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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 05:49:35 PM

Title: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 05:49:35 PM
My cat is currently giving birth. 3 so far. When they eat the placenta it is disgusting.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 03, 2010, 05:55:04 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 03, 2010, 05:49:35 PM
My cat is currently giving birth. 3 so far. When they eat the placenta it is disgusting.

Yes it is. Congrats!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 03, 2010, 05:59:12 PM
Congrats and get that bitch spayed asap.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 06:09:35 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 03, 2010, 05:59:12 PM
Congrats and get that bitch spayed asap.

Please to send $300 US. Thanks.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 03, 2010, 06:16:58 PM
You don't have one of those cheap slash n burn places?

WHERE IS PICS OF BABBIES!!!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 06:19:50 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 03, 2010, 06:16:58 PM
You don't have one of those cheap slash n burn places?

WHERE IS PICS OF BABBIES!!!

Left the cord to camera in Nebraska.  :oops:
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 03, 2010, 06:24:23 PM
OH TEH NOES!

no camera on phone? Dang.

I WANT TO SEE BABBIES!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 06:27:26 PM
4 now.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 07:02:47 PM
6. Anybody want a kitten?
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 03, 2010, 07:22:01 PM
I DO I DO
i wish i could take a kitten :(
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 07:22:31 PM
7  :cry: :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: LMNO on June 03, 2010, 07:23:14 PM
Fire up the cooking pot!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 03, 2010, 07:24:06 PM
WANT KITTENNNNNS
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 07:25:33 PM
KAN TEH KITTEHS SWIMZ YET?  :evil:
Title: Re
Post by: Suu on June 03, 2010, 07:37:06 PM
BABY KITTEHS!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
When Mrs Hawk gets home I will see if she knows how to download from Blackberry to computer.

Hawk,
Soooooo last century.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 03, 2010, 07:47:20 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 03, 2010, 06:09:35 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 03, 2010, 05:59:12 PM
Congrats and get that bitch spayed asap.

Please to send $300 US. Thanks.

There are places all over the country that give discounted/free spays and neuters.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 03, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
PS spaying your cat is cheaper than giving proper care to your cat plus 7 kittens.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Juana on June 03, 2010, 08:05:57 PM
Kittens! I want one so bad, but if I got one, I think my cat might either eat it or run away. Neither is acceptable.


SPCA does it on the cheap. Like, I think we paid $80 to get my kitty spayed. But that was in like 1999.
Title: Re
Post by: Suu on June 03, 2010, 08:08:05 PM
See if you can send them to photobucket or flickr.
Title: Re: Re
Post by: Adios on June 03, 2010, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 03, 2010, 08:08:05 PM
See if you can send them to photobucket or flickr.

:oops:
I don't know how to get them to the computer.
:oops:
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Triple Zero on June 04, 2010, 12:03:36 AM
Quote from: LMNO on June 03, 2010, 07:23:14 PM
Fire up the cooking pot!

STEAK!

KEBAB!

SKEWERS!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 04, 2010, 12:18:14 AM
BUT THINK OF TEH KITTENZ!
/me wants one. Cannot haz one.
Title: Re: Re
Post by: Suu on June 04, 2010, 01:39:16 AM
Quote from: Hawk on June 03, 2010, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 03, 2010, 08:08:05 PM
See if you can send them to photobucket or flickr.

:oops:
I don't know how to get them to the computer.
:oops:

...Can you send a picture message?
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 04, 2010, 04:35:43 AM
SEVEN????


:aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:


wow.

Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Suu on June 04, 2010, 04:36:15 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 04, 2010, 04:35:43 AM
SEVEN????


:aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:


wow.



That's a lot of fuzzy.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 04, 2010, 05:03:00 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 04, 2010, 04:36:15 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 04, 2010, 04:35:43 AM
SEVEN????


:aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:  :aaa:


wow.



That's actually nothing. I used to have pet mice. Unfortunately I misidentified one as female.

Whoops.

Mice breed faster than rabbits.

That's a lot of fuzzy.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: NotPublished on June 04, 2010, 10:28:26 AM
Do you also call female cats bitchs?

But who cares kittens!

Aww ... I want a kitten :(
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 04, 2010, 10:52:06 AM
Technical term for female cats is queens.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on June 04, 2010, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 03, 2010, 05:49:35 PM
My cat is currently giving birth. 3 so far. When they eat the placenta it is disgusting.

Don't some humans do that, as well? For longevity and health? Always found that a tad, bizarre.

Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Suu on June 04, 2010, 03:30:00 PM
It's very nutrient rich.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 04, 2010, 04:32:56 PM
:vom:  any way you look at it
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 05, 2010, 06:58:12 PM
One died. :(
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 05, 2010, 06:58:12 PM
One died. :(

Sorry to hear it, man. Hopefully the rest are pretty healthy?
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 05, 2010, 07:00:21 PM
Tits to Kits ratio was off, the rest are doing just fine.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 05, 2010, 07:45:07 PM
Awe. sorry man.
One usually does die in a large litter.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Richter on June 05, 2010, 09:34:39 PM
Sucks, that's nature though.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 06, 2010, 02:48:25 AM
(http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/HawkShadowsoul/kitties002.jpg)
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 06, 2010, 02:53:28 AM
(http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/HawkShadowsoul/kitties003.jpg)
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 06, 2010, 02:57:37 AM
Quote from: Narot on June 04, 2010, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 03, 2010, 05:49:35 PM
My cat is currently giving birth. 3 so far. When they eat the placenta it is disgusting.

Don't some humans do that, as well? For longevity and health? Always found that a tad, bizarre.



Most human cultures present and past do not normally eat the placenta, but hippies decided that since most animals do, we should too. I kind of have my doubts; placentophagy would be more common across continents and cultures if it was particularly beneficial.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 06, 2010, 03:00:25 AM
omfg!!!! I FIGURED OUT HOW TO ADD PICS!!!!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 06, 2010, 03:01:18 AM
CUUUUTE KITTEHS!

Hawk, if you are not afraid to PM me the area you live in, I will find you cheap or free spaying.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 06, 2010, 03:05:56 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on June 06, 2010, 03:01:18 AM
CUUUUTE KITTEHS!

Hawk, if you are not afraid to PM me the area you live in, I will find you cheap or free spaying.

Imcoming PM
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 06, 2010, 03:19:13 AM
Quote from: Hawk on June 06, 2010, 02:53:28 AM
(http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/HawkShadowsoul/kitties003.jpg)

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


BABBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: President Television on June 06, 2010, 03:51:19 AM
D'aaaaaaaaaw. :3
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 06, 2010, 05:00:38 AM
Quote from: Hawk on June 06, 2010, 03:05:56 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on June 06, 2010, 03:01:18 AM
CUUUUTE KITTEHS!

Hawk, if you are not afraid to PM me the area you live in, I will find you cheap or free spaying.

Imcoming PM

:D
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 06, 2010, 05:26:54 PM
Lost another one. :(
We have never had any of this kind of trouble with kittens.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 06, 2010, 05:55:35 PM
 :sad:
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Suu on June 06, 2010, 07:03:57 PM
Maybe the litter was too big for the mama to take care of them all. :(



Also: D'AWWWWW!!! Can you mail one to me? :3
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 06, 2010, 07:17:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 06, 2010, 07:03:57 PM
Maybe the litter was too big for the mama to take care of them all. :(



Also: D'AWWWWW!!! Can you mail one to me? :3

Just one?
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Adios on June 06, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 06, 2010, 07:03:57 PM
Maybe the litter was too big for the mama to take care of them all. :(



Also: D'AWWWWW!!! Can you mail one to me? :3

I agree the litter was too big and she is so small. We have had her on kitten chow and milk replacer as well. Crossing fingers for the last 5.
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Jasper on June 06, 2010, 10:05:02 PM
Cute kittens!

I've wanted a grey cat for a while now...  Hmm.

I don't think the dog would like that.  :(
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Suu on June 07, 2010, 03:46:35 AM
Quote from: Hawk on June 06, 2010, 07:17:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 06, 2010, 07:03:57 PM
Maybe the litter was too big for the mama to take care of them all. :(



Also: D'AWWWWW!!! Can you mail one to me? :3

Just one?

I has a tiny studio. It's actually a really bad idea to have a kitty in here. :(
Title: Re: Kittens
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 07, 2010, 05:43:44 AM
If I didn't already have 6 cats I'd so adopt those babbies.
All of em.

Cause I'm a SUCKER