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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:36:46 PM

Title: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:36:46 PM
We've been travelling in this rig together for, what, 2 weeks?  Covered a lot of ground, even though you obviously can't take a turn at driving.  It's just nice to have someone to talk to, helps keep me awake, you know, makes the hours go by. 

But there's a couple of things I just have to mention.

First, you're starting to stink a little.  There's no excuse for that sort of thing in cramped quarters.  No offense, now, I'm just saying.  It's getting a little thick in here.

Second, I want my knife back.  My daddy gave it to me when he retired, and it's kind of an heirloom.

So hold still a minute while I yank it out of your head.

Here, let me fix your hair.  There.  At least you don't wear it all long and messy, like most hitch-hikers.
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2010, 05:38:57 PM
I am still laughing.
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Dimocritus on May 10, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
 :lulz:  I just got M. Night Shyamalan'd.
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:43:54 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 10, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
:lulz:  I just got M. Night Shyamalan'd.

What?
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Dimocritus on May 10, 2010, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:43:54 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 10, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
:lulz:  I just got M. Night Shyamalan'd.

What?

The twist ending... It kinda' reminded me of... Never mind...
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2010, 05:56:01 PM
 :lulz:

I love it!
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Brotep on May 10, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
I think we need a :bloodymittens: for this one
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Richter on May 10, 2010, 06:15:44 PM
My lunch break is fulfilling, now.
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2010, 06:59:04 PM
:mittens: short but sweet!
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2010, 12:44:08 AM
Heeee!
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 08, 2012, 11:01:52 PM
Bump, cos I'm not right.
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: navkat on March 08, 2012, 11:11:49 PM
Is this a metaphorical way to suggest that some of us "transients" stop stinking up the board since we have nothing of value to contribute and are, essentially, a "dead" audience?  :lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 08, 2012, 11:26:07 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 08, 2012, 11:11:49 PM
Is this a metaphorical way to suggest that some of us "transients" stop stinking up the board since we have nothing of value to contribute and are, essentially, a "dead" audience?  :lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:

No I think this is a metaphor for how Dok Howl is not right in the head.
Title: Re: Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 09, 2012, 01:15:57 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 08, 2012, 11:11:49 PM
Is this a metaphorical way to suggest that some of us "transients" stop stinking up the board since we have nothing of value to contribute and are, essentially, a "dead" audience?  :lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:

You're weird, mister.   :lulz:

No, there is no metaphor or allegory in this whatsoever.  It was just me dumping mad dog's shit out of my skull and into your collective laps.
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