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Title: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: the last yatto on May 24, 2010, 04:21:05 AM
hxxp://www.wsdot.wa.gov/projects/sr99/aurorabridgefence/  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Remington on May 24, 2010, 05:03:00 AM
4 million dollars to make depressed people use a gun instead? Wat.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.
















Or ram it with their mobility scooters.

Professor Freeky,
Yeah, she went there.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Rumckle on May 24, 2010, 08:51:30 AM
I dunno, fishing the body out of the lake would be a pain the arse, as would cordoning off the bridge to talk people down.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: DeadLucky on May 24, 2010, 12:32:02 PM
The sheer cost of it made me originally go "Fuck that," but honestly, it might be a good idea if just to prevent some kid walking outside and finding a human milkshake on his way to the bus stop in the morning.

While it is atrocious that suicides and whiny bitches are costing the government so much money, there isn't a better cost effective way of stopping the emotional trauma in the "splash zone," at least that I can think of.

Yeah, I ended that sentence in a proposition. Kill me.

- DeadLucky
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.

Interestingly, it's been shown that even putting up an easily climable fence lowers the amount of suicides pretty dramatically.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Vene on May 24, 2010, 05:24:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.

Interestingly, it's been shown that even putting up an easily climable fence lowers the amount of suicides pretty dramatically.
They have to put more effort into it, they have to be even more sure that they want to kill themselves.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
We should also make everyone wear bubblewrap burkas whenever they leave the house.

Not for the safety reasons... mostly cause it would be fun to pop people by running into them.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Freeky on May 24, 2010, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.

Interestingly, it's been shown that even putting up an easily climable fence lowers the amount of suicides pretty dramatically.

Oh yeah, I didn't say it wouldn't make a lot of people stop and realize it's not worth it. But there will still be people, I think maybe, who will do it.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: the last yatto on May 24, 2010, 11:46:07 PM
or in the process of climbing said fence
an audience gathers


this is also a bridge that has phones that connect you to a suicide hotline if i recall


someone answering a phone > some fence
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Rumckle on May 25, 2010, 05:32:55 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 24, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
A really determined suicider is going to climb a fence.

Interestingly, it's been shown that even putting up an easily climable fence lowers the amount of suicides pretty dramatically.

Just from bridge jumpers, or all instances of suicide in the area? (ie are they just committing suicide in other ways?)
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 25, 2010, 07:00:13 AM
We have the suicide hotline numbers

also, you guys have crews to fish people out? Huh.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Vene on May 25, 2010, 07:04:00 AM
Over here, you don't jump off the bridge, the bridge jumps for you.

(http://blog.lib.umn.edu/vanne013/mallory/bridge_collapse.jpg)
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 25, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
That was really intense. I am fascinated by bridge collapse, which we will see a lot more of in upcoming years.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Requia ☣ on May 25, 2010, 07:41:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
That was really intense. I am fascinated by bridge collapse, which we will see a lot more of in upcoming years.

Why will we be seeing more?
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Nast on May 25, 2010, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 25, 2010, 07:41:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
That was really intense. I am fascinated by bridge collapse, which we will see a lot more of in upcoming years.

Why will we be seeing more?

The US has built a lot of things it can't maintain, especially in this day and age. For a second it makes me feel like I'm living in some sort of gritty post-apocalyptia, scrounging the urban wastes and fields of twisted metal just to survive, but then I remember I'm eating gelato in front of the heater, with a laptop.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Telarus on May 25, 2010, 09:17:09 AM
So it's Cyberpunk, eh?
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Nast on May 25, 2010, 09:20:33 AM
It's delicious.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Vene on May 25, 2010, 04:21:36 PM
At least we shouldn't be seeing any more in Minnesota for a while, the state set aside money and is using/has used it to update the infrastructure.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 25, 2010, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: Nast on May 25, 2010, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 25, 2010, 07:41:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
That was really intense. I am fascinated by bridge collapse, which we will see a lot more of in upcoming years.

Why will we be seeing more?

The US has built a lot of things it can't maintain, especially in this day and age. For a second it makes me feel like I'm living in some sort of gritty post-apocalyptia, scrounging the urban wastes and fields of twisted metal just to survive, but then I remember I'm eating gelato in front of the heater, with a laptop.

What Nast said.

We'll have a lot of bridge and dam collapses upcoming, this next couple of decades. I love how the bridge and dam crisis just sort of got swept under the rug.

Basically, about 50-70 years ago, the US went through a golden era of building really big things, mostly made out of concrete, that it did not budget to maintain or replace. Unfortunately, concrete decays. Surprise!

(The fact that this is a surprise to no one should come as a surprise to no one. Classic "We'll let our kids deal with it" thinking.)
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Rumckle on May 26, 2010, 02:36:11 AM
Dear Past Generations,

Do you remember always saying how the youth of today are lazy, good for nothing, degenerates? Well, you were pretty much right, and the generation after that is even worse.
Therefore I would ask you, please do not leave anything for the next generation to deal with, because they are likely to fuck it up or not deal with it at all.

Sincerely,
History
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 27, 2010, 10:40:21 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 26, 2010, 02:36:11 AM
Dear Past Generations,

Do you remember always saying how the youth of today are lazy, good for nothing, degenerates? Well, you were pretty much right, and the generation after that is even worse.
Therefore I would ask you, please do not leave anything for the next generation to deal with, because they are likely to fuck it up or not deal with it at all.

Sincerely,
History
Nice!
This needs to be sent to every organisation everywhere ever.
Or at least put it in the news.
Or the memebomb database.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/


damn, it doesn't fit.
It needs to be shortened to fit in there.

how about

Dear Elders, You always said the youth of today are lazy, good for nothing, degenerates. Well, you were right, and the generation after that is even worse.
Therefore I ask you, do not leave anything for the next generation to deal with; they are likely to fuck it up or not deal with it at all. Sincerely, History


dammit, still too big.
I give up. it won't fit.
Title: Re: Emos cost taxpayers four million dollars
Post by: the last yatto on May 27, 2010, 10:46:19 AM
try http://discordianquotes.com/