Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Roaring Biscuit! on May 23, 2010, 11:36:40 PM

Title: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on May 23, 2010, 11:36:40 PM
What liquor would you most strongly associate with justice?  Preferably non-beer, it's for a cocktail-based-science-experiment in justice and testicles.

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edd
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 23, 2010, 11:42:27 PM
moonshine
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Vene on May 23, 2010, 11:44:56 PM
Pure, 100% ethanol, but if you believe justice is blind, then substitute the ethanol for methanol.
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Freeky on May 24, 2010, 12:23:31 AM
Justice? Um, tequila.
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Richter on May 24, 2010, 12:26:43 AM
Vodka
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Requia ☣ on May 24, 2010, 12:30:05 AM
Really bad vodka, but with a top shelf price.
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 24, 2010, 01:20:18 AM
Whiskey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion). Don't question it!
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Brotep on May 24, 2010, 01:57:11 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 23, 2010, 11:44:56 PM
Pure, 100% ethanol, but if you believe justice is blind, then substitute the ethanol for methanol.

:lulz:


I'm gonna have to go with Freeky on this one. Tequila, all the way. Unless you mean some kind of justice other than vigilante justice.
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: PeregrineBF on May 24, 2010, 04:39:27 AM
Whiskey.

Its of an Irishman I'm going to tell you
Free from Ireland sailed away
Where he was to he was not contented
Made up his mind for to go away

Early next morning the ship was sailing
Queenstown harbour, golden core
Eight long days he was sailing over
Till he landed in New York

Up the street young Paddy wandered
Each big building caught his eye
Looking up at a big shop window,
A bottle of whiskey he did spy

Into the bar young Paddy entered
Called for a drink, without delay
Give me a drop of that Irish Whiskey,
Four big coppers I will pay

The landlord he jumped over the counter
"Pay me down that bill", he said
Paddy up with a big shillelagh
Laid him on the floor right dead

So the Yankees they came running
When they heard about the row
Trying to kill poor Irish Paddy,
Shouting out, "Where is he now?!"

Irishmen they followed after
Following without delay
Each of them with a big shillelagh,
Made the Yankees run away

May God's success to his Irish people
Many's the country they have roamed
But their courage is far bolder
When they're far away from home.

Shillelagh + Whiskey = Justice.
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: AFK on May 24, 2010, 01:12:03 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 12:23:31 AM
Justice? Um, tequila.

STABINATIONS!
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Cramulus on May 24, 2010, 02:31:14 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 23, 2010, 11:42:27 PM
moonshine

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Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Rumckle on May 24, 2010, 02:33:55 PM
I'm gonna have to go with whiskey
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 24, 2010, 06:14:45 PM
Jagermeister

1. It's difficult to pronounce, like much of our justice systems language.
2. It a bad ordeal to go through, though it feels good if you succeed.
3. It's green and thick much like the wallets of everyone involved with the Justice System
4. Almost everyone is afraid of it.
5 You may later regret having had anything to do with it.
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: LaughingOtter on May 24, 2010, 07:01:12 PM
I'm gonna side with Ratatosk and the Jagermeister. I like his reasoning.
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on May 24, 2010, 08:12:54 PM
okay, which is the best combo then?  whickey and tequila?  whiskey and jagermeister? or jager and tequila?

Also,  need mixer, can be justice based or testicle based.

x

edd
Title: Re: ATTN: PD.com *for science*
Post by: Freeky on May 24, 2010, 08:30:31 PM
Beer, for testicle based.