Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Adios on May 21, 2010, 01:28:41 AM

Title: Dear ECH.
Post by: Adios on May 21, 2010, 01:28:41 AM
Today I relearned when using a hand held robo coupe to remove your thumb from the on button when cleaning out the cutting head.

That is all.

Hawk,
lamenting the loss of a finger tip.
Title: Re: Dear ECH.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 05:47:27 AM
Whoops!

"Honey, what's in this pesto? It has a delicious earthy flavor!"

:lulz:
Title: Re: Dear ECH.
Post by: Adios on May 22, 2010, 06:05:07 PM
 :lulz:

Good thing it was on one of my 2 numb fingers. Looks horrible, but no pain.
Title: Re: Dear ECH.
Post by: Adios on May 23, 2010, 09:07:27 PM
So last night in an alcohol induced incident I smashed my cut finger in the storm door. I bled all over everything and sure wished that finger was more numb that it usually is. Fucking hurt.
Title: Re: Dear ECH.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 24, 2010, 03:36:42 AM
This story made me laugh and cringe uncomfortably.
Title: Re: Dear ECH.
Post by: Adios on May 24, 2010, 01:48:35 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Dear ECH.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 25, 2010, 01:59:27 AM
Quote from: Hawk on May 23, 2010, 09:07:27 PM
So last night in an alcohol induced incident I smashed my cut finger in the storm door. I bled all over everything and sure wished that finger was more numb that it usually is. Fucking hurt.

Heh, nothing beats injuring an injury. I'm notorious for burning my burns.