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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: BabylonHoruv on May 10, 2010, 10:12:02 PM

Title: America: The Grim truth
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 10, 2010, 10:12:02 PM
http://cleaves.zapto.org/news/story-1967.html

According to this guy we are screwed.  And the only thing for Americans to do is get the fuck out.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
Fuck that.  I'm staying for the lulz.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Requia ☣ on May 10, 2010, 10:31:19 PM
I'm staying for the lulz, or possibly to end up on the 6 o'clock news.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Juana on May 11, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Seems a bit exaggerated. But it is still making me want to move. Ugh. What a country.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Jenne on May 11, 2010, 05:36:51 PM
FACT: every country is just as fucked, if not moreso, the more you look under its couch cushions.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Cramulus on May 11, 2010, 05:46:40 PM
that was depressing.

I want more vacation days, I want more money, and I want out!

Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Hahaha funny 'cause it's true! I love how Americans think we live better than anyone else in the world.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Hahaha funny 'cause it's true! I love how Americans think we live better than anyone else in the world.

When I go back to visit relatives in Canada, I kind of hate my life.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Hahaha funny 'cause it's true! I love how Americans think we live better than anyone else in the world.

When I go back to visit relatives in Canada, I kind of hate my life.
Which reminds me: you, Maria, and Nigel all have an open invitation for a guided tour of Lake Louise.
http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG (http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG)
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:43:43 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Hahaha funny 'cause it's true! I love how Americans think we live better than anyone else in the world.

When I go back to visit relatives in Canada, I kind of hate my life.
Which reminds me: you, Maria, and Nigel all have an open invitation for a guided tour of Lake Louise.
http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG (http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG)

Might take you up on that, sometime.  I haven't been in Alberta since 1978.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:43:43 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Hahaha funny 'cause it's true! I love how Americans think we live better than anyone else in the world.

When I go back to visit relatives in Canada, I kind of hate my life.
Which reminds me: you, Maria, and Nigel all have an open invitation for a guided tour of Lake Louise.
http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG (http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG)

Might take you up on that, sometime.  I haven't been in Alberta since 1978.
I'm up for pretty much any time. Bring a really good jacket if you're coming in the winter, though.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:46:43 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:43:43 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Hahaha funny 'cause it's true! I love how Americans think we live better than anyone else in the world.

When I go back to visit relatives in Canada, I kind of hate my life.
Which reminds me: you, Maria, and Nigel all have an open invitation for a guided tour of Lake Louise.
http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG (http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG)

Might take you up on that, sometime.  I haven't been in Alberta since 1978.
I'm up for pretty much any time. Bring a really good jacket if you're coming in the winter, though.

Alberta has other seasons?
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:48:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:46:43 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:43:43 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Hahaha funny 'cause it's true! I love how Americans think we live better than anyone else in the world.

When I go back to visit relatives in Canada, I kind of hate my life.
Which reminds me: you, Maria, and Nigel all have an open invitation for a guided tour of Lake Louise.
http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG (http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG)

Might take you up on that, sometime.  I haven't been in Alberta since 1978.
I'm up for pretty much any time. Bring a really good jacket if you're coming in the winter, though.

Alberta has other seasons?
1. Winter
2. Almost Winter
3. Still Winter
4. Road Work

There's also the fifth and most important season, Hockey Season, but that doesn't really count as it goes year-round.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2010, 06:58:28 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 11, 2010, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Hahaha funny 'cause it's true! I love how Americans think we live better than anyone else in the world.

When I go back to visit relatives in Canada, I kind of hate my life.
Which reminds me: you, Maria, and Nigel all have an open invitation for a guided tour of Lake Louise.
http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG (http://livvit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chateau-lake-louise2.JPG)

I would love to do that SO MUCH.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2010, 07:00:54 PM
You know, it's not even that long of a drive. Hmmm.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Adios on May 11, 2010, 07:12:38 PM
Fuck.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Remington on May 11, 2010, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 07:00:54 PM
You know, it's not even that long of a drive. Hmmm.
They have very nice campgrounds.
It's also rather close to Banff, and other places like Johnstone Canyon, the Banff Springs Hotel, the Hoodoos, and Sulfur Mountain.

Johnstone Canyon (http://albertatravel.org/Johnston_Canyon3.htm)
-Really nice canyon with a series of beatiful waterfalls. 3-4 km to the top of the canyon
-Past the top, there's another 4-5 km of wilderness trail to the Inkpots. The Inkpots are small rocky pools of water that bubble with hot springs and have naturally coloured mud.
-WHISKEYJACKS. These are quite possibly the best birds ever: if you hold up a piece of food they'll swoop down and snatch it from your hand.


Banff Springs Hotel (http://www.fairmont.com/banffsprings/)
-Expensive as FUCK.
-Free to look around, though.
-Tons of history, it's very old-style Victorian.
-Very, very haunted. I don't personally believe in that sort of thing, but there are tons of stories about the Hotel.


Sulfur Mountain (http://www.explorerockies.com/banff-webcam/)
-One of the mountains overlooking the town of Banff
-Amazing view, plus there's a gondola that takes you to the top


Banff (http://www.banff.ca/home.htm)
-Quintessential tourist town. Everything is fairly expensive, but there's tourist shops galore (including a particularly nice Rom and Gem store that I like)
-Good for window-shopping and souvenirs




My GF and I are going to be tenting in the Rockies anyway this summer, so it would be awesome if you guys could come down  :)
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Remington on May 12, 2010, 06:20:30 AM
Sorry for threadjacking.

The article is pretty grim, but it seems rather accurate. Unfortunately  :sad:
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Jasper on May 12, 2010, 06:52:16 AM
Well...

I guess I'd better get my degree so I can emigrate eventually.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2010, 07:48:34 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 11, 2010, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 07:00:54 PM
You know, it's not even that long of a drive. Hmmm.
They have very nice campgrounds.
It's also rather close to Banff, and other places like Johnstone Canyon, the Banff Springs Hotel, the Hoodoos, and Sulfur Mountain.

Johnstone Canyon (http://albertatravel.org/Johnston_Canyon3.htm)
-Really nice canyon with a series of beatiful waterfalls. 3-4 km to the top of the canyon
-Past the top, there's another 4-5 km of wilderness trail to the Inkpots. The Inkpots are small rocky pools of water that bubble with hot springs and have naturally coloured mud.
-WHISKEYJACKS. These are quite possibly the best birds ever: if you hold up a piece of food they'll swoop down and snatch it from your hand.


Banff Springs Hotel (http://www.fairmont.com/banffsprings/)
-Expensive as FUCK.
-Free to look around, though.
-Tons of history, it's very old-style Victorian.
-Very, very haunted. I don't personally believe in that sort of thing, but there are tons of stories about the Hotel.


Sulfur Mountain (http://www.explorerockies.com/banff-webcam/)
-One of the mountains overlooking the town of Banff
-Amazing view, plus there's a gondola that takes you to the top


Banff (http://www.banff.ca/home.htm)
-Quintessential tourist town. Everything is fairly expensive, but there's tourist shops galore (including a particularly nice Rom and Gem store that I like)
-Good for window-shopping and souvenirs




My GF and I are going to be tenting in the Rockies anyway this summer, so it would be awesome if you guys could come down  :)

It's only a 13-14 hour drive, and I'm all about the camping, especially if I can find a friend to come with me, which I pretty much certainly can.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Rumckle on May 12, 2010, 07:56:47 AM
I like the comment:

Quote
go anywhere but please stay the fuck out of Oz -- 'sepos' are definitely NOT WELCOME!

:lulz:
Crazy racist Australians!
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Remington on May 12, 2010, 07:59:35 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 12, 2010, 07:48:34 AM
It's only a 13-14 hour drive, and I'm all about the camping, especially if I can find a friend to come with me, which I pretty much certainly can.
Cool! PM me when you've got a date in mind.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Jasper on May 12, 2010, 04:18:11 PM
I have learned a new hate slur for Americans.  This is a good day. :)
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2010, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 12, 2010, 07:59:35 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 12, 2010, 07:48:34 AM
It's only a 13-14 hour drive, and I'm all about the camping, especially if I can find a friend to come with me, which I pretty much certainly can.
Cool! PM me when you've got a date in mind.

Awesome, I will!
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Placid Dingo on May 20, 2010, 01:05:33 PM
Most Aussies (or at least most worth knowing) aren't scary crazy rascist. At least not towards Americans.

Seppo is rhyming slang for Septic Tank; Yank. But it's not usually used is a nasty way. It's kind of similar to the use of 'dickhead' as a term of endearment.

Anyway, post Obama, Americans are pretty safe here. There's a definite, attitude shift.

OR if you get trapped by the racists, just play the 'i'm from Canada card.'
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Rumckle on May 20, 2010, 03:43:43 PM
Or Septik Tank: as in Americans are full of shit. Anyway, Australian only get into fights based on reandom drunkenness, not country of origin.

BTW Dingo, where are you from?
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 20, 2010, 03:54:56 PM
12 vacation days?
Fuck, i'd die.

owait you have 13 days now. yay for you.
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0922052.html

moar stats!:
United States      Not required, but 7-21 days is standard for most employers. Typically, 10 working days with 8 national holidays.
United Kingdom      20 calendar days, plus 8 bank holidays
Netherlands      4 weeks
Australia      Not required, but 28 days is standard. Additional Long service leave is also payable.
France      5 weeks + 2 weeks of RTT (Reduction du Temps de Travail, in English : Reduction of Working Time) = 7 weeks. The most significant vacation time of any country in the world.
(http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/lab_vac_min_vac_tim_aro_the_wor_leg_req-time-around-world-legally-required)
France wins!

i work (on average) 3 days a week now. so i have only about 3/5th of paid vacation. but on the other hand i do have 2 extra free days every week.
Now to find a job where i get 3-4 days/week + job security.
This is progress, people. Still earning enough with less work.
It was the selling point behind automation.
This is how the future should be!
Robots do the work and people get more leisure time.
Now all i need is my flying car.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Placid Dingo on May 21, 2010, 08:15:36 AM
I'm Ozzy, hence the defence of my people :D

And yeah, the drunk thing is pretty true, and a pain in the arse. I spent time in Japan, and it was so refreshing to go out drinking and not be constantly trying to avoid conflicts.
Title: Re: America: The Grim truth
Post by: Rumckle on May 21, 2010, 08:59:13 AM
Heh, yeah I was rather amazed when I was in Canada about the lack of bar fights, which in turn made the bouncers friendlier.

Quote from: Regret on May 20, 2010, 03:54:56 PM

France wins!


Wasn't France named the best country in the world recently? One of those standard of living thingies.