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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Jasper on May 03, 2010, 08:20:15 AM

Title: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: Jasper on May 03, 2010, 08:20:15 AM
One or both of your hands are lost, and a medical research foundation is going to build you a neural prosthetic that can accommodate a variety of implements.  You get a set of robot hands for free, but you can design your own attachments for it too.

Me, I'd get a circular saw for the left stump and a pneumatic spike for the right.

What about you?
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 03, 2010, 08:41:14 AM
I'd get one of these (http://home.comcast.net/~steveham21/turbo.mpg) for my right arm and rack of lamb for my left.
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2010, 08:49:35 AM
Vibrator & Richard Nixon puppet.
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2010, 06:47:25 PM
Two robot monkey heads that scream like they're being put to a belt sander whenever I move my tendons.


...with opposable thumbs grafted to their foreheads.
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: Jasper on May 03, 2010, 06:50:52 PM
:lulz: 

And I thought the spike was scary...
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 03, 2010, 09:39:23 PM
-A splitter that allows two arm attachments for each arm socket.
-Four more splitters, allowing eight total attachments.
-A beehive
-A scalpel
-A suction head for a wet/dry vac
-A drain for the wet/dry vac
-Two (2) regular hands
-A flamethrower
-A novelty sized middle finger.
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: President Television on May 04, 2010, 01:11:19 AM
(http://www.eereblogs.energy.gov/geothermaltechnologies/image.axd?picture=2009%2F11%2Ffoam+finger.jpg)

nuff said
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: Jasper on May 04, 2010, 01:14:31 AM
Grappling hook launcher and poison dart shooter, anyone?
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: Faust on May 04, 2010, 01:21:09 AM
A cannister of magicians flash power on one hand and a cattle prod in the other.
Title: Re: ITT: Robotic Prosthetics
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on May 04, 2010, 01:26:59 PM
I'd just replace each hand with three hands and arm subassemblies (up to the elbow joint). Being able to rotate my wrists 180 degrees could be really handy too.