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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 02, 2010, 07:45:16 AM

Title: Icecream debauchery
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 02, 2010, 07:45:16 AM
So, I just submitted a couple of pics to womp. This was one of them:

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/kevin80.jpg)

Judging from apartment and approximate age, I can give you the following recommendations to replicate the smug look on your own.

Warning: at the time of this pic, I weighed ~155 lbs. I now weigh 182. Please consult the thread "How not to be a fat bastard" before proceeding, and for the love of god, use sparingly:

Based on guess work, here's what you'll need:

Several scoops of ice cream, preferably chocolate chip or moose tracks, but really whatever you like
Peanut butter
Chocolate syrup
Ground cinnamon
Reese's peanut butter cups or candy of choice
Jimmies/sprinkles/whatever you call the chocolate flavored bits wherever you come from
Whipped cream
Whatever else you want (as noted in colcannon thread, I wing it based on what I have)
Cherries if you have them. Fresh is better, but those jar ones will suffice (I already ate the cherries at the time of the pic. They were fresh. It was July.)

Put icecream into the bowl.
Apply four globs of peanut butter
Apply jimmies/sprinkles (optional step- after whipped cream)
Apply chocolate syrup
Add whipped cream
Throw on candy, cinnamon and cherries as well as any other toppings

Sit down and eat cherries, find a place to put the pits
Finish the rest of the bowl
Groan in delight
Go into diabetic coma

When you wake up, go for a long walk.


Post note:
I really don't have much of a sweet tooth- I prefer salty (hence peanut butter) or spicy. But man, sometimes you need the sugar rush. Here's your fix. Especially that now that the weather is warming up (if you're not in Australia, of course)
Title: Re: Icecream debauchery
Post by: Triple Zero on June 03, 2010, 06:44:07 AM
On the note of preferring spicy, next time try some ground black pepper in vanilla or plain white ice cream. Combine with crumbled/chunked chocolate chip cookies.
Title: Re: Icecream debauchery
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 06:45:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 03, 2010, 06:44:07 AM
On the note of preferring spicy, next time try some ground black pepper in vanilla or plain white ice cream. Combine with crumbled/chunked chocolate chip cookies.

That actually sounds pretty good, thanks Trip
Title: Re: Icecream debauchery
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 03, 2010, 06:48:32 AM
Cinnamon ice cream is awesome.  Even better if you're a total freak like me, roast a stick of cinnamon and then grind it in a coffee grinder and then put it in ice cream--it's very intense and much spicier than pre-ground.
Title: Re: Icecream debauchery
Post by: Triple Zero on June 03, 2010, 06:52:50 AM
roast it first? hm never considered that.

do I need to become a total freak like you as well, for optimal enjoyment?
Title: Re: Icecream debauchery
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 03, 2010, 07:02:19 AM
You don't need to be a freak like me per se but you need to get down with your bad self, know what I mean?