Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM

Title: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Cramulus on May 28, 2010, 05:35:43 PM
Nobody hazes on Freshman Friday like Sophomores.  :p
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 05:49:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 28, 2010, 05:35:43 PM
Nobody hazes on Freshman Friday like Sophomores.  :p

:lulz: and  :argh!:
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Adios on May 28, 2010, 06:32:58 PM
This is making my spidey senses tingle.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on May 28, 2010, 06:36:30 PM
Dimo,

I've been waiting for you to explode like that, and it's pretty funny to see that you're behaving just as I expected you to.  When my sociological study about the stuff on this board gets done, it'll be awesome and make me famous!  So I guess the jakes on you, eh?

I know when you said 'n00bs' (which is really derogatory, btw) you were referring directly to me (and don't worry, I've caught all those little digs you've made in that thread we both know about where you were trying to piss me off and get me to post something but haha you FAILED!  None of that shit bothered me at all because I know the real principle of chaos which obviously continues to elude yuo!) so stop being pineal and just come out and say it?

So funny and sad at the same time.  lolfnord!  You should really try reading the Principia Discordia again sometime and try to actually GET what they're saying, but I know you won't (if you ever did).  WhatEVER.  And don't even think about replying to this, because I won't read anything you write ever again because you don't bother me and there's something better on the teevee anyway.

While I'm not surprised to see Cramulus replying to your thread, I am dissapointed.  Everyone just takes their marching orders from you dimo and does whatever you tell them to!  What ever happened to Think For Yourself???

Hey!  We should turn this into a thread where we talk about how oppressed we are on this site because of all these greyfaced fakers who wouldn't know Eris if they fell face first into her!  There's really nowhere where we can be safe, so don't be scared! 

Possible topics for discussion:
- the "black" Iron Prison?  Does Goddess tolerate racism?  Do YOU?
- should the forum sections be mixed up altogether for greater CHAOS?  The need to put ideas into sections is so aneristical.
- do you often know what people are really thinking and feeling?  Am I psychic and so can you?


rhizome
- frustratingly compliant n00b.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Adios on May 28, 2010, 06:44:37 PM
Wait. The Principia Discordia is IN PRINT???????

Hell, I've just been making it up as I go!
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on May 28, 2010, 07:01:17 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 28, 2010, 06:44:37 PM
Wait. The Principia Discordia is IN PRINT???????

Hell, I've just been making it up as I go!

I even heard you can read it for free on the internet!  :eek:  Pretty awesome that someone would do that.  I'll let you know if I ever find it.

Glad to find out you're not just another dimo-ite.  :wink:
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: hooplala on May 28, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
This Nurse Rhizome will be the end of us.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: NWC on May 28, 2010, 07:24:55 PM
I feel like dimo and rhizome are the same person.

dunno why
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 07:29:51 PM
You know, I was going to try and pick a fight with dimo for no reason at all, just because he was feeling scrappy, but rhizome's post was too awesome to let the thread collapse beneath flung poop.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on May 28, 2010, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 28, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
This Nurse Rhizome will be the end of us.

:magick:


@ NWC: nobody likes spoilers...

Thanks, LMNO.  :)  But of *course* you weren't going to fight with dimo!  You're probably just one of his mindless nodding sycophants anyways, just like everyone else here except me.  But you will be getting your very own footnote in my amazing new book, Angry On The Internet: a critical gaian discordian geneology of CHAOS MAGIQKCQK!
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
:hashishim::
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on May 28, 2010, 08:18:19 PM
Crap!  I've been noted!

*scurries back to the sekrit n00b bunker*
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Richter on May 28, 2010, 08:26:25 PM
...and PD was the /b/
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 08:30:31 PM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on May 28, 2010, 06:36:30 PM
Dimo,

I've been waiting for you to explode like that, and it's pretty funny to see that you're behaving just as I expected you to.  When my sociological study about the stuff on this board gets done, it'll be awesome and make me famous!  So I guess the jakes on you, eh?

I know when you said 'n00bs' (which is really derogatory, btw) you were referring directly to me (and don't worry, I've caught all those little digs you've made in that thread we both know about where you were trying to piss me off and get me to post something but haha you FAILED!  None of that shit bothered me at all because I know the real principle of chaos which obviously continues to elude yuo!) so stop being pineal and just come out and say it?

So funny and sad at the same time.  lolfnord!  You should really try reading the Principia Discordia again sometime and try to actually GET what they're saying, but I know you won't (if you ever did).  WhatEVER.  And don't even think about replying to this, because I won't read anything you write ever again because you don't bother me and there's something better on the teevee anyway.

While I'm not surprised to see Cramulus replying to your thread, I am dissapointed.  Everyone just takes their marching orders from you dimo and does whatever you tell them to!  What ever happened to Think For Yourself???

Hey!  We should turn this into a thread where we talk about how oppressed we are on this site because of all these greyfaced fakers who wouldn't know Eris if they fell face first into her!  There's really nowhere where we can be safe, so don't be scared! 

Possible topics for discussion:
- the "black" Iron Prison?  Does Goddess tolerate racism?  Do YOU?
- should the forum sections be mixed up altogether for greater CHAOS?  The need to put ideas into sections is so aneristical.
- do you often know what people are really thinking and feeling?  Am I psychic and so can you?


rhizome
- frustratingly compliant n00b.

Well played, well played.

NOW GET THE FUG OFF MY INTERNUTS!!!!

Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 07:29:51 PM
You know, I was going to try and pick a fight with dimo for no reason at all, just because he was feeling scrappy, but rhizome's post was too awesome to let the thread collapse beneath flung poop.
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 07:29:51 PM
You know, I was going to try and pick a fight with dimo for no reason at all, just because he was feeling scrappy, but rhizome's post was too awesome to let the thread collapse beneath flung poop.

YUO WANNA PEECE O' ME?!?!? I challenge you to a no-holds-barred, pub brawl cage match of EPIC PROPORTIONS!!! SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!! You better say your prayers, 'cuz Imma take you to Church, son!
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:34:12 PM
Bitch, please. 
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 08:37:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:34:12 PM
Bitch, please. 

I'll be Mick Foley, which one of you no0bs wants to be my sock-puppet? There's benefits. All of which are terrible.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Adios on May 28, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
ATTN: ALL TROLLS; YOU WILL BE GRADED ON SUBSTANCE, STYLE AND INTELLIGENCE. WE HAVE STANDARDS, AFTER ALL.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Cramulus on May 28, 2010, 08:39:14 PM
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NURSE! GET AN AVATAR!


DIMO! YOUR AVATAR KICKS ASS!


                ALSO YOU GUYS SUCK!
                             /
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Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 08:40:12 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 28, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
ATTN: ALL TROLLS; YOU WILL BE GRADED ON SUBSTANCE, STYLE AND INTELLIGENCE. WE HAVE STANDARDS, AFTER ALL.

Wait a cotton-pickin'... WE HAVE STANDARDS!?!?!
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Adios on May 28, 2010, 08:41:03 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 08:40:12 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 28, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
ATTN: ALL TROLLS; YOU WILL BE GRADED ON SUBSTANCE, STYLE AND INTELLIGENCE. WE HAVE STANDARDS, AFTER ALL.

Wait a cotton-pickin'... WE HAVE STANDARDS!?!?!

READ THE MEMO OR GTFO
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 08:44:37 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 28, 2010, 08:41:03 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 08:40:12 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 28, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
ATTN: ALL TROLLS; YOU WILL BE GRADED ON SUBSTANCE, STYLE AND INTELLIGENCE. WE HAVE STANDARDS, AFTER ALL.

Wait a cotton-pickin'... WE HAVE STANDARDS!?!?!

READ THE MEMO OR GTFO

But... I didn't get a memo. I've been too busy stapling these cover-sheets on the TPA reports...
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 08:37:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:34:12 PM
Bitch, please.  

I'll be Mick Foley,

I always knew you were a punch-drunk idiot who pandered to the ignorant masses...  and that's just your band I'm referring to.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:45:03 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 08:37:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:34:12 PM
Bitch, please.  

I'll be Mick Foley,

I always knew you were a punch-drunk idiot who pandered to the ignorant masses...  and that's just your band I'm referring to.

:argh!:DAMN YUO!!!

Talk all you want, big-man, but when we step into the squared circle, encased in rugged manly steel bars and razor-blades, you will LEARN the meaning of PAIN!!!

Aww, hell. I'll just show you now:

pain   /peɪn/   
–noun
1.physical suffering or distress, as due to injury, illness, etc.
2.a distressing sensation in a particular part of the body: a back pain.
3.mental or emotional suffering or torment: I am sorry my news causes you such pain.
4.pains,
a.laborious or careful efforts; assiduous care: Great pains have been taken to repair the engine perfectly.
b.the suffering of childbirth.
5.Informal. an annoying or troublesome person or thing.
–verb (used with object)
6.to cause physical pain to; hurt.
7.to cause (someone) mental or emotional pain; distress: Your sarcasm pained me.
–verb (used without object)
8.to have or give pain.
—Idioms
9.feel no pain, Informal. to be intoxicated: After all that free beer, we were feeling no pain.
10.on/upon/underpain of, liable to the penalty of: on pain of death.
11.pain in the ass, Slang: Vulgar. pain (def. 5).
12.pain in the neck, Informal. pain (def. 5).
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:51:35 PM
Well played.  But you still live in your parent's basement.  IN RHODE ISLAND.



LMNO
-the cheap shots are the best ones.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 08:53:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:51:35 PM
Well played.  But you still live in your parent's basement.  IN RHODE ISLAND.



LMNO
-the cheap shots are the best ones.

Ouch, dude. Ouch.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:57:21 PM
Too much?  I never know when to stop.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 28, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 08:57:21 PM
Too much?  I never know when to stop.

Don't worry, I was just temporarlily stunned (playin' it up for the crowd, y'know). Now hold on a sec while I knock out the ref with this here "steel" chair. (I swear it's not made of aluminium, honestly...)
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2010, 01:03:31 AM
GO MICK FOL- I MEAN DIMO, GO!
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on May 29, 2010, 04:07:24 AM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

On behalf of the noobs, or at least on behalf of myself as a noob, sorry.  :sadbanana:
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 29, 2010, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 28, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
This Nurse Rhizome will be the end of us.

She knows too much. She must be... removed.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dysnomia on May 29, 2010, 04:46:30 AM
GIMME UR BEST SHOT DIMO



:argh!: :wink: :argh!: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on May 29, 2010, 05:21:40 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 29, 2010, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 28, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
This Nurse Rhizome will be the end of us.

She knows too much. She must be... removed.

:tinfoilhat: :scared: :tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Freeky on May 30, 2010, 11:42:57 PM
:lol: , Twid.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Vene on May 30, 2010, 11:48:56 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.
No, no, no, the taxonomists are part of the gay agenda, making it so that everybody is homo.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:52:32 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 30, 2010, 11:42:57 PM
:lol: , Twid.
:thanks:

Vene- that's part of the conspiracy. They make it look like the gay agenda to turn more people against it.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2010, 11:55:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM


Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

:potd:
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 31, 2010, 12:04:24 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 30, 2010, 11:55:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM


Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

:potd:

I forgot to work "5 tons of flax" into it. Next time.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 31, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
WTF is flax, btw? I was thinking it was that stuff you used with solder but then I remembered that was "flux"

Now the principia makes no sense to me  :x
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Suu on May 31, 2010, 02:19:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 31, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
WTF is flax, btw? I was thinking it was that stuff you used with solder but then I remembered that was "flux"

Now the principia makes no sense to me  :x

The plant linen comes from.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 31, 2010, 03:23:17 PM
I'LL TAKE ALL OF YOU BASTARDS ON WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK!

Dimo! Yuo're a Rhodie pseudon00b with like a gazillion posts who has to go BEGGING for an internets fight to prove he's all growed up now even though many regulars here already know you and consider you to be, at the very least, tolerable!

LMNO! Yuo're a Masshole spag living in ASSachusetts. If this fact alone weren't indictment enough, allow me to remind the forum that everyone in Massachewbutt is a horrible driver and therefore LMNO probably is too!

Nigel! I am taller than yuo! Also, there is a significant geological formation underneath your rain-soaked state that is likely to cause an incredibly massive tsunami at some indeterminate point in the future! AND IT WILL ALL BE YUOR FAULT!

Lizzay/BLARFINGARF! Yuo live in Calipornia! HAWHAWHAW! Wildfires and earthquakes and bears and Valley Girls. I don't even need to make this attack personal.

Nurse Rhizome! I... uh... don't know you all that well... um, which should be an insult in and of itself! Yeah!

Everyone else in teh fread! You, um... probably all have significant body odor! And stuff. Yup yup.


Cainad,
Probably should not have handicapped himself with the "one hand behind the back" thing
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dysnomia on May 31, 2010, 03:32:37 PM
CAINAD


YOUR MUTTON CHOPS LOOK LIKE FACE PUBES
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 31, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on May 31, 2010, 03:32:37 PM
CAINAD


YOUR MUTTON CHOPS LOOK LIKE FACE PUBES

YOUR FACE MUTTON LOOKS LIKE CHOPPED PUBES!
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Suu on May 31, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/suufencing1.jpg)
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 31, 2010, 04:39:26 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 31, 2010, 03:23:17 PM

Everyone else in teh fread! You, um... probably all have significant body odor! And stuff. Yup yup.


Damn dude, how did you know?
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dysnomia on May 31, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 31, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on May 31, 2010, 03:32:37 PM
CAINAD


YOUR MUTTON CHOPS LOOK LIKE FACE PUBES

YOUR FACE MUTTON LOOKS LIKE CHOPPED PUBES!

YOUR PUBES LOOK LIKE CHOPPED MUTTON
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Adios on May 31, 2010, 06:29:57 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on May 31, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 31, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on May 31, 2010, 03:32:37 PM
CAINAD


YOUR MUTTON CHOPS LOOK LIKE FACE PUBES

YOUR FACE MUTTON LOOKS LIKE CHOPPED PUBES!

YOUR PUBES LOOK LIKE CHOPPED MUTTON

I think you two are in love.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dysnomia on May 31, 2010, 09:04:48 PM
FULL SEAT BREECHES HAWK


OR GTFO
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dimocritus on May 31, 2010, 09:13:40 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

You can stop stalking me now. Creeper. 
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Adios on May 31, 2010, 09:24:38 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on May 31, 2010, 09:04:48 PM
FULL SEAT BREECHES HAWK


OR GTFO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yQ9a-hJVy0

Sissy breeches ain't for a Western rider, Button Head.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Dysnomia on May 31, 2010, 09:27:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

W0mp away, but please to be leaving out the swastikas and other such related symbolism because we have a member or two (or more) from Germany, where that kind of stuff is illegal IIRC (as I had a lolstika when I first came, and one of them kindly asked me to change it for that reason).
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 31, 2010, 09:45:57 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on May 31, 2010, 09:27:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

W0mp away, but please to be leaving out the swastikas and other such related symbolism because we have a member or two (or more) from Germany, where that kind of stuff is illegal IIRC (as I had a lolstika when I first came, and one of them kindly asked me to change it for that reason).

nah, that was a dig at someone in particular.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on May 31, 2010, 11:43:11 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
... binomial nomenclature.

There.

:spit2:


:lol:
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Kai on June 01, 2010, 01:58:27 AM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on May 31, 2010, 11:43:11 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
... binomial nomenclature.

There.

*spit*


:lol:

Yeah, that was pretty awesome.  :lol:
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 01, 2010, 04:57:00 AM
Quote from: dimo on May 31, 2010, 09:13:40 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on May 30, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 28, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

You can stop stalking me now. Creeper. 

Hey man, I was going to come see your band, but if you want to be paid less at a gig near me, that's your call.
Title: Re: Urge to kill rising...
Post by: Triple Zero on June 01, 2010, 10:39:52 AM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on May 31, 2010, 11:43:11 PM
:spit2:

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