redmage agrees, there is no problem for which febreze and/or duct tape is not the solution.
What about the problem of having a bulldog attached to your hind end?
spray febreeze in the dogs eyes and nostrol when it lets go of your backside have duct tape handy to tape the dogs mouth shout... Thats an easy on.
red mage says: if you think you've found a problem febreeze and/or duct tape can't fix, you really just haven't thought of the proper use of either.
Quote from: Grand Imam Horabred mage says: if you think you've found a problem febreeze and/or duct tape can't fix, you really just haven't thought of the proper use of either.
And it probably involves Sunny-D, for which I, black Mage, will stab you.
lol
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*Holds up dagger in each hand, over head, looks down, sighing.*
do you liek swords?
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lol
i think we can take that assa NO
*Pants from his post-stabbing tiredness* Stub... armor...
Quote from: treemonsterredmage agrees, there is no problem for which febreze and/or duct tape is not the solution.
I quite agree, too.
Sent my daughter off to live in the big city with three rolls of duct tape and the largest size fabreze they make.
Of course, she also took a new purple flashlight, a toaster oven, my oriental rug, my dresser and jewelry box, my antique chair and lamp, my printer, lots of art - plus all of her own stuff.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: treemonsterredmage agrees, there is no problem for which febreze and/or duct tape is not the solution.
I quite agree, too.
Sent my daughter off to live in the big city with three rolls of duct tape and the largest size fabreze they make.
Of course, she also took a new purple flashlight, a toaster oven, my oriental rug, my dresser and jewelry box, my antique chair and lamp, my printer, lots of art - plus all of her own stuff.
the extras are so you don't run otu of duct tape or febreze too fast. it's like health potions or or whatever, jsut cuz you got em don't mean you gotta use tem to heal up everytime instead of using a tent or a cabin.
That which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.
Quote from: CharlemagneThat which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.
either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.
Quote from: treemonsterQuote from: CharlemagneThat which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.
either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.
What in the name of our goddess is febreze?
Quote from: CharlemagneQuote from: treemonsterQuote from: CharlemagneThat which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.
either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.
What in the name of our goddess is febreze?
you poor unenlightened fool. febreze is perhaps oen the greatest miracles modern science has given birth to. the bottle claims it "eliminates odors and freshens", and yet it is so, oh so, so much (much much) mroe than that. i weep in the bask of its omniutility.
Quote from: treemonsterQuote from: CharlemagneQuote from: treemonsterQuote from: CharlemagneThat which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.
either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.
What in the name of our goddess is febreze?
you poor unenlightened fool. febreze is perhaps oen the greatest miracles modern science has given birth to. the bottle claims it "eliminates odors and freshens", and yet it is so, oh so, so much (much much) mroe than that. i weep in the bask of its omniutility.
I am sorry, I still don't understand... It must be some american thing.
Quote from: CharlemagneQuote from: treemonsterQuote from: CharlemagneQuote from: treemonsterQuote from: CharlemagneThat which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.
either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.
What in the name of our goddess is febreze?
you poor unenlightened fool. febreze is perhaps oen the greatest miracles modern science has given birth to. the bottle claims it "eliminates odors and freshens", and yet it is so, oh so, so much (much much) mroe than that. i weep in the bask of its omniutility.
I am sorry, I still don't understand... It must be some american thing.
being a fien and stout canuckian i firmly and resoundly resent that assertion. we canuckians are at least 45% american culture free. (well ok maybe more liek 25%)
febreze (http://www.homemadesimple.com/febreze/)
Isn't sold in Sweden...
So what does it do anyway, except making the air "breezy fresh and sparkling"?
it is also a breath mint.
Quote from: CharlemagneIsn't sold in Sweden...
So what does it do anyway, except making the air "breezy fresh and sparkling"?
It takes nasty, musty odors out of anything.....and I do mean anything.
If the curtains smell like cigarette smoke, or the baby barfs in the car, or the cat pees on the carpet, or you forget that you hid an Easter Egg between the couch cushions, it no longer has to be a problem because Febreze will eliminate the undesirable smells for you. Best of all, it really doesn't have much smell of it's own, so you don't have that icky perfumy fake fresh air smell to gag on.
Forgot to wear deodorant and you've been running because you're late for a job interview? Febreze your pits and you're good to go.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomForgot to wear deodorant and you've been running because you're late for a job interview? Febreze your pits and you're good to go.
SOLD!
Quote from: CharlemagneThat which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.
If you can't "duck" it, fuck it.
Quote from: CharlemagneIsn't sold in Sweden...
So what does it do anyway, except making the air "breezy fresh and sparkling"?
you apparently live inteh heart of darkness. woe be upon ye, for ye have never seen the light.
it can be used as a weapon, to make up with a scorned lover, to warn enemies that you have febreze inteh hosue and are willing to use it, to cover the scent of wmds(saddam agrees, febreze is a great tool for this), to protect your weekly shipment of cocaine from beign detected by dea dogs, and to make yoursel feel pretty after a particualrly bad trip to the mirror. among other uses.
My next door neighbor burned scrambled eggs today and the smell permeated me entire house. Luckily, it's a very little house and a few shots of Febreze cleared that evil scorched egg smell right out.
Quote from: treemonsterwe canuckians are at least 45% american culture free. (well ok maybe more liek 25%)
That 25% consists of:
Icy tundra
Curling
The metric system
Tim Horton's
you forgot beer dope long weekends and hockey. we invented those and even if we didn't we're better at them, than the states.
Quote from: treemonsteryou forgot beer dope long weekends and hockey. we invented those and even if we didn't we're better at them, than the states.
I'll let everything besides the dope pass. You may be closer to leaglization than the states, but we have far superior smuggling powers. You just have vast forests to hide it in, so when it started multiplying and taking over said forests, your government had no choice besides to at least decriminalize it.
Quote from: cyberusQuote from: treemonsteryou forgot beer dope long weekends and hockey. we invented those and even if we didn't we're better at them, than the states.
I'll let everything besides the dope pass. You may be closer to leaglization than the states, but we have far superior smuggling powers. You just have vast forests to hide it in, so when it started multiplying and taking over said forests, your government had no choice besides to at least decriminalize it.
eh who said anyhtign about the smuggling? tho regardless if your're in teh states and not smokign mexican you're smokign candian dope. we grow teh best stuff in the world.
Well, since I live in Detroit, and am about 15 minutes from the border, any grass I have smoked was more than likely Canadian grass. But I will say I did smoke better weed in Germany.