck with Gators.

The second rule of fuckin' with gators:  Don't fuck with Gators.

The third rule of fuckin' with gators:  Our football team will own you.

The Fourth rule of fuckin' with gators:  Bring beer.

The Fith rule of fuckin' with gators:  Bring lots more beer.
Title: n: aligator control
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 24, 2004, 08:45:38 AM
adn you hvae me to thank for being th eonly thing between those gators and your toilet bowl son. if you think aligators are badasses, what do you think the folks who controllin are all about then eh?
Title: Re: n: aligator control
Post by: Delusion on July 30, 2004, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Secret Chief Horabi'm in control here. if you don't believe me, check out my profile. it's been liek that since teh dawn of time. if you weren't aware of this prior to this announcement, do not worry, relax, chillify yourself, and return to your homes. freinds reruns will take your mind off of anythign remotely uncomfortable.

Alligator Control is the essential first step in any plot to gain control
of New York City.

And I don't think redirecting my attention from remotely uncomfortable things
to friends reruns will in any way reduce my discomfort.  Quite the opposite,
in fact.