Big Trouble in Little China
Logan's Run
Ice Pirates
Zardoz
Zombie Strippers (exactly what it says on the tin)
The Pod People
Death to Smoochy
The Smurfs and the Magic Flute
Con-Air
Quote from: dimo on May 11, 2010, 02:18:14 PM
Con-Air
The Rock
Hell, most Nickholas Cage movies
the brave little toaster
the last unicorn
bon voyage charlie brown
wait, those are good movies theyre just kids movies
uh
earth girls are easy
signs
Freddy got Fingered.
Death Race 2000
Borat
Nightmare on Elm St
The Howling
Dusk til Dawn
Versus ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRfhuVlbM-4 )
The trailer does NOT do this movie justice. It is by far one of the funniest bad movies I've ever watched; I was cracking up the whole damn time. Best watched with appreciative friends.
Oh how did I forget?
The Running Man
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 11, 2010, 03:19:11 PM
the brave little toaster
OMG I loved that movie when I was a kid!
Snakes on a Plane
Shock Treatment
if you can stomach musicals.
Conan I & II
Apollo in New York
COBRA
Judge Dread
Superman III
Legend
Willow
my dad is the mailman
Quote from: Richter on May 11, 2010, 01:39:53 PM
Big Trouble in Little China
:?
That's a GREAT film!
Sleepaway Camp
Idiocracy
True Lies
Time Bandits,
The Never Ending Story,
Debbie does Dallas.
Master of the Flying Guillotine
Battlefield Baseball
Night of the Lepus
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 10:28:53 PM
Time Bandits,
The Never Ending Story,
those are really good movies, though....
i mean the stories are good, the production value is good (given their time)....
Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 10:28:53 PM
Debbie does Dallas.
this is a different thread yet to be created
'Porn Worth Fapping To' (or laughing at)
my wife likes the captain in Pirates 2. what's that guy's name?
Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Valley of Gwangi
Quote from: Richter on May 11, 2010, 01:39:53 PM
Big Trouble in Little China
Logan's Run
Ice Pirates
Zardoz
Yes, Class! Logan's Run. Shite film. Shite acting. Loved it!
Big Trouble too.
And the Karate Kid, that is also crap, and a good watch. "wax on, wax off". Mr Miaggi is so obviously grooming the Lad, it's unreal.
CALIGULA!
Watch it.
Its not quite a movie
Its not quite a porno
I don't know what the fuck it is.
Ok so its shit, but thats good right?
Yes Zardoz YES
Fucking terrible movie, loved it.
Short Circuit 2, as well.
Cherry 2000 and Repo Man were both pretty awesome. Campy as hell, but I think that was intentional.
Circuitry Man (or Circuitry Man II)
Cypher
Fung Fu Hustle (they dance - with axes!)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Hey, Kung Fu Hustle was GOOD
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 12, 2010, 03:42:58 AM
Fung Fu Hustle (they dance - with axes!)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
:lulz: Did you ever watch it with the dub turned off?
"I AM THE POTATO MAN, YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE!" :lulz:
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 12, 2010, 04:05:55 AM
Hey, Kung Fu Hustle was GOOD
I love it to little bits (and I'm hoping the sequel is at least as funny), but I dunno if I'd say it's good.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 12, 2010, 04:31:18 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 12, 2010, 03:42:58 AM
Fung Fu Hustle (they dance - with axes!)
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
:lulz: Did you ever watch it with the dub turned off?
"I AM THE POTATO MAN, YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE!" :lulz:
YES.
DRUNKEN WU-TANG
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
TROLL 2
TOKYO GORE POLICE
Oooooooooooh Tokyo Gore Police is a good one
I still haven't seen Robo Geisha
Tokyo Gore Police was fucking insane...ly funny. :lol:
Empire Records
Can't Hardly Wait
Short Circuit
Quote from: Brotep on May 11, 2010, 10:32:59 PM
Master of the Flying Guillotine
Battlefield Baseball
Night of the Lepus
You can find a lot of those old Shaw brothers flicks on youtube.
IO, I kinda see Short Circuit as a "Good Movie". It's really not that offensive, and the 80's corniness works.
The sequel, however, was only good if you really like silly robots.
I have a big soft spot for an idiotic little movie called Times Square.
Prince of Space
City of Lost Children
Flesh Gordon
Quote from: Telarus on May 12, 2010, 07:02:29 PM
City of Lost Children
Flesh Gordon
City of Lost Children is a bad film? Hrm.
I love it, but it flopped.
But you're right, it's no Flesh Gordon, the only movie I know of with magical stripper pasties.
The Mystery of Chessboxing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4yayQ21jbA&feature=PlayList&p=5E4B550E51B7B2EA&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=32)
Or just watch the rice segment, which is about three minutes into this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O2vU1jZTg4&feature=related)
Tremors.
and Tremors II
Haha I forgot about that movie.
REMINDED ME
Maximum Overdrive
Tales from the Crypt
The Forbidden Zone
Johnny Mnemonic
Pink Flamingos
Andre the Butcher (half horror flick half porn with Ron Jermey as the villian)
Charlie Bartlett
The Final Programme.
Half the movies mentioned here are in no way bad movies :?
Lady Terminator ('88) - An Indonesian rip off of the Terminator. There is a US release but I got it when it only existed in bootlegs. Notable for acting in which no one emotionally reacts to anything. The lady Terminator (who is possessed by some sea witch) is awesome. Seriously she makes Arnold look like a pussy. And see turns into a zombie that shoots lasers out of her eyes.
Rock N Roll Nightmare ('87) - 80's Glam rocker Thor fights Satan, who lives in a shack outside of Toronto. Satan's big power is to shoot starfish at him to 80's hair metal.
Sorceress ('82) - The poor man's Red Sonja, despite being made before. Sure its one of the most inept films ever made but it's fun
The Killer Shrews ('59) - 50 drive in monster fun with dogs dressed as, well shrews.
Private house of the SS ('77) - Bruno Mattei spaced out rip off Salon Kitty. What makes this movie is Gabriele Carrara who realizes he's in a bad movie so just overacts to a point of artistic brilliance
Woman's Prison Massacre ('83) - Bruno Mattei and Laura Gemser. What more do you want in life?
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers ('88) - Fred Olan Ray's best and most competent film. lol
The Magic Serpent ('66) - OK technologically not a bad film, actually its a masterpiece of early Japanese monster movies. For some reason though the only releases of this film are by companies that specialize in schlock, most notably Fred Olan Ray's Retromedia
Deathstalker 2 ('87) - How to describe it? Deathstalker meets Evil Dead.
War of the Gargantuas ('66) - Two big hairy apes fighting each other. One of the few Japanese monster movies where the American release is actually slightly better then the international. Like Magic Serpent one of those technologically not a bad movie but only released by companies which specialize in bad movies. The movie itself has a water breathing dragon, a fire breathing frog, and a web breathing flying spider. Also has some pretty cool magic fights.
Howard the Duck ('86) - People keep telling me this is a bad movie. I don't see it. I think it's fun.
Deadly Spawn ('83) - Alien puppet invasion story, but one that's kind of entertaining. Once it gets going it doesn't drag. Another fun movie. Probably shouldn't be considered bad, if not just cause people tell me it is.
The Giant Claw ('57) - Giant Battleship Vulture movie. Notable for having one of the most ridicules, incomplete, jaw droppingly funny monsters ever filmed
Troll 2 ('90) - Already mentioned. Claudio Fragasso proves he can make fun, bad movies without Brunno Mattei
Spider Baby ('68) - A cult classic with Lon Chaney Jr who raises a bunch of murderous inbreds, who all act like children. It's fun in that B movie drive in schlocky movie way.
Don't Look in the Basement ('73) - Best of the Don't do this don't do that movies and technically not a bad movie. Actually one of my personal favorite movies. Though also check out Don't Go Near the Park ('81) which is hilariously bad.
Jack Frost ('97) - the one about the killer snowman who attacks Snowmanton.
The Refrigerator ('91) - Speaking of stupid things to make a horror movie about. A killer refrigerator possess a due making him think he's the "wafflemaker". But like Jack Frost the film makers where trying to make a fun bad movie.
Night of the Creeps ('86) - A B movie that sort of pokes fun and tribute to bad 80's horror movies. Not a bad movie, but next to the Evil Dead series probably the best at manufacturing the feel of a bad movie. Also has the best badass movie cop in existence.
Godzilla vs the Smog Monster ('71) - For those of you that wondered what a Godzilla movie would be like on drugs. Godzilla flies lol
The Suckling ('90) - A classy film about a fetus that attacks an illegal abortion center/brothel.
Malibu Beach Vampires ('91) - I put this on because this is soooo bad it's unwatchable. Seriously I dare you to try to watch it.
These are ones that first come to mind. I have many many more.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 17, 2010, 06:26:01 PM
Half the movies mentioned here are in no way bad movies :?
Lady Terminator ('88) - An Indonesian rip off of the Terminator. There is a US release but I got it when it only existed in bootlegs. Notable for acting in which no one emotionally reacts to anything. The lady Terminator (who is possessed by some sea witch) is awesome. Seriously she makes Arnold look like a pussy. And see turns into a zombie that shoots lasers out of her eyes.
Rock N Roll Nightmare ('87) - 80's Glam rocker Thor fights Satan, who lives in a shack outside of Toronto. Satan's big power is to shoot starfish at him to 80's hair metal.
Sorceress ('82) - The poor man's Red Sonja, despite being made before. Sure its one of the most inept films ever made but it's fun
The Killer Shrews ('59) - 50 drive in monster fun with dogs dressed as, well shrews.
Private house of the SS ('77) - Bruno Mattei spaced out rip off Salon Kitty. What makes this movie is Gabriele Carrara who realizes he's in a bad movie so just overacts to a point of artistic brilliance
Woman's Prison Massacre ('83) - Bruno Mattei and Laura Gemser. What more do you want in life?
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers ('88) - Fred Olan Ray's best and most competent film. lol
The Magic Serpent ('66) - OK technologically not a bad film, actually its a masterpiece of early Japanese monster movies. For some reason though the only releases of this film are by companies that specialize in schlock, most notably Fred Olan Ray's Retromedia
Deathstalker 2 ('87) - How to describe it? Deathstalker meets Evil Dead.
War of the Gargantuas ('66) - Two big hairy apes fighting each other. One of the few Japanese monster movies where the American release is actually slightly better then the international. Like Magic Serpent one of those technologically not a bad movie but only released by companies which specialize in bad movies. The movie itself has a water breathing dragon, a fire breathing frog, and a web breathing flying spider. Also has some pretty cool magic fights.
Howard the Duck ('86) - People keep telling me this is a bad movie. I don't see it. I think it's fun.
Deadly Spawn ('83) - Alien puppet invasion story, but one that's kind of entertaining. Once it gets going it doesn't drag. Another fun movie. Probably shouldn't be considered bad, if not just cause people tell me it is.
The Giant Claw ('57) - Giant Battleship Vulture movie. Notable for having one of the most ridicules, incomplete, jaw droppingly funny monsters ever filmed
Troll 2 ('90) - Already mentioned. Claudio Fragasso proves he can make fun, bad movies without Brunno Mattei
Spider Baby ('68) - A cult classic with Lon Chaney Jr who raises a bunch of murderous inbreds, who all act like children. It's fun in that B movie drive in schlocky movie way.
Don't Look in the Basement ('73) - Best of the Don't do this don't do that movies and technically not a bad movie. Actually one of my personal favorite movies. Though also check out Don't Go Near the Park ('81) which is hilariously bad.
Jack Frost ('97) - the one about the killer snowman who attacks Snowmanton.
The Refrigerator ('91) - Speaking of stupid things to make a horror movie about. A killer refrigerator possess a due making him think he's the "wafflemaker". But like Jack Frost the film makers where trying to make a fun bad movie.
Night of the Creeps ('86) - A B movie that sort of pokes fun and tribute to bad 80's horror movies. Not a bad movie, but next to the Evil Dead series probably the best at manufacturing the feel of a bad movie. Also has the best badass movie cop in existence.
Godzilla vs the Smog Monster ('71) - For those of you that wondered what a Godzilla movie would be like on drugs. Godzilla flies lol
The Suckling ('90) - A classy film about a fetus that attacks an illegal abortion center/brothel.
Malibu Beach Vampires ('91) - I put this on because this is soooo bad it's unwatchable. Seriously I dare you to try to watch it.
These are ones that first come to mind. I have many many more.
I thought I'd seen some well ropey films in my time, but to be honest, I've never even heard of any of these.
But I've watched some Ed Wood films, and thoroughly enjoyed them.
Even Toxic Avenger has moments of brilliance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYzxiS3KrY
yes I do own this movie on VHS.
:lulz:
Quote from: Telarus on May 12, 2010, 07:02:29 PMFlesh Gordon
YES YES FUCKING THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38XmSTDO6e4
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 17, 2010, 06:43:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYzxiS3KrY
yes I do own this movie on VHS.
:lulz:
This truly has to be the worst thing I've seen for a long, long time. . (Is that a young, Dog, the Bounty Hunter?)
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 12, 2010, 08:58:03 PM
The Mystery of Chessboxing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4yayQ21jbA&feature=PlayList&p=5E4B550E51B7B2EA&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=32)
OMG the opening credits!
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 12, 2010, 08:58:03 PM
The Mystery of Chessboxing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4yayQ21jbA&feature=PlayList&p=5E4B550E51B7B2EA&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=32)
Or just watch the rice segment, which is about three minutes into this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O2vU1jZTg4&feature=related)
I came here to post this. The whole thing is worth watching.
Howard The Duck gave me nightmares as a wee girl.
Bad Taste! Very low budget and amusing.
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on May 23, 2010, 03:59:02 PM
Howard The Duck gave me nightmares as a wee girl.
Bad Taste! Very low budget and amusing.
Low budget? That piece of shit cost Universal Studios $36,000,000!
The only thing coming to mind is Orgazmo.
No, wait, I take that back, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
How did bad taste cost that much!?
A NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL!
great film. And it's honestly not porn, I watched it all the way through just to uh... check..
x
edd
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 23, 2010, 06:50:09 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on May 23, 2010, 03:59:02 PM
Howard The Duck gave me nightmares as a wee girl.
Bad Taste! Very low budget and amusing.
Low budget? That piece of shit cost Universal Studios $36,000,000!
I think she's talking about the movie Bad Taste
And I didn't too much get into not-so Nymphoid Barbarian cause they kept cutting from the main story and going back to the dude. I wanted to see more of the females (believe her name was Lea) adventure. The male's was uninteresting and typical, and it doesn't help that she was kind of hot. The director's follow up movie They Bite has it's moments too.... boring ass climax, but some funny moments in it.
Yea I meant the film Bad Taste.
'Shit the bastards have landed!' Painted on gunfire and srsly bad sfx.
Still don`t own that movie, but really wanna get it. Just so I could play it for my snobby friends to prove to them that there was a time long ago that Peter Jackson made my kind of movies.
Legend of the Dragon
(link for clarity) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100047/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100047/)
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra! (So Bad, It's Good!)
I can't believe no one has suggested that one!
And some films that are
SO BAD THEY'RE HORRIBLE!
REPO: The Genetic Opera (billed as The New Rocky Horror Show! Uhh, I don't think so.)
Reefer Madness
99% of everything on FEAR.NET
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Leonard, Part 6
Battlefield: Earth
It's Pat!
Gigli
Cat in the Hat
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 07:51:46 PM
Conan I & II
Apollo in New York
COBRA
Judge Dread
I wish I'd never seen Judge Dredd. I'm a huge fan of the comics, and knew it would be a let down, but Stallone??! It was like watching the lingering, painful death of a loved one. That film could have been so great, if only Stallone hadn't starred. The sets, the costumes, the whole feel of it was great, except for Stallone. Stumbling through it like a Dwarf with a speech impediment.
Taking his helmet off, Kissing Judge Anderson??!
How crass! They should have cast a complete unknown as Dredd, and then they could have left the helmet on. And got someone with a chin, who was taller than 4ft 8!
Check out Hulu's full length movie selection. I found Reefer Madness there, and at least one MST3K'd movie (The Brain That Wouldn't Die), and a bunch of corny sounding movies from the fiftys and sixities.
Tonight's entertainment has been found. :D
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 25, 2010, 02:40:24 AM
Check out Hulu's full length movie selection. I found Reefer Madness there, and at least one MST3K'd movie (The Brain That Wouldn't Die), and a bunch of corny sounding movies from the fiftys and sixities.
Tonight's entertainment has been found. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7pwQOkk8Ao