Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Vene on May 27, 2010, 04:02:50 PM

Title: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Vene on May 27, 2010, 04:02:50 PM
QuoteSo Hitler himself was an active homosexual. And some people wonder, didn't the Germans, didn't the Nazis, persecute homosexuals? And it is true they did; they persecuted effeminate homosexuals. But Hitler recruited around him homosexuals to make up his Stormtroopers, they were his enforcers, they were his thugs. And Hitler discovered that he could not get straight soldiers to be savage and brutal and vicious enough to carry out his orders, but that homosexual solders basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality they were willing to inflict on whomever Hitler sent them after. So he surrounded himself, virtually all of the Stormtroopers, the Brownshirts, were male homosexuals.
link (http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/05/top_social_conservative.php)

Oh, AFA, how full of lulz you are.
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2010, 04:09:44 PM
FAGS FOR THE FAG GOD!
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Kai on May 27, 2010, 04:42:30 PM
GAYS ARE NAZIS.

I can't wait till Glen Beck's tourettes picks up on this.


Also, is it just me, or is this the most brain melting argumentum ad absurdum I have ever heard?
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 27, 2010, 04:49:48 PM
Hitler was a vegetarian. That is cause meat eaters are unwilling to take human life. Hitler was married before his death. That is cause people not in a monogamous relationship are incapable of directing the death of millions. Hitler had a mustache. That's cause shaving your mustache shaves away your blood lust. Hitler listened to opera. That is cause people who only listen to chamber music can not lift a hand in anger.
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: LMNO on May 27, 2010, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 27, 2010, 04:49:48 PM
Hitler was a vegetarian. That is cause meat eaters are unwilling to take human life. Hitler was married before his death. That is cause people not in a monogamous relationship are incapable of directing the death of millions. Hitler had a mustache. That's cause shaving your mustache shaves away your blood lust. Hitler listened to opera. That is cause people who only listen to chamber music can not lift a hand in anger.

LMNO
-non-life taker, killing millions director, blood luster, angry hand lifter.
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Juana on May 27, 2010, 06:56:06 PM
 :lulz: Hilarious. I think it was Cram who said in another thread that screaming about Hitler essentially shows what a nutjob you are. Case in point.
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Telarus on May 27, 2010, 06:57:46 PM
Fuck, I have to shave off my bloodlust and get back to my homework.


:lulz: :lulz: spags.....
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2010, 07:35:27 PM
Wait, where did they even come up with the idea that Hitler was gay?  :?
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Cramulus on May 27, 2010, 07:39:09 PM
My German teacher told us, quite sadly, that among Hitler's numerous crimes against humanity, he also ruined a wonderful style of mustache.

Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Requia ☣ on May 27, 2010, 07:39:21 PM
I'm sure it went something like 'gays are evil' and 'hitler was evil' therefore 'hitler was gay'

Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2010, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 27, 2010, 07:39:21 PM
I'm sure it went something like 'gays are evil' and 'hitler was evil' therefore 'hitler was gay'



OH MY GOD, SARAH PALIN IS TEH GAY!
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2010, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2010, 07:39:09 PM
My German teacher told us, quite sadly, that among Hitler's numerous crimes against humanity, he also ruined a wonderful style of mustache.



Yeah, but Michael Jordan is gonna do something about that.
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on May 27, 2010, 08:02:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 27, 2010, 07:57:21 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 27, 2010, 07:39:21 PM
I'm sure it went something like 'gays are evil' and 'hitler was evil' therefore 'hitler was gay'



OH MY GOD, SARAH PALIN IS TEH GAY!

HITLER IS GAY, SARAH PALIN IS EVIL, THERE 4 HITLER IS SARAH PALIN. Or gay. ? :ronpaul:
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Vene on May 27, 2010, 08:08:51 PM
This is why we need a pentition to ban history

or

:a2m:
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 27, 2010, 09:02:18 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 27, 2010, 04:49:48 PM
Hitler was a vegetarian. That is cause meat eaters are unwilling to take human life. Hitler was married before his death. That is cause people not in a monogamous relationship are incapable of directing the death of millions. Hitler had a mustache. That's cause shaving your mustache shaves away your blood lust. Hitler listened to opera. That is cause people who only listen to chamber music can not lift a hand in anger.
I actually agree with the opera one. Everyone knows that Hitler only hated the Jews because of Wagner.
Title: Re: Hitler <3 teh gheys
Post by: NotPublished on May 27, 2010, 11:57:08 PM
 :lulz: God bless those Natzis