Poll
Question:
If you had to eat people, would you prefer to eat:
Option 1: someone you liked?
votes: 6
Option 2: someone you didn't like?
votes: 24
If you HAD to eat people... would you prefer to eat someone you liked, or someone you didn't like?
Surprisingly difficult question. I chose someone I like because I figured I wouldn't want someone else eating someone I like and at least their body would be going to a good cause like my continued survival. Also I'd rather be eaten by someone who likes me than by someone who doesn't, so I figured they also might feel that way.
Someone I liked. Because, at least I'll have some idea of where my food has been.
Depends on who's the most tasty and least poisonous?
That seems rather obvious, because eating someone I like would mean that someone I like was dead, and that would make me sad.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on June 01, 2010, 06:59:00 PM
That seems rather obvious, because eating someone I like would mean that someone I like was dead, and that would make me sad.
Yeah, that was my thought too.
The pretty one. Presentation is nine tenths of the meal.
Are we talking kill and eat, or both people died and we have to pick a body to cook?
Those are very different questions.
If I was forced with the choice I would eat someone I hated. If I was on one of those - hypothetical question/get out of jail free - tickets I don't think I'd have a moral problem with it. In fact I'd prolly enjoy the meal all the more.
P3nT - Proving that some laws are there to protect you from people like me, ITT :evil:
Someone I didn't like, because if I only ate peopleI liked, I would be surrounded by people that I hated.
Quote from: Hawk on June 01, 2010, 07:02:39 PM
The pretty one. Presentation is nine tenths of the meal.
Good call.
Can I have a French one please? I think having your meat already flavoured with garlic could save a lot of time in the kitchen . . .
btw I voted b] though I'm not sure I actually like anybody much - who knew that misanthropy might dictate dietary preferences . . .
who ever was willing would put up less of a fight
then again you could drug them...
For me it would be a very intimate thing, and I prefer to share intimacy with people I like. Although it can be nice with someone you hate too, but that wasn't an option.
By the time I was hungry enough to eat someone, It wouldn't matter whether I liked them or not. Or even whether they were dead or not. Once Survival kicks in, food is food. Starting to salivate now as it is. Good job there is food in the house.
Both, because I am greedy.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 01, 2010, 08:49:42 PM
Someone I didn't like, because if I only ate peopleI liked, I would be surrounded by people that I hated.
This is the best argument so far.
I don't see an option for "not picky".
there is some shit i will not eat
Quote from: Richter on June 02, 2010, 02:46:29 AM
there is some shit i will not eat
Then get out of my way, Mr E E Cummings.
Me and person I like would team up on person I don't like and feast on delicious human flesh.
I'll eat long pig but only lean long pig. Human fat is disgusting.
I'm with Kai. Health of the specimen before social connections in a survival situation.
This. I'm eating the vegetarians first.
Bankers. IF I was forced to eat another human, there's a good chance this means the economy has failed, so I'll be getting my food right from the people who took it all away.
Fuck the bankers, they made us starve, they can help feed us.
:lol:
I might just opt to eat babies.
They sound delish...
Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming
IM ONLY EATING THE CERTIFIED ORGANIC HUMANS :argh!:
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on June 02, 2010, 05:39:08 AM
IM ONLY EATING THE CERTIFIED ORGANIC HUMANS :argh!:
So...none?
Quote from: NotPublished on June 02, 2010, 05:36:40 AM
:lol:
I might just opt to eat babies.
They sound delish...
Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming
link for being disgusting and maybe NSFW http://blog.banjig.net/files/user_uploads/50638/charonboat_dot_com_baby_soup4_d987a0a4.jpg
:x
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 05:42:46 AM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on June 02, 2010, 05:39:08 AM
IM ONLY EATING THE CERTIFIED ORGANIC HUMANS :argh!:
So...none?
Well perhaps Africans count as organic, but that's fucked up.
Enjoy the transfat.
Quote from: StoreBrand on June 02, 2010, 05:56:59 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on June 02, 2010, 05:36:40 AM
:lol:
I might just opt to eat babies.
They sound delish...
Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming
link for being disgusting and maybe NSFW http://blog.banjig.net/files/user_uploads/50638/charonboat_dot_com_baby_soup4_d987a0a4.jpg
I would not have clicked that if I knew it was going to be a dead baby floating in soup. A little warning would have been nice. Disgusting doesn't quite cover it.
Jeez storebrand. That was infantile.
I don't know whats worse, the pun or the picture
:x
I guess I could have read the link. :oops:
I'd probably rather eat someone I like. Food is food and if someone I like is dead, than I'd probably be damn near close to death myself. For me it gets in to which ones are alive or dead, I'm not going to choose one over the other unless I know whether the liked or disliked are breathing or not.
:bacon:
Quote from: Alty on June 02, 2010, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: StoreBrand on June 02, 2010, 05:56:59 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on June 02, 2010, 05:36:40 AM
:lol:
I might just opt to eat babies.
They sound delish...
Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming
link for being disgusting and maybe NSFW http://blog.banjig.net/files/user_uploads/50638/charonboat_dot_com_baby_soup4_d987a0a4.jpg
I would not have clicked that if I knew it was going to be a dead baby floating in soup. A little warning would have been nice. Disgusting doesn't quite cover it.
I was about to click until I read this post, thanks. Is it really a dead baby floating in soup?? :vom:
I'm not really curious enough to find out.
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 02, 2010, 02:22:24 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 02, 2010, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: StoreBrand on June 02, 2010, 05:56:59 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on June 02, 2010, 05:36:40 AM
:lol:
I might just opt to eat babies.
They sound delish...
Its a well known fact that babies cause Global Warming
link for being disgusting and maybe NSFW http://blog.banjig.net/files/user_uploads/50638/charonboat_dot_com_baby_soup4_d987a0a4.jpg
I would not have clicked that if I knew it was going to be a dead baby floating in soup. A little warning would have been nice. Disgusting doesn't quite cover it.
I was about to click until I read this post, thanks. Is it really a dead baby floating in soup?? :vom:
I'm not really curious enough to find out.
It looks surprisingly real, though I suppose it can't be.
http://www.abortiontv.com/Glitch/AbortedBabiesSoldAsHealthFood.htm
Aborted Babies sold as health food in China.
Every article I've seen seems suspect but when I brought this up in class my teachers clammed up so I don't know if it really happens. I don't think that pic is real.
Quote from: StoreBrand on June 02, 2010, 09:09:59 PM
http://www.abortiontv.com/Glitch/AbortedBabiesSoldAsHealthFood.htm
Aborted Babies sold as health food in China.
Every article I've seen seems suspect but when I brought this up in class my teachers clammed up so I don't know if it really happens. I don't think that pic is real.
Yeah I just did a search for it, I don't know why, and apparently that pic IS real. I believe I will go vomit out of my eyeballs now, and try to use some drano on my brain to get that image out of it.
Damn, why did I start this thread? Fuck.
Shit, sorry. Didn't mean to ruin the thread.
Dude. Don't worry about it. It was a ridiculous fluff thread anyway.
Quote from: StoreBrand on June 02, 2010, 09:21:23 PM
Shit, sorry. Didn't mean to ruin the thread.
Don't sweat it. Threads like these are the intellectual equivalent of baby food.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 11:32:50 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on June 02, 2010, 09:21:23 PM
Shit, sorry. Didn't mean to ruin the thread.
Don't sweat it. Threads like these are the intellectual equivalent of baby food.
:horrormirth:
Okay, now I'm scared. Was I the only one who was :| about the image?
dont look at me unless im due for a brain wash, usually tend to avoid the :horrormirth:
Quote from: Vene on June 03, 2010, 03:39:35 AM
Okay, now I'm scared. Was I the only one who was :| about the image?
Didn't click.
When it turned out to be probably real, was tempted for a brief second (car crash effect), thought better of it and still didn't click.
i clicked, it was gross but not THAT bad
Didn't click this time.
I'm pretty sure I've already seen it already. And worse. And the only way I can deal with this shit is by laughing at it and trying not to remember too well.
I used to click awful shit like this all the time, but then one day I figured, enough, as I don't want to have all these memories of images like that in my brain. They do linger about, as I found out one time when I had a half-wake-half-sleep-early-morning-weirdness dream of something like a gigantic heap of dead crawling zombie babies that were eating eachother and also having sex with eachother and I was all like WTF how did my mind come up with that shit.
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 03, 2010, 07:14:40 AM
I used to click awful shit like this all the time, but then one day I figured, enough, as I don't want to have all these memories of images like that in my brain. They do linger about, as I found out one time when I had a half-wake-half-sleep-early-morning-weirdness dream of something like a gigantic heap of dead crawling zombie babies that were eating eachother and also having sex with eachother and I was all like WTF how did my mind come up with that shit.
PD.com taught me to not click on shiny links a long time ago.
When I assumed it was fake it didn't bother me... but now that I sort of think it might be real, it disgusts me. Maybe because my sister recently gave birth, or maybe because it makes me fucking sick to think this might actually be going on in China. Christ, I hope not.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 03, 2010, 12:56:28 PM
When I assumed it was fake it didn't bother me... but now that I sort of think it might be real, it disgusts me. Maybe because my sister recently gave birth, or maybe because it makes me fucking sick to think this might actually be going on in China. Christ, I hope not.
From what I understand the Chinese have some weird ideas about health maintanence (not like we don't, but at least we keep it to exotic fruits and herbal supplements instead of endangered animal products). I don't find it that farfetched. Fucking nasty, but not farfetched. They also apparently move up execution dates based on need for organ transplants.
Ok so we are presuming that all other foods are gone?
I'm looking for the vegetarians first and then on to high school athletes as they are less likely to have used sterhoids and shit but are in decent shape with a lower fat content.
Me knowing or not knowing them is irrevelent as by that point survival is just a matter of opinion and time!
Quote from: Hawk on June 03, 2010, 11:00:20 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 03, 2010, 07:14:40 AM
I used to click awful shit like this all the time, but then one day I figured, enough, as I don't want to have all these memories of images like that in my brain. They do linger about, as I found out one time when I had a half-wake-half-sleep-early-morning-weirdness dream of something like a gigantic heap of dead crawling zombie babies that were eating eachother and also having sex with eachother and I was all like WTF how did my mind come up with that shit.
PD.com taught me to not click on shiny links a long time ago.
But, but, shiny! You have to click the shiny! It is shiny.
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on June 03, 2010, 04:57:16 AM
i clicked, it was gross but not THAT bad
Presentation could be better. It looked like it could have done with a thicker stock, and maybe some nice green vegetables too. And I like the meat in a soup to be chopped up a little bit more. But that's just me, I can work around that though.
As regarding the original poll, I'd only turn to cannibalism if I was either starving or bought into a freaky cult of some sort, specifically the kind that advocates "sin-eating" as the only way to exonerate wicked souls in death. Though usually sin-eaters ritualistically eat a meal placed atop the dead person's body instead of the actual long-pig.
Quote from: Zyzyx on June 04, 2010, 03:08:37 AM
As regarding the original poll, I'd only turn to cannibalism if I was either starving or bought into a freaky cult of some sort, specifically the kind that advocates "sin-eating" as the only way to exonerate wicked souls in death. Though usually sin-eaters ritualistically eat a meal placed atop the dead person's body instead of the actual long-pig.
I see that you've seen that movie with Heath Ledger and the other actress and actor in Knight's Tale. Forget what it was called. Oh, wait, "The Order"
QuoteI see that you've seen that movie with Heath Ledger and the other actress and actor in Knight's Tale. Forget what it was called. Oh, wait, "The Order"
I have no idea what you're talking about there. Apparently you do, though. =P
As long as somebody does, that's ok.
Quote from: Zyzyx on June 04, 2010, 05:25:26 AM
QuoteI see that you've seen that movie with Heath Ledger and the other actress and actor in Knight's Tale. Forget what it was called. Oh, wait, "The Order"
I have no idea what you're talking about there. Apparently you do, though. =P
You should see it. It's not a great movie, but it has a bit of a cool shtick. Sin Eating is part of the plot line.