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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on May 27, 2010, 09:29:16 PM

Title: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Adios on May 27, 2010, 09:29:16 PM
Sara Palin

Anal Addadichtomy
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Kai on May 28, 2010, 02:15:52 AM
I totally want Felicia Day to have a penis.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Freeky on May 28, 2010, 04:05:33 AM
Can we maybe get Sheriff Joe a conscience? Is there an operation for that?
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Salty on May 28, 2010, 04:13:42 AM
I would like Taylor Swift to be grafted to Justin Bieber. 
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Vene on May 28, 2010, 04:33:15 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 28, 2010, 04:05:33 AM
Can we maybe get Sheriff Joe a conscience? Is there an operation for that?
How about a lobotomy?
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Rumckle on May 28, 2010, 05:55:22 AM
I'd like to dig up Michael Jackson's corpse and make a robot out of it.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Requia ☣ on May 28, 2010, 06:01:10 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 28, 2010, 04:33:15 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 28, 2010, 04:05:33 AM
Can we maybe get Sheriff Joe a conscience? Is there an operation for that?
How about a lobotomy?

I'm not sure it would have an effect on him.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Vene on May 28, 2010, 06:06:07 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 28, 2010, 06:01:10 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 28, 2010, 04:33:15 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 28, 2010, 04:05:33 AM
Can we maybe get Sheriff Joe a conscience? Is there an operation for that?
How about a lobotomy?

I'm not sure it would have an effect on him.
It'd be fun to perform.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on May 28, 2010, 07:18:13 AM
I'd like to see Lady Gaga get a penis enlargement :fnord:
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: snow bomb on May 28, 2010, 07:23:27 AM
Quote from: Narot on May 28, 2010, 07:18:13 AM
I'd like to see Lady Gaga get a penis enlargement :fnord:

I concur with this.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2010, 10:06:46 AM
Katie Price - a headectomy

Come to think of it - I'd like to see most of them have that procedure.

I'm a Celebrity, Guillotine me out of here?  :evil:
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: memy on May 28, 2010, 10:11:30 AM
Sylvester Stallone. Botox. Lip loosening, is that a procedure they do nowadays?

I want to see how far his lips can go without falling off.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: NotPublished on May 28, 2010, 10:49:32 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 28, 2010, 05:55:22 AM
I'd like to dig up Michael Jackson's corpse and make a robot out of it.

He's not DEAD! :x
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Richter on May 28, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
I want to see Paris Hilton's face fall off.  Again.

It will never get old.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2010, 03:52:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 28, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
I want to see Paris Hilton's face fall off.  Again.

It will never get old.

Just reminded me of a shoop I did ages ago

Linked on account of NSFWishness (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/23skidoo/hilton.jpg)
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Richter on May 28, 2010, 07:35:12 PM
Jack Nicholson also must have large D cup breast implants, because he'd carry it off with style, still give people the evil bedroom smirk over a shirt open jsut a few buttons too far.  This dissonant combination would destroy men's brains, and make me laugh.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on May 28, 2010, 08:26:56 PM
Mel Gibson.
Vasectomy.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 08:38:53 PM
Hrm... I'm not a doctor, so I wouldn't know, but is there a surgical procedure that involves repeated kicks to the junk? If so, I'll start making a list of people...
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Adios on May 28, 2010, 08:39:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 28, 2010, 07:35:12 PM
Jack Nicholson also must have large D cup breast implants, because he'd carry it off with style, still give people the evil bedroom smirk over a shirt open jsut a few buttons too far.  This dissonant combination would destroy men's brains, and make me laugh.


You are a very, very sick fuck.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Cramulus on May 28, 2010, 08:41:30 PM
I want Carson Daily to get stitches

I want Cher's wisdom teeth removed


am I doing it right?
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Adios on May 28, 2010, 09:05:18 PM
Liv Tyler sewn to my lap.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Richter on May 28, 2010, 09:06:36 PM
Brick Top and Christopher Walken connected at the back of the skull to form a modern day Janus.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 28, 2010, 10:19:24 PM
It's only a matter of time til this fread devolves into human centipede trilogies...
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: BadBeast on May 29, 2010, 12:20:33 AM
I'd like to see a Post Natal Abortion, performed on Mel Gibson. Or Bono. Or even Paul McCartney.
Whichever one is moar deserving.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: Cramulus on May 29, 2010, 01:40:10 AM
I want the dixie chicks to get hysterectomies

I want Russel Crowe to have a hip replacement

I want the guy who plays Kumar to have a balloon angioplasty of the coronary artery

I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to have an abortion
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: -Kel- on May 29, 2010, 03:08:03 AM
id like rush limbaugh and glen beck to have their tongues removed.
Title: Re: Operations you want celebs to have
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 29, 2010, 01:11:18 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 29, 2010, 01:40:10 AM
I want the dixie chicks to get hysterectomies

I want Russel Crowe to have a hip replacement

I want the guy who plays Kumar to have a balloon angioplasty of the coronary artery

I want Arnold Schwarzenegger to have an abortion

I want this to be the start of a song. I want Cat Stevens to sing it!