Poll
Question:
MY PARENTS ARE TRAVELING 1500 MILES TO VISIT ME AT THE END OF THE MONTH. WHAT DO I DO!? My dad is a FUNDAMENTALIST BAPTIST PREACHER.
Option 1: Hang a sign on the door that says, "As for me and my house, we will serve... ALLAH!" and have my wife greet them at the door wearing a traditional Muslim head scarf.
votes: 6
Option 2: Get an ENORMOUS bible, and use it as a door stop.
votes: 9
Option 3: Paint a big picture of an erect penis on the bathroom wall directly ahead of the toilet.
votes: 7
Option 4: Be nice.
votes: 8
ANSWER!
NOTA
Register with ULC, become a minister and have a meaningful conversation preacher to preacher.
other: restuff stuff your tissue box with those tissue thin bible pages
roll up bible / principia page in toilet paper roll
edit: do this everywhere
I can't believe I'm the only one who voted for penis.
You can't do all three AND be nice? :(
i say
shave your head and eyebrows
and
tell him you joined this religious cult
called discordianism
While I voted for the penis I think a better option would be mounting a mirror opposite the toilet so that anyone sitting on it will ge a full head to toe view of themselves pooping.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 02, 2010, 04:42:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 02, 2010, 03:55:16 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 01, 2010, 11:56:21 PM
ANSWER!
Be nice. You'll miss him when he's gone.
If I'm being asked for actual advice, then this.
Yeah that's the way to go about it. Family is family. I voted for penis, but, I'd never do that to my dad. We have an understanding that we don't speak about. He knows vaguely what I am and it's not what he is. Nuff said.