QuoteThe wife of a US Army soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.
38-year-old Jennifer Stweart used the bizarre claims to explain to her husband why their child was black, despite the lovers being very much white skinned.
http://newsolio.com/jennifer-stweart-3d-film-got-me-pregnant,9895
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There's so much lail in the story I nearly died of laughter
:lulz: what tard would believe that
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OH FUCK
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That's worse than when my parents bought my hickies in highschool being because I was sleepy, but had to get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and slipping on my loft bed ladder.
call 'nannigans?
QuoteDespite her wifes bizarre explanation, Iraq US military man Erick Jhonson said: "I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible."
This seems too badly written to be anything but faked. Pronoun's wrong, apostrophe's missing, the punctuation for Jhonson's quote... and is the guy Swedish? & "Jennifer Stweart"?
But then, with today's journalism, anything is possible... :cry:
- full-time curmudgeon, part-time grammar nazi.
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on May 10, 2010, 03:11:27 AM
call 'nannigans?
QuoteDespite her wifes bizarre explanation, Iraq US military man Erick Jhonson said: "I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible."
This seems too badly written to be anything but faked. Pronoun's wrong, apostrophe's missing, the punctuation for Jhonson's quote... and is the guy Swedish? & "Jennifer Stweart"?
But then, with today's journalism, anything is possible... :cry:
- full-time curmudgeon, part-time grammar nazi.
Confirmed fake.
QuoteEditor's Update : "As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. The good folks at Gizmodo have clarified the story now. We got onioned . Sorry, move on! "
link (http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365)
Heh, yeah. I thought it was just too hilarious to be true.
It was a good idea, though. Make up some shit about stoopid racist people with overtones of immaculate conception, and we all get to fantasize about the future of 3D pron (ok, that was probably just me). One edit might have kept this going...
*a moment of silence for the well-intentioned but lazy prankster*
(Also, Vene is speedy!)
I saw a variant of this a week or two ago. Apparently fabricated by a brazillian newspaper.
They could've made it more believable by adding a little more white-trash. Like, for example, have the 3D movie be about alien abductions or something.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 10, 2010, 02:01:46 PM
They could've made it more believable by adding a little more white-trash. Like, for example, have the 3D movie be about alien abductions or something.
THIS
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There are already several versions floating around, I guess. We could almost certainly distribute a variant with UFOs. Maybe crossbreed it with that south african article with the goat chimera.
Or you could be original.
Quote from: Hawk on May 10, 2010, 02:55:24 PM
Or you could be original.
Fuck yeah! Elabourate hoaxes where someone convinces her retard husband she got pregnant via weird implausible methodology is soooo 0bc :lulz: