Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 05:28:52 AM

Title: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 05:28:52 AM
so....GO!
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 21, 2010, 05:31:13 AM
in b4 "ANAL?"
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 05:33:08 AM
nope. too slow.
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 05:33:34 AM
wait, was that actually a question?
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 21, 2010, 05:34:38 AM
No, I was just predicting that someone would say "ANAL?"
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: Rumckle on May 21, 2010, 05:35:02 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on May 21, 2010, 05:33:34 AM
wait, was that actually a question?

What are you doing asking questions? We ask the questions around here.

So,
What have you been drinking?
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 05:37:35 AM
some mexican beer called Chupacabra.

also, southern Comfort.

also also, hashish, though that didn't involve so much drinking.

I'm thinking about snorting an ambien just to see if it works like that.
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2010, 05:49:30 AM
This thing hanging out of my ass...Yeah.  What is?
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 21, 2010, 05:51:33 AM
Did you abort the ambien? Are you still alive? Also how do I sleep on a sofa that is even too small for a Pix? Anal?
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: Vene on May 21, 2010, 06:00:09 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 21, 2010, 05:31:13 AM
in b4 "ANAL?"
So... rimjob okay?
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: Nast on May 21, 2010, 06:02:04 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 21, 2010, 06:00:09 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 21, 2010, 05:31:13 AM
in b4 "ANAL?"
So... rimjob okay?

That's a "sometimes food".

Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 06:32:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 21, 2010, 05:49:30 AM
This thing hanging out of my ass...Yeah.  What is?

you know those psycho letters you keep addressing to "Jim"?

that's Jim.
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 06:35:09 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on May 21, 2010, 05:51:33 AM
Did you abort the ambien? Are you still alive? Also how do I sleep on a sofa that is even too small for a Pix? Anal?

No ambien snorting has taken place. I'm really trying to save them for sexy time. I hear ambien sex is awesome, and I intend to combine that with the bottle of viagra in my drug collection.

I mean, just because you don't NEED it doesn't mean you shouldn't do it anyway, right?

as for the sofa, hack the frame up with a hatchet and re-assemble it into a bedframe, stitch the cushions together into a makeshift mattress pad.

as for anal, well, I never gape and tell, y'know?
Title: Re: ECH's Obligatory "ITT Iam drunk.ask me anything" thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2010, 06:36:09 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 21, 2010, 06:00:09 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 21, 2010, 05:31:13 AM
in b4 "ANAL?"
So... rimjob okay?

suit yourself. Just be aware that I ate corn earlier.