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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: the last yatto on May 28, 2010, 01:23:43 PM

Title: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: the last yatto on May 28, 2010, 01:23:43 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10180937.stm  :lulz:
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 01:25:32 PM
I can't jack off to internet porn?  Well, I guess it's back to gang-raping virgins.
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Kai on May 28, 2010, 01:26:56 PM
I object to this, not only on principle, but because it's bad for business.




Who do you think is responsible for bug pr0n?
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
It just occured to me that my last post wasn't funny, and was actually pretty horrible.


Apologies.
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Kai on May 28, 2010, 02:00:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
It just occured to me that my last post wasn't funny, and was actually pretty horrible.


Apologies.

Eh, I thought it was pretty acceptable  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Triple Zero on May 28, 2010, 02:59:25 PM
to add to the funny, a link on that same page:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Kai on May 28, 2010, 03:55:13 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 28, 2010, 02:59:25 PM
to add to the funny, a link on that same page:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

QuoteOver 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

I want to say it was intentional, but you never can tell.
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Vene on May 28, 2010, 04:12:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
It just occured to me that my last post wasn't funny, and was actually pretty horrible.


Apologies.
Well, there actually is a correlation with that, the less porn the more rapes. So, your post was quite accurate.
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Zenpeanut on May 28, 2010, 08:13:00 PM
QuoteIn 2010 a propoosal by satellite broadcaster Multichoice to offer a 24 hour pornography channel was abandoned after a deluge of complaints.

:lulz:

I am 12


Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: DeadLucky on May 31, 2010, 08:22:44 PM
Thank Eris I don't live in South Africa. Well, even if I did, I know I'd be able to get around the filters. I was doing the same thing back on the high school internet browsers.

But in reality, the system proposed would never work. If necessary, some entrepreneur will set up a satellite television station with porn on it and have its offices in a neighboring country. No nation has 100% control over such things.

- DeadLucky
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 04, 2010, 08:58:01 AM
I'd be worried about more than porn if i lived in South Africa.
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 04, 2010, 10:24:45 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 04, 2010, 08:58:01 AM
I'd be worried about more than porn if i lived in South Africa.

You might have to worry less if  they had more porn.
Title: Re: third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets
Post by: Template on June 04, 2010, 01:37:51 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on June 04, 2010, 10:24:45 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 04, 2010, 08:58:01 AM
I'd be worried about more than porn if i lived in South Africa.

You might have to worry less if  they had more porn.
:mittens: