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Title: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 06, 2010, 04:28:47 PM
First, let me start with I don't mind the banner advertising and this isn't me bitching about that.  Hell I get a kick out of some of them.  This one is new to me and I just had to share.....

http://www.thesecretofinvisibility.com/ (http://www.thesecretofinvisibility.com/)

:lulz:

I just want to know which one of you spags did this because it's funny as hell!
Title: Re: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: Lies on May 06, 2010, 04:33:20 PM
Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??
Title: Re: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 06, 2010, 05:11:55 PM
Wow, that is all kinds of awesome!  :lulz:
Title: Re: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 07, 2010, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 06, 2010, 04:33:20 PM
Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!
Title: Re: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: BadBeast on May 09, 2010, 08:34:33 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 07, 2010, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 06, 2010, 04:33:20 PM
Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!
I suspect this advert is nothing but a clever confidence trick, designed to appeal to the not insignificant numbers of people who secretly wish to be invisible.
The closest I ever came to invisibility, was when I used to go shoplifting in a Dayglo Yellow Jacket, with "Security" on the back.
Title: Re: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2010, 02:25:44 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 09, 2010, 08:34:33 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 07, 2010, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 06, 2010, 04:33:20 PM
Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!
I suspect this advert is nothing but a clever confidence trick, designed to appeal to the not insignificant numbers of people who secretly wish to be invisible.
The closest I ever came to invisibility, was when I used to go shoplifting in a Dayglo Yellow Jacket, with "Security" on the back.


:facepalm:


Nice way to state the obvious dude!
Title: Re: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2010, 02:25:44 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 09, 2010, 08:34:33 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 07, 2010, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 06, 2010, 04:33:20 PM
Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!
I suspect this advert is nothing but a clever confidence trick, designed to appeal to the not insignificant numbers of people who secretly wish to be invisible.
The closest I ever came to invisibility, was when I used to go shoplifting in a Dayglo Yellow Jacket, with "Security" on the back.


:facepalm:


Nice way to state the obvious dude!



I actually bought the booklet, and it told me how to turn myself invisible, like that.
So I figured if I told it like it was, out in the open, no-one would believe it.  (And even if they did, I never mentioned which shop it was) Thus ensuring it's continued safety. And as a double bluff, I think I said the wrong coloured Jacket.
Can you see me now?
Title: Re: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2010, 02:43:25 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2010, 02:25:44 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 09, 2010, 08:34:33 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 07, 2010, 10:21:31 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 06, 2010, 04:33:20 PM
Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!
I suspect this advert is nothing but a clever confidence trick, designed to appeal to the not insignificant numbers of people who secretly wish to be invisible.
The closest I ever came to invisibility, was when I used to go shoplifting in a Dayglo Yellow Jacket, with "Security" on the back.


:facepalm:


Nice way to state the obvious dude!



I actually bought the booklet, and it told me how to turn myself invisible, like that.
So I figured if I told it like it was, out in the open, no-one would believe it.  (And even if they did, I never mentioned which shop it was) Thus ensuring it's continued safety. And as a double bluff, I think I said the wrong coloured Jacket.
Can you see me now?

Are those prescription drugs?  Because seriously....  :lulz:

Title: Re: How to Become Invisible??
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2010, 02:51:27 PM
He's right. Only people with something to hide ACT suspicious.