Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on May 29, 2010, 02:52:59 AM

Title: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2010, 02:52:59 AM
And I can resist no longer. ITT, you give me tips on how to survive in a hot middle of nowhere place with a dog with nothing but a car.

So far I know I need

Water (lots)
Shade thing
Stuff to hold up the shade thing.
Dog and me food.
Clothes to cover up
Salty stuff
More water or gatorade or something


So I read a thing, and it was helpful. I'ma be using this thread when I get back to post pics experiences etc.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 29, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
You'll need salt to replace what you lose sweating. 
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Vene on May 29, 2010, 03:07:37 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 29, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
You'll need salt to replace what you lose sweating. 
Most food has a fair bit of salt in it.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2010, 03:11:01 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 29, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
You'll need salt to replace what you lose sweating. 

Yes yes.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Rumckle on May 29, 2010, 05:44:18 AM
Fun Fact:

Beer hydrates you faster than water. (of course you will need water afterwards, because alcohol makes you lose water)
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2010, 06:24:13 AM
So what started out as a total adventure in the BFE of southern Arizona has turned into a cushy gig. If there's a space in the campsite I'm supposed to be going to, my parents are towing their RV down there for me to stay in this week, so they can use it next week.

Does it still count as adventure? :?

:sad:
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Storebrand on May 29, 2010, 07:01:41 AM
Day trips ftw
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2010, 07:24:45 AM
As long as I don't spag out and sit inside all day.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Jasper on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide.  Act crestfallen when you can't find running water.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2010, 07:33:17 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide.  Act crestfallen when you can't find running water.

BAHAHAHA! Nice.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Salty on May 29, 2010, 07:35:30 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide. Act crestfallenStart dowsing optimistically when you can't find running water.

fixt.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Jasper on May 29, 2010, 07:37:38 AM
What he said.  :lulz:

Also, when that fails, rain dance.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on May 29, 2010, 05:21:56 PM
Swote, I have a site reserved.

If you all don't hear from me by Tuesday, I'm daed. Tell Dok I said hello!
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Richter on May 30, 2010, 03:29:19 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide.  Act crestfallen when you can't find running water.

Fuck that noise. 

Refuse to let it stop you, and run the slip n slide with vaseline or other various lubricants, cooking oils, or food products.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Adios on May 30, 2010, 04:27:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 30, 2010, 03:29:19 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:28:33 AM
Bring a slip'n'slide.  Act crestfallen when you can't find running water.

Fuck that noise. 

Refuse to let it stop you, and run the slip n slide with vaseline or other various lubricants, cooking oils, or food products.

Kinky.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 30, 2010, 06:11:26 PM
For some reason the thought of pouring cooking oil on a slip n slide makes me kind of :vom:




weltburger
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on May 30, 2010, 10:46:06 PM
I would greatly apprecciate if you didn't attract the annoying n00b to this thre3ad, Nigel, please. :x

Did'nt bring a slip n slide, been doing a lot of walking and drivijg, and drive by flashing. which isnt what you think it would be.

also, fuck spelling and capitalling cuz i have a mondo headache right now.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 31, 2010, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 30, 2010, 10:46:06 PM
I would greatly apprecciate if you didn't attract the annoying n00b to this thre3ad, Nigel, please. :x

Did'nt bring a slip n slide, been doing a lot of walking and drivijg, and drive by flashing. which isnt what you think it would be.

also, fuck spelling and capitalling cuz i have a mondo headache right now.

Um, the point is that if the whole board is spammed up with his name, his searches become meaningless. What he's doing is searching for threads where he's been mentioned. That's why I was inviting other people to join in. If every thread on the board contains his name, his name no longer attracts him to any of them.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on May 31, 2010, 12:14:58 AM
Oh.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on June 01, 2010, 03:12:49 AM
I'm back now, and didn't die. I took pictures and will get them developed. :) I got some writing to go with them.
Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Jasper on June 02, 2010, 05:16:22 AM
Sounds fun.  Was it hatefully desolate or charmingly austere?

Title: Re: So the Sirens of Tucson are a-calling...
Post by: Freeky on June 02, 2010, 05:14:17 PM
It's a surprise for you lot. :D