Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Richter on May 13, 2010, 02:14:58 PM

Title: DAMNIT SUU!
Post by: Richter on May 13, 2010, 02:14:58 PM
DAGGER + TAZER

Would Enzo let us do it? 

Ok, before the obvious "Richter, you are not allowed.", let's think about this. 

- It will add the powers of classical conditioning to infighting practice. 
- It will give you a REASON to work your feet fast.
- It will amuse everyone else.
- Ever seen a Tazer hit chainmail?  SCIENCE!
- Youtube GOLD. 


Title: Re: DAMNIT SUU!
Post by: Suu on May 13, 2010, 02:22:18 PM
I will give you the obvious answer.


Monday - Yes!!!! BODY HARDENING. SHENANIGAN SQUAD, AWAY!

Thursday - NOOOOOO!!!! Spies are everywhere. :tinfoilhat:


-Suu
Why yes, I *AM* one of the zombies in the zombie tourney at Vinland Raids...What?! We got the idea from the Kingdom of Caid! SERIOUSLY!
Title: Re: DAMNIT SUU!
Post by: Richter on May 13, 2010, 02:31:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2010, 02:22:18 PM
I will give you the obvious answer.


Monday - Yes!!!! BODY HARDENING. SHENANIGAN SQUAD, AWAY!

Swote.  Nothing like involuntary convulsion to get us in shape!

Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2010, 02:22:18 PM

Thursday - NOOOOOO!!!! Spies are everywhere. :tinfoilhat:


...Then Boris and Natashlia can damn well come and get some.

Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2010, 02:22:18 PM
-Suu
Why yes, I *AM* one of the zombies in the zombie tourney at Vinland Raids...What?! We got the idea from the Kingdom of Caid! SERIOUSLY!

SILLY  :lulz:

R, has a 2ft. spatula to bring tonight.  Corporal punishmnet of Agent Seagull being pondered.
Title: Re: DAMNIT SUU!
Post by: Suu on May 13, 2010, 02:47:19 PM
Shit, and I wasn't going to go tonight...packing and prepping for the World's Fair and all that jazz. (I have to go, less I'm lynched by the Penny Dreadfuls.)

That 2ft spatula is necessary though, I want it for rigid parry for the tavern brawl since it's my right as the damn cook!
Title: Re: DAMNIT SUU!
Post by: Richter on May 13, 2010, 03:02:35 PM
I'll perform hillarious acts in your name.  Also, the spatula if yours to use, but I need to see how well the pine holds up.  I'll work up another one out of oak if it doesn't survive.