http://www.crabrevenge.com/ (http://www.crabrevenge.com/)
QuoteYes we sell pubic lice and yes we are proud of it
We sell you crabs to give to your ex girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn't involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.
:lulz:
my god it's full of stars
OMF maybe? Tough call though.
I love the internet, getting bad ideas shipped to my door has never been easier.
art project, if i recall correctly.
done by the same guys that made the child swapping service, and doggy condoms, i believe....
IIRC, Bug Girl (http://membracid.wordpress.com/) actually purchased lice from one of these companies, and found out they didn't sell what they said they were selling.
Quote from: Kai on May 10, 2010, 08:26:12 PM
IIRC, Bug Girl (http://membracid.wordpress.com/) actually purchased lice from one of these companies, and found out they didn't sell what they said they were selling.
NOW what am I going to send the kid's dad for father's day? DAMMIT!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Kai on May 10, 2010, 08:26:12 PM
IIRC, Bug Girl (http://membracid.wordpress.com/) actually purchased lice from one of these companies, and found out they didn't sell what they said they were selling.
Yup.
http://membracid.wordpress.com/2008/05/04/i-have-pubic-lice-in-my-mailbox/
QuoteDISCLAIMER
We take absolutely no responsibility for anything sold on this site as far as we are concerned these lice are for novelty purposes only. We do not endorse giving people lice or even the lice themselves. Once the lice are in your possession you are fully responsible for those lice so take care of them, give them cute names and most importantly love your lice like they are your own for that my friend in essence is what they are.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Brotep on May 11, 2010, 01:13:12 AM
Quote from: Kai on May 10, 2010, 08:26:12 PM
IIRC, Bug Girl (http://membracid.wordpress.com/) actually purchased lice from one of these companies, and found out they didn't sell what they said they were selling.
Yup.
http://membracid.wordpress.com/2008/05/04/i-have-pubic-lice-in-my-mailbox/
My favorite comment:
Quoteraincoaster
Posted May 4, 2008 at 10:47 pm | Permalink
Dear god, this is hilarious. However heinous it is to make a living selling pubic vermin over the internet, it is somehow even more despicable to take people's money and then NOT send them pubic lice.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 02:57:08 AM
My favorite comment:
Quoteraincoaster
Posted May 4, 2008 at 10:47 pm | Permalink
Dear god, this is hilarious. However heinous it is to make a living selling pubic vermin over the internet, it is somehow even more despicable to take people's money and then NOT send them pubic lice.
:lulz: only makes me love the lice-sellers more
lol I love this "endorsement"
"Thank you SO much you saved my marridge! My wife broke it off with her new lover because she thought he gave her crabs, wish I had found this site sooner!"
Ryan - Hamilton
That's really sad if you actually needed lice to save your marriage :P
Quote from: Lysergic on May 11, 2010, 12:50:02 PM
lol I love this "endorsement"
"Thank you SO much you saved my marridge! My wife broke it off with her new lover because she thought he gave her crabs, wish I had found this site sooner!"
Ryan - Hamilton
That's really sad if you actually needed lice to save your marriage :P
Besides, she only broke up with her new lover. Doesn't mean the marriage is saved.
Upon reflection, I never want crabs in my Man - Grove.
Quote from: Richter on May 11, 2010, 07:25:37 PM
Upon reflection, I never want crabs in my Man - Grove.
:lulz:
Still, seeing as I have shed my mortal coil, I no longer have hair in which to receive an infestation of lice. (Though if the reincarnation thing pans out, then it could happen.....again and again and again....)