Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Dimocritus on May 19, 2010, 07:52:54 PM

Title: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Dimocritus on May 19, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
You called (him) a heathen. And a pervert. And an outright asshole.
You said, "How can someone as smart as (you) think these things?"
And (he) told you about how those who believed the Earth to be flat, and how they ridiculed, then murdered those that claimed it to be spherical.
You said, "Whatever..."

Then, well, the shit hit the fan, hard and fast, as it often does. There were madmen with guns (they may have been called "the police," they may have been called your ex-boyfriend. The details are unimportant). At this point, (he), the perverted heathen asshole, put (himself) in the center of the swirling shit-storm. (He) lowered (his) voice, and touched the center of the tornado, and soon it was gone. Silence in the dark.

You held on to (him) and said, in hushed tones, "Thank (you) for all you've done. But I'm still scared."

(He) held tighter, and whispered back, "You don't have to be. Not right now." The heathen, the pervert, the asshole. "This is what the real good-guys look like."

And she said, "Save me. At least for the night." And (he) did. Many times over, and over.

And in the morning (he) was gone...

Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Cramulus on May 19, 2010, 08:24:13 PM
I likes it

(http://www.teachnet-lab.org/miami/2004/sampedro/images/Tornado_cowboy.gif)
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Dimocritus on May 19, 2010, 10:03:27 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 19, 2010, 08:24:13 PM
I likes it

(http://www.teachnet-lab.org/miami/2004/sampedro/images/Tornado_cowboy.gif)

It was a looooong strange night last night. Nice tornado!

Are you going to be around when Rog comes to town?
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Jasper on May 19, 2010, 10:40:31 PM
Almost always, the ones who matter are completely unafraid of social sanction.  Each example you will find will bear this out.  They know what matters, and 'the regard of the masses' just doesn't make that list.
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Freeky on May 20, 2010, 12:06:17 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Juana on May 20, 2010, 01:26:08 AM
Very nice, Dimo. :) I like the use of parenthesis here.

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 19, 2010, 10:40:31 PM
Almost always, the ones who matter are completely unafraid of social sanction.  Each example you will find will bear this out.  They know what matters, and 'the regard of the masses' just doesn't make that list.
^ This.
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Dimocritus on May 20, 2010, 01:51:37 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 20, 2010, 01:26:08 AM
Very nice, Dimo. :) I like the use of parenthesis here.

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 19, 2010, 10:40:31 PM
Almost always, the ones who matter are completely unafraid of social sanction.  Each example you will find will bear this out.  They know what matters, and 'the regard of the masses' just doesn't make that list.
^ This.

Thankee, Floating Feline.
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Cramulus on May 20, 2010, 03:02:16 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 19, 2010, 10:03:27 PM
Are you going to be around when Rog comes to town?

I am planning on it

no guarantees, but probably

can't wait to meet ye, man!
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Dimocritus on May 20, 2010, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 20, 2010, 03:02:16 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 19, 2010, 10:03:27 PM
Are you going to be around when Rog comes to town?

I am planning on it

no guarantees, but probably

can't wait to meet ye, man!

Fuck, yeah!

:awesome:
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: President Television on May 21, 2010, 04:25:56 AM
Cram and Dimo? Only mass slaughter fun can come of this...
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Dimocritus on May 25, 2010, 07:16:02 AM
Oops. Missed some paranthesis. Fixt.
Title: Re: Sometimes Good-Guys Don't Wear White
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2010, 12:34:48 AM
That was good shit. Chills.