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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 01:18:30 AM

Title: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 01:18:30 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-58_Hustler

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Convair_B-58A_Hustler_in_flight_%28SN_59-2442%29._Photo_taken_on_June_29%2C_1967_061101-F-1234P-019.jpg/300px-Convair_B-58A_Hustler_in_flight_%28SN_59-2442%29._Photo_taken_on_June_29%2C_1967_061101-F-1234P-019.jpg)

FLOWN BY ECH AGAINST TEH COMMIES.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2010, 04:30:18 AM
other than the fact that this forum could seriously use an escape capsule, sometimes....
i don gettit...
why is it PD officialized?
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 11, 2010, 08:15:51 AM
Um, I thought the official warplane was Pterodactyls?
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Richter on May 11, 2010, 11:20:01 AM
If you could only choose based on name, a warplane called the "Hustler" would be mighty attractive.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 02:38:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 11, 2010, 04:30:18 AM
other than the fact that this forum could seriously use an escape capsule, sometimes....
i don gettit...
why is it PD officialized?


Never mind.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 02:39:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 11, 2010, 11:20:01 AM
If you could only choose based on name, a warplane called the "Hustler" would be mighty attractive.

I thought I'd do a nice joke for ECH, but that apparently can't be allowed to happen, as noted above.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Richter on May 11, 2010, 02:47:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 02:39:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 11, 2010, 11:20:01 AM
If you could only choose based on name, a warplane called the "Hustler" would be mighty attractive.

I thought I'd do a nice joke for ECH, but that apparently can't be allowed to happen, as noted above.

Well that shit won't fly here. 
The puns have to be obvious, the entendre and wordplay up - front, and any mod treated with passive agressive acquiescence or elaborate toadying. 
(See Mad Max 2 for proper examples.  Funny clothes and failure to catch razor sharp boomerangs are necessary.)
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 03:16:00 PM
So, you wanna buy Airplanes,?  Well we make 'em. Good ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ee70NRZxY0
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2010, 03:21:21 PM
I can't be the only one that got the joke

I'm the Floridian, remember?
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2010, 04:37:38 PM
I got it.


Thank you FLORIDA PUBLIC SCHOOLS!
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: MMIX on May 11, 2010, 04:49:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 03:16:00 PM
So, you wanna buy Airplanes,?  Well we make 'em. Good ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ee70NRZxY0

So how do would I get an F104 Starfighter ???
. . . just buy an acre of land in Germany  . . . and wait






MMIX has a very old sense of humour . . .  and a good memory
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:06:03 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 11, 2010, 04:49:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 03:16:00 PM
So, you wanna buy Airplanes,?  Well we make 'em. Good ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ee70NRZxY0

So how do would I get an F104 Starfighter ???
. . . just buy an acre of land in Germany  . . . and wait






MMIX has a very old sense of humour . . .  and a good memory


Beast has a good sense of humour, and an old memory, . . .

"The finest fairweather fighter of her kind!"
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: MMIX on May 11, 2010, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:06:03 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 11, 2010, 04:49:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 03:16:00 PM
So, you wanna buy Airplanes,?  Well we make 'em. Good ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ee70NRZxY0

So how do would I get an F104 Starfighter ???
. . . just buy an acre of land in Germany  . . . and wait






MMIX has a very old sense of humour . . .  and a good memory


Beast has a good sense of humour, and an old memory, . . .

"The finest fairweather fighter of her kind!"

So, are you a Hawkwind fan then ??
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:46:50 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 11, 2010, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 05:06:03 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 11, 2010, 04:49:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 03:16:00 PM
So, you wanna buy Airplanes,?  Well we make 'em. Good ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ee70NRZxY0

So how do would I get an F104 Starfighter ???
. . . just buy an acre of land in Germany  . . . and wait






MMIX has a very old sense of humour . . .  and a good memory


Beast has a good sense of humour, and an old memory, . . .

"The finest fairweather fighter of her kind!"

So, are you a Hawkwind fan then ??

Yeah, a bit.

Well, when I say a bit, I mean a lot more than just a bit, but I'm not totally Wind-dog about it. Anymore.
I'd heard of them, but never heard them, until 1984. This was my first taste of Hawkwind. (Peaking on green pyramid acid, too.)
They made a lasting impression.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sDUjOKi69U&feature=PlayList&p=459E321CEAD4B5DD&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=37
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Adios on May 11, 2010, 06:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 01:18:30 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-58_Hustler

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Convair_B-58A_Hustler_in_flight_%28SN_59-2442%29._Photo_taken_on_June_29%2C_1967_061101-F-1234P-019.jpg/300px-Convair_B-58A_Hustler_in_flight_%28SN_59-2442%29._Photo_taken_on_June_29%2C_1967_061101-F-1234P-019.jpg)

FLOWN BY ECH AGAINST TEH COMMIES.


So that's what happened to the Mohave Forest.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 11, 2010, 09:31:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 01:18:30 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-58_Hustler

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Convair_B-58A_Hustler_in_flight_%28SN_59-2442%29._Photo_taken_on_June_29%2C_1967_061101-F-1234P-019.jpg/300px-Convair_B-58A_Hustler_in_flight_%28SN_59-2442%29._Photo_taken_on_June_29%2C_1967_061101-F-1234P-019.jpg)

FLOWN BY ECH AGAINST TEH COMMIES.

Fighting the commies was the easy part. being taught how to fly it by MABS with MRH as a co-pilot was terrifying.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 09:36:06 PM
Could have been worse.  Lord Buckley wanted to be ground control.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Payne on May 12, 2010, 01:37:06 AM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeee-it, that would east coast to west coast hustle in what? Two hours?

Two and a half if you stopped off to administer justice to Tucson.

Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 12, 2010, 02:01:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 12, 2010, 01:37:06 AM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeee-it, that would east coast to west coast hustle in what? Two hours?

Two and a half if you stopped off to administer justice to Tucson.



Do never test.

(http://www.sharingtravelexperiences.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1285915_2cf43678c2-400x300.jpg)

I drive past that, and miles more like it, every day.

All fools and suckas who stepped.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Freeky on May 12, 2010, 04:34:00 PM
The Boneyard kind of makes me sad, some days. It's like looking at corpses, yanno?
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Jasper on May 12, 2010, 04:37:37 PM
It IS like looking at corpses.  The machine god frowns upon your shenanigans.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 12, 2010, 04:52:49 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 12, 2010, 04:37:37 PM
It IS like looking at corpses.  The machine god frowns upon your shenanigans.

4 miles on a side.  Not including the mothball yard.
Title: Re: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL WARPLANE OF PD:
Post by: Jasper on May 12, 2010, 06:10:06 PM
Yeah, and that said, I think dead machines are sadly pretty in a way.  Right or wrong, destruction is often quite pleasing.