Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Richter on June 04, 2010, 06:11:46 PM

Title: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Richter on June 04, 2010, 06:11:46 PM
Call it as you see it.  GO!

On Shakers.  I haven't been able to get salt or pepper to fall out of any of them. 

Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Dimocritus on June 04, 2010, 06:13:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2010, 06:11:46 PM
Call it as you see it.  GO!

On Shakers.  I haven't been able to get salt or pepper to fall out of any of them. 



I'm calling bull-shit on this bull-shit topic. Yeah. I just did that. :wink:
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 04, 2010, 06:20:55 PM
Quote from: dimo on June 04, 2010, 06:13:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2010, 06:11:46 PM
Call it as you see it.  GO!

On Shakers.  I haven't been able to get salt or pepper to fall out of any of them. 



I'm calling bull-shit on this bull-shit topic. Yeah. I just did that. :wink:

Well, now you just roont it, because before you posted your bullshit meta-bullshit, there was no bullshit in this bullshit thread. Which is bullshit.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: AFK on June 04, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Shakers.  The People.  And for that matter, the Quakers.  Both seem pretty calm and still. 
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Richter on June 04, 2010, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 04, 2010, 06:20:55 PM
Quote from: dimo on June 04, 2010, 06:13:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2010, 06:11:46 PM
Call it as you see it.  GO!

On Shakers.  I haven't been able to get salt or pepper to fall out of any of them. 



I'm calling bull-shit on this bull-shit topic. Yeah. I just did that. :wink:

Well, now you just roont it, because before you posted your bullshit meta-bullshit, there was no bullshit in this bullshit thread. Which is bullshit.

He broke it. Total bullshit.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Kai on June 04, 2010, 06:39:23 PM
Humans. Since when are they humane?
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Richter on June 04, 2010, 06:48:37 PM
THAT.

Gentiles.  Not gentle.


Bishops.  Never seen one move diagonally ONCE.  (original quote from BASH.org)
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: AFK on June 04, 2010, 06:57:23 PM
Dick Morris
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: LMNO on June 04, 2010, 07:13:57 PM
Western Civilization.



-with full apologies to Ghandi, for ripping him off.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Suu on June 04, 2010, 08:26:47 PM
Self tanners that don't turn you orange or stain hair follicles if you haven't shaved within the past 24 hours.  :argh!:

Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Salty on June 04, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
Raisens. Some asshole left perfectly good grapes in the sun too long and shoved them in a box? Fuck that bullshit.

Also, paradigm shifting. And snapple.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Jasper on June 04, 2010, 09:12:44 PM
Language.  What sort of shit is that?
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:15:21 PM
Funfairs! They're not fun, and they're not fair!
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Jasper on June 04, 2010, 09:18:01 PM
Cursing.

I know for a fact I have never been level drained by foul language.

BULLSHIT.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Jasper on June 04, 2010, 09:21:50 PM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/roflbot-bYb9.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:24:44 PM
Alcohol free beer! What kind of a fucked up misanthropic shitpipe thought that one up?

And fucking "Grape Nuts". They are wholly bullshit, neither grape, nor nut, yet they claim to be both. They are in fact, bits of stale gravel, and harder than teeth.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Dimocritus on June 04, 2010, 10:14:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:24:44 PM
Alcohol free beer! What kind of a fucked up misanthropic shitpipe thought that one up?

Agree'd. That is total bullshit.

Manure. Now that is also total bullshit.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 10:42:09 PM
Quote from: dimo on June 04, 2010, 10:14:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:24:44 PM
Alcohol free beer! What kind of a fucked up misanthropic shitpipe thought that one up?

Agree'd. That is total bullshit.

Manure. Now that is also total bullshit.
I spent a couple of hours this afternoon digging manure into a garden, and that was total Horseshit. I saw it fall from the horse myself.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 04, 2010, 10:44:12 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 09:24:44 PM
Alcohol free beer! What kind of a fucked up misanthropic shitpipe thought that one up?

And fucking "Grape Nuts". They are wholly bullshit, neither grape, nor nut, yet they claim to be both. They are in fact, bits of stale gravel, and harder than teeth.

Bullshit.

Every time I eat Grape Nuts and bust a nut, it's exactly the volume of a grape.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 04, 2010, 10:50:50 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 04, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
Raisens. Some asshole left perfectly good grapes in the sun too long and shoved them in a box? Fuck that bullshit.

Also, paradigm shifting. And snapple.

Bullshit.

My paradigm finally shifted after being backed up for days thanks to raisins and snapple.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 11:41:50 PM
World War one being called "The Great War". What utter bullshit. Surely WWII, with it's superior
weaponry, more participant Countries, and more memorable leaders was far greater than WWI?
The planning was better, the bombs were better, the guns were better, the Uniforms, everything about it, really.
WWI, Tactics consisted of sitting in muddy fields for years on end, shooting at each other with
crappy antique guns. What was so "great" about that then?
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Jasper on June 05, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
For that matter, why the fuck are my grandparents part of the Greatest Generation?

Sure, I may never have met anyone from that time who ISN'T awesome, but a bit of humility?

Fuckin' bullshit.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: -Kel- on June 05, 2010, 12:49:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63xY0VwLJU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63xY0VwLJU)

Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 01:01:11 AM
And why is the "World Series" called the World Series when it's only ever America that takes part?  Lot of old bullshit, that is! :D
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Triple Zero on June 05, 2010, 01:13:03 AM
0800 BULL SHIT
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Jasper on June 05, 2010, 01:40:15 AM
1800 is a superior toll-free prepend.

And even THAT'S bullshit.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: LMNO on June 05, 2010, 03:19:53 AM
MAGNETS.



How the fuck do they work? 


I call bullshit.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 03:49:11 AM
I second that!

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/ASSORTED/lodestonees.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 05, 2010, 10:34:02 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 11:41:50 PM
World War one being called "The Great War". What utter bullshit. Surely WWII, with it's superior
weaponry, more participant Countries, and more memorable leaders was far greater than WWI?
The planning was better, the bombs were better, the guns were better, the Uniforms, everything about it, really.
WWI, Tactics consisted of sitting in muddy fields for years on end, shooting at each other with
crappy antique guns. What was so "great" about that then?
And while we're at it, I'm calling bullshit on all civil wars. There is truly nothing "civil" about war.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: Vene on June 05, 2010, 10:37:19 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 05, 2010, 10:34:02 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 11:41:50 PM
World War one being called "The Great War". What utter bullshit. Surely WWII, with it's superior
weaponry, more participant Countries, and more memorable leaders was far greater than WWI?
The planning was better, the bombs were better, the guns were better, the Uniforms, everything about it, really.
WWI, Tactics consisted of sitting in muddy fields for years on end, shooting at each other with
crappy antique guns. What was so "great" about that then?
And while we're at it, I'm calling bullshit on all civil wars. There is truly nothing "civil" about war.
I had a civil war once. We took breaks for tea and make small talk with each other. And even though it fucking hurt to get shot, at least they would apologize.
Title: Re: ITT We call Bullshit
Post by: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 10:54:27 PM
I'm calling Bullshit on "Peace Processes" Never mind your "Great Wars" or your "Civil Wars", It's when your "Peace Processes" break out that it's time to run for the fucking hills, as fast as you can! More people are killed in "Peace Processes", by fucking "Peacekeepers", than in anything we have called a "War". The worst "Peace Processes" are probably the ones called UN Peace Processes. (I think the UN must stand for "Not peace at all)