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Al and Tipper Gore are separating.
Sources suggest trouble started when Tipper found some Twisted Sister on Al's iPod.
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You bastard. I sat there, looking at your post for five minutes, looking for a pun that wasn't there.
Would you say, it was an inconvenient truth?
Also, according to the story on MSNBC.com, Tipper played drums for one of Zappa's daughters.
QuoteTipper Gore was a co-founder in 1985 of the Parents Music Resource Center, which pushed for parental warning labels on music with violent or sexually explicit lyrics. The group drew the ire of musicians ranging from Dee Snider of Twisted Sister to Frank Zappa, who said warning labels were unnecessary and a danger to freedom.
Tipper Gore later became friends with the late Zappa's wife, Gail, and played drums and sang backup on daughter Diva Zappa's album in 1999.
RWHN is right.
Wonder what caused it. To keep this thread fun, I recommend wild speculation.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 01, 2010, 08:09:15 PM
Also, according to the story on MSNBC.com, Tipper played drums for one of Zappa's daughters.
QuoteTipper Gore was a co-founder in 1985 of the Parents Music Resource Center, which pushed for parental warning labels on music with violent or sexually explicit lyrics. The group drew the ire of musicians ranging from Dee Snider of Twisted Sister to Frank Zappa, who said warning labels were unnecessary and a danger to freedom.
Tipper Gore later became friends with the late Zappa's wife, Gail, and played drums and sang backup on daughter Diva Zappa's album in 1999.
wtf, how can you play drums with the daughter of Frank Zappa and push for warning labels on music.
Cognitive dissonance indeed.
Quote from: Lysergic on June 02, 2010, 08:23:17 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 01, 2010, 08:09:15 PM
Also, according to the story on MSNBC.com, Tipper played drums for one of Zappa's daughters.
QuoteTipper Gore was a co-founder in 1985 of the Parents Music Resource Center, which pushed for parental warning labels on music with violent or sexually explicit lyrics. The group drew the ire of musicians ranging from Dee Snider of Twisted Sister to Frank Zappa, who said warning labels were unnecessary and a danger to freedom.
Tipper Gore later became friends with the late Zappa's wife, Gail, and played drums and sang backup on daughter Diva Zappa's album in 1999.
wtf, how can you play drums with the daughter of Frank Zappa and push for warning labels on music.
Cognitive dissonance indeed.
Hypocrisy=America's favorite pass time.
Quote from: Lysergic on June 02, 2010, 08:23:17 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 01, 2010, 08:09:15 PM
Also, according to the story on MSNBC.com, Tipper played drums for one of Zappa's daughters.
QuoteTipper Gore was a co-founder in 1985 of the Parents Music Resource Center, which pushed for parental warning labels on music with violent or sexually explicit lyrics. The group drew the ire of musicians ranging from Dee Snider of Twisted Sister to Frank Zappa, who said warning labels were unnecessary and a danger to freedom.
Tipper Gore later became friends with the late Zappa's wife, Gail, and played drums and sang backup on daughter Diva Zappa's album in 1999.
wtf, how can you play drums with the daughter of Frank Zappa and push for warning labels on music.
Cognitive dissonance indeed.
I think somewhere along the line the Gores decided they needed political makeovers. Al didn't want to be known as big Tobacco anymore so he decided to do the whole Green/save the word/invent the internet thing. I guess Tipper's effort was to bash skins for Zappa offspring.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 02, 2010, 07:14:08 AM
RWHN is right.
Wonder what caused it. To keep this thread fun, I recommend wild speculation.
Tipper woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and it finally dawned on her....
"I'm married to the guy that lost to Bush!!!"
Or maybe it was because he switched the house over to organic toilet paper. That can be a rough switch in the end.
According to the latest sources of (my own) wild speculation, Al Gore threw a few casual fucks up Sarah Palin in the 1980's, and may actually be Bristol Palin's father. Tippa found out, (from Sarah) about two years ago, and turned to the crackpipe in desperation. Since then, her behaviour has become more and more irrational, forcing Al to threaten her with institutionalisation. This threat resulted in Al waking one morning to find Tippa had stitched him into his bed, and was sat on the end, smoking crack, and waiting for him to wake up. She then proceeded to invoke the Wanky shit Demon, before jumping out of the window, and was last seen heading for the hills, howling like a Banshee.
Of course, the source for this sordid tale will always be, at best, suspect, and legally untenable, but still, . . . . . :lulz: :evil: :lulz:
I heard she's changing her name to Alice (Al-less).
back to lurking moar...
Well it can't be because Tipper isn't getting enough wood. My guess is that there was something about Tipper's vagina in Gary Coleman's will that made Al uncomfortable.
Quote from: vexati0n on June 02, 2010, 02:07:36 PM
Well it can't be because Tipper isn't getting enough wood. My guess is that there was something about Tipper's vagina in Gary Coleman's will that made Al uncomfortable.
What will is you talking about?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 02, 2010, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 02, 2010, 02:07:36 PM
Well it can't be because Tipper isn't getting enough wood. My guess is that there was something about Tipper's vagina in Gary Coleman's will that made Al uncomfortable.
What will is you talking about?
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Quote from: vexati0n on June 02, 2010, 02:07:36 PM
Well it can't be because Tipper isn't getting enough wood. My guess is that there was something about Tipper's vagina in Gary Coleman's will that made Al uncomfortable.
Nonsense. Tipper left Al for Hillary.
Quote from: Hawk on June 02, 2010, 03:45:03 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 02, 2010, 02:07:36 PM
Well it can't be because Tipper isn't getting enough wood. My guess is that there was something about Tipper's vagina in Gary Coleman's will that made Al uncomfortable.
Nonsense. Tipper left Al for Hillary.
But I heard Hillary is already having an affair with Michelle. Maybe Al left Tipper for Barack!
Nah, she's taking a page out of the Book of Love according to James Carville and shacking up with Newt Gingrich.