[dok]
Ya'll know me still the same ol' D
But I been low key
Hated on by most these noobs
Wit no cheese, no rants and no G's, no rage and no disease
No guns, no brain damage, and no STD's
Mad at me cause
I can finally get away with abusing my family with unnecessary IV's
Got a crib with a lab and it's all full of racks
To add to the tub full of smack
Sitting up in the shed in back of my house like a trophy
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my weirdness freeze
LMNO, Please
You better wear a spike on both knees
Who you think taught you to puke rants
Who you think brought you the poompy pance
Chef D's 's Hambone's and MRH's and "Bob D O double B's
And a cabal that said muthafuck the police
Gave you a podcast full of insane beats
To bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your forum wasn't doin too good
Who's the dok that they told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you noobs that said that I turned grey
Or that the mad science is gheyy
ya'll are the reason Dok ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me, KILL ME
Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit me
And turn me back to the old me
[chorus x2 - Freeky]
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dok
[Freeky]
So what do you say to everybody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring pinealism your way
Wanna resolve things in a sillier way
Just study a post of MSY.
One day I was walkin by
With an ipod on
When I caught EoC givin me the evil eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his ridiculous tie
I don't give a fuck if it's PD or not
I'm harder than me trying to park a Dodge
When I'm high on pills
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
Hoppin out with a broken dick trying walk it off
Fuck you too Burns call the cops
Ima sechs you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs
And when the mods came through
Me and Dok stood next to a burnt down thread
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still ain't banned yet
From here on out it's the moronic 2
Startin today and tomorrow's the new
And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit some cactus too
[Record scratch]
Nurse Freeky hotter than a plate of sex beef
In a hooptie jeep with the windows up
And the temp goes up with no relief
Callin men ladies
Sorry Dok but I been crazy
There is no way that you can save me
It's ok go with him Dimo
[chorus x2]
[Dok]
If it was up to me
You muthafuckas would stop reading my shit for free
Wit your hands out trying to grope me
Like you want it to hurt when you pee
When my last rant was out you wasn't humpin me
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna come to me for some horrible disease
But you won't get a microbe from me
Cause I'm from the streets of Tucson
I told em all
All them little Discordians
Who you think helped warp 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about puns
Like I ain't got none
What you think I told 'em all
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dok fell off
What cause I been in the lab wit a wrench and a lathe
Tryna get Nurse Freeky off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Cramulus
It ain't gonna be nothin after us
So give me one more podcase and fuck Stang
You can have it back
So where's all the mad ranters at
It's like a bathroom stall in this habitat
But all you fucked up cats
Knew that I was killing a motherfucker
When you were sniffin' around Eldora's snatch
[chorus X3]
Yeah, I'm bored
:mittens:
Damn.
I chortled.
CHORTLED, I SAY!
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2010, 07:54:00 PM
Damn.
I chortled.
CHORTLED, I SAY!
That was way harder than I thought.
I need to look up more gangsta rap lyrics. Perhaps a little something by Ice Cube, or perhaps Tone Loc.
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/i/ice+cube/it+was+a+good+day_20066677.html
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/topic/7101/jackin-for-beats.htm
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/drdre/naturalbornkillaz.html
Suggestions.
:lulz:
I needed this today.
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2010, 07:59:32 PM
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/i/ice+cube/it+was+a+good+day_20066677.html
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/topic/7101/jackin-for-beats.htm
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/drdre/naturalbornkillaz.html
Suggestions.
Oh, hell yeah.
:hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
break it down, doc!
this is slick shit - what's it a parody of? I'm feeling awfully suburban right now. :oops:
THIS IS THE CRAMULUS MILLENIUM
"forgot about dre" from the Chronic 2001 album, I believe.
Word. :argh!:
:lulz:
So when are you laying down the tracks fo this one?
I used to know all the words for Dre's part when my roommate and I were practicing for an open mic night to do it acoustic. :x
:mittens:
This needs a music video.
:mittens:
I can't not pick up that torch! :lulz:
You are about to witness the strength of pure ignorance
Verse One: P3nT4gR4m
Straight out the gutter, dumb fucking psycho name of P 3
From a board called niggaz with Pee Dee
When I'm called out, I got my dick out
Squeeze the prostrate, and suddenly its white out
Screw you, if you steal my pornography
I'ma make you puke when I jack off to goatse
Got no standards, enn ess eff double you
Playin with my poop like I belong a zoo
Trolls start to post free, they wanna flame me
Fuck with them and fry their brain like KFC
Burn em up with ignited butt gas
Shoop a dick straight into yo moms ass
So back out of fread quickly
Aint no arguing with logic this sickly
Here's another quip to keep yo goin
Tryin to get through to me your dick is showin
P3-nT is the tool
Don't make me throw more motherfuckin stool
You gonna lose your lunch, no maybe
I shooped my lips on a goddamn baby
yo srsly WTF and OMG
I'm Jack Nicholson - Wait'll they get a load of me
Knocking walls down with my F-A-C-E
Aint no cunt here as batshit as me
So when I'm in your thread, you're shit outa luck
Cos P3nT4gR4m is derailing this fuck
As I'm banned I just grab a new IP
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight out of PD
:mittens:
That was fucking hilarious Mate! Funnier than science, Funnier than comedy, I nearly laughed myself into losing bladder, bowel, and typing finger control!
:mittens: :damnright:
:mittens: This thread belongs in the vault!
I'm still kind of shocked to see Roger rapping. Kind of threw me for a loop for a second, but I liked it. :D
P3nt wasn't bad, either. I think an "8 mile" style Stand up Freestyle Showdown is in order!
It really helps if you know the songs they're fucking with.
I could totally hear Dre and Eazy E spitting P3nt's flow. It was... disturbing.
Somebody else do one. This fread has waaaaay to much potential to sink :argh!:
Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8GbDYeKVZA
Here it is
FNORD
And you say 'my word,
This is a dope board.'
But let's define the term called dope
And you think it mean pineal, now, no
Here is a true thread
Of the ones that led
And the ones that fled
Yeah
You can post if you wanna post
Who's got the most?
Those spags like to boast
The problem is this - Pinealism
Check out how they're known, and how they're noted
Flailing, derailing
Flaming, blaming,
And PD-ers try to get tricky an'
Post a link, make you think
While some drop a wink
And their band they're trying to promote
And before you click that link, take note
I'm talking about...GOATSE
It was that bad, huh?
We need a :tumbleweed: emote! :lulz: And no, it wasn't that bad at least I don't know the song as well as the other two and I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet. Jury is still out. An who cares if it was good or bad anyway? At least you tried, unlike these other bastards who seem content to let this fread die :argh!:
Yeah, LMNO, and P3nt for that matter, I don't know either of those and work stops me from hitting the links to match them up. I don't want to see this one die, and I might throw some Wu-Tang in here.
How does no one know "Night of the Living Baseheads"?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 10, 2010, 08:43:06 PM
Yeah, LMNO, and P3nt for that matter, I don't know either of those and work stops me from hitting the links to match them up. I don't want to see this one die, and I might throw some Wu-Tang in here.
Do it! For the children.
"Content Rules Everything Around Me"?
Quote from: LMNO on June 10, 2010, 08:49:34 PM
"Content Rules Everything Around Me"?
Content Rules Everything Around Me
CREAM
Get that post count, gotta get the lulz yall
Yes, do it.
PS I knew Night Of The Living Baseheads.
Whew!
I'm thinking of trying "It Takes Two" by Rob Bass.
I wanna post right now
My name is DK and I came to flame down.
I can make you puke with an imagewall
an imagewall
an imagewall
I can make you puke with an imagewall
an imagewall
an imagewall
Look at this, look at this
mouth open wide while it's filled with piss
Ewwwww!!
And that's just the first
now you're gonna have to scroll down a bit
I can show you how to split a cock
I can show you an inflated nutsack
I can upload a million prolapsed
colons swinging down from below the buttcrack
I can find a spike through human skin
I can tell if the poop is genuine
I know all the urls to go to
and I know everywhere they deleted them
Me and my friend found torture porn
me and my friend saw a grain of corn
and guess whose ass was torn
we can post anything we want just look
I can upload faster than you can scroll
than you can scroll
than you can scroll
I keep em coming till you lose your bowel control
your bowel control
your bowel control
Looky here, lookee here
Just a glance is enough to make you feel the fear
A leg
In such a small hole
all lubed up through gritted teeth
I can make everybody claw their eyes out
I can make governments pass a bill
I can make obscenity campaigners shout
"Shit this P3nT4gR4m must be killed"
I can make animals look erotic
I can make you punch the screen in dramatic fury
I know how to roon the internet
And I can make you want to get it banned
Basement dwelling tubesock fuckers
me and my friends wanna cause a ruckus
We post the things that give you nightmares
I do more than your guts will bear
I can fill a forum with some tentacles
with some tentacles
with some tentacles
And motherfuckers cutting off their genitals
their genitals
their genitals
Look at you, look at you
Begging "Please stop!"
And it gets me off to see
you losing the plot
My pron is sickening
My snuff is gross
My motive is giggling
My power to post
I can log on from a fresh location
post geriatric masturbation
Delete it all before you can tell the admin
then blame it on you and you sick fixation
I can make anybody spew their guts up
Just because I need lulz hehe
I can always find something extra fucked up
I have it all saved on my HD
I can post a jpeg that you won't believe
You won't believe
you won't believe
and I have the video that proves its real
that proves it's real
that proves it's real
And I can end the forum in a legal case
In a legal case
In a legal case
In a legal case
In a legal case
In a legal case
I can make you puke with an imagewall
an imagewall
an imagewall
I can make you puke with an imagewall
an imagewall
an imagewall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA)
You're fucking good at this P3nt,
You might even be defining a genre here. Something like "Wrong Hop" or "UK Scat-grime" or "43's-Groove"
I can just hear Tim "Big Dog" Westwood, shouting you onto the Main Stage at Glasto,
Big up my Main man, MC P3nty pl3nty, with his heuwge Twostep 43's groove, that's been ripping up dance floors all over the UK this Summer "Feelin' you Fistin it' , out next week on the "Riptup Rongcok" label.
P3nt, that was disturbingly brilliant.
Heh :thanks:
I got interrupted midway but I'm planning on doing the rest later. :evil:
That was amazing. It was surprisingly easy to hear the original vocals doing it, too.
PD rap-off.....My brain just doesn't know how to handle that right now. :horrormirth:
I like Pee Dee
And I cannot lie
You other posters can't deny
When a noob walks in like they own the place
And a rant against Greyface,
They get FLAMED!
Before their posts reach fifty
(If they keep acting shifty)
Deep in the thread he's jacking
He's down and we can't stop smacking
Keep posting! (yeah!)
Keep posting (yeah!)
Even Dimo's got to say...
Baby got PWNED!
Definitely recognize that one.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real attention whore please sit down?
I repeat will the real attention whore please sit down?
We're gonnna have a flamewar here...
Y'all act like you never seen this asswipe before
All posting some more, like Aini just burst in the door
and started bitchin and whining worse than before
she first made us snore, throwing up over everything
It's the return of the ... "Ofuk, nowai? That's terrible,
don't take the pills, put the knife down, srsly"
And Doc Howl said ... "fuck you, you idiot!"
Doc Howl's pissed, he's had enough of your bullshit
PD regulars hate drama shit
*chikka chikka chicka*
fread roont, ultimate fail split
Look at them piling in posting "who gives a fuck"
"I'm ignoring you", "until I reply to this one too!"
Yeah we probly got a couple of trolls we haven't used yet
but what's worse than the flouncer is the attention they get
Sometimes I wanna take the pledge and walk away, but can't
it's too much fun to stick around and play
"nobody gives a shit, nobody gives a shit"
Kill yourself and fuck the body, really we mean it
and that's the message we deliver to fucks like you
and expect you to lurk moar, and not do what you do
of course you're gonna whine about the way we treat noobs
before they even hit fifty
We got a fucking policy don't we?
We aint nothing but monkeys and we like to throw shit
at pretty much anyone who seems to deserve it
but if you can post like it's your goddess given right
then there's no reason why the rest of us can't flame your shite
Life is tough, dude, get a fucking helmet
Really really discordians ain't what you expected
[chorus X2]
Cause I'm just flaming, yes I'm the real flamer
all you whiny little bitches better go somewhere tamer
So will you please fuck off or grow a set
grow a set, grow a set?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 07, 2010, 10:23:38 PM
:mittens:
I can't not pick up that torch! :lulz:
You are about to witness the strength of pure ignorance
Verse One: P3nT4gR4m
Straight out the gutter, dumb fucking psycho name of P 3
From a board called niggaz with Pee Dee
When I'm called out, I got my dick out
Squeeze the prostrate, and suddenly its white out
Screw you, if you steal my pornography
I'ma make you puke when I jack off to goatse
Got no standards, enn ess eff double you
Playin with my poop like I belong a zoo
Trolls start to post free, they wanna flame me
Fuck with them and fry their brain like KFC
Burn em up with ignited butt gas
Shoop a dick straight into yo moms ass
So back out of fread quickly
Aint no arguing with logic this sickly
Here's another quip to keep yo goin
Tryin to get through to me your dick is showin
P3-nT is the tool
Don't make me throw more motherfuckin stool
You gonna lose your lunch, no maybe
I shooped my lips on a goddamn baby
yo srsly WTF and OMG
I'm Jack Nicholson - Wait'll they get a load of me
Knocking walls down with my F-A-C-E
Aint no cunt here as batshit as me
So when I'm in your thread, you're shit outa luck
Cos P3nT4gR4m is derailing this fuck
As I'm banned I just grab a new IP
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight out of PD
I am extremely impressed. Do record please? :D
I'm seriously considering doing the flobots one. I think I could just about rap that. Eminem, otoh, is beyond me :sad:
P-D.com ain't nuthin ta fuck wit
P-D.com ain't nuthin ta fuck wit
P-D.com ain't nuthin ta fuck wit
There's no place to run, it's our stadium - pd,
you'll see, no place for the weak.
CRAM! shitfuck DAMN! I SLAM!
JAM! just like p3nt4GR4M!
(RWHN)
I be stunnin and gunnin my style is punnin
I'm spottin more fools than Kruger and Dunnin'
In the FAQ thread - I said
Maybe Goddess don't deserve this bad cred.
Doktor, who is that? He's got the word attacks
makin noobs go boohoo like shots to the back.
We fear no one, oh no! Here come
the battle nuns you know that Discord has 'em.
(EoC)
I've got word on this inter tube, I gets rude
And I go and fuck it up
and act nice whilst on a meat up.
With these other few spags
across the northeast, I slam bangers on danger-ous out-ings.
Now why try and test, some of PD's own best?
Blessed since birth, we'll flame in a fest.
Cause we'll bake the cake, then take the cake
and eat it too, the whole crew from one state to state.
(Chorus)
If you got beef then bring the ruckus,
PD.com ain't nuthin ta fuck wit.
(LMNO)
Frostheaves are a tough act to follow,
the Spiders they givin' us hard pills to swallow.
Though, I don't know 'bout tomorrow
their temptation welling in eyes black and hollow.
In music and writing I'm The L-M-N-O,
be they beats intense or soft and mellow
I drum for dolo.
Spags is like "Frostheaves we love you!"
Yes, I, come to get a slice of the punk and the pie
rather do than die, check my
days, all thirty worth praise,
done during a PD malaise,
I wrote it in case you forgot Eris,
amazed? I hit p-town with gays
and I'm for any program like Blaise.
Holy fucking shit that took forever. Well I'm happy with how it turned out. I mostly tried to replace their references with our own, but who knows.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 14, 2010, 02:24:45 PM
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real attention whore please sit down?
I repeat will the real attention whore please sit down?
We're gonnna have a flamewar here...
Y'all act like you never seen this asswipe before
All posting some more, like Aini just burst in the door
and started bitchin and whining worse than before
she first made us snore, throwing up over everything
It's the return of the ... "Ofuk, nowai? That's terrible,
don't take the pills, put the knife down, srsly"
And Doc Howl said ... "fuck you, you idiot!"
Doc Howl's pissed, he's had enough of your bullshit
PD regulars hate drama shit
*chikka chikka chicka*
fread roont, ultimate fail split
Look at them piling in posting "who gives a fuck"
"I'm ignoring you", "until I reply to this one too!"
Yeah we probly got a couple of trolls we haven't used yet
but what's worse than the flouncer is the attention they get
Sometimes I wanna take the pledge and walk away, but can't
it's too much fun to stick around and play
"nobody gives a shit, nobody gives a shit"
Kill yourself and fuck the body, really we mean it
and that's the message we deliver to fucks like you
and expect you to lurk moar, and not do what you do
of course you're gonna whine about the way we treat noobs
before they even hit fifty
We got a fucking policy don't we?
We aint nothing but monkeys and we like to throw shit
at pretty much anyone who seems to deserve it
but if you can post like it's your goddess given right
then there's no reason why the rest of us can't flame your shite
Life is tough, dude, get a fucking helmet
Really really discordians ain't what you expected
[chorus X2]
Cause I'm just flaming, yes I'm the real flamer
all you whiny little bitches better go somewhere tamer
So will you please fuck off or grow a set
grow a set, grow a set?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 07, 2010, 07:45:52 PM
[dok]
Ya'll know me still the same ol' D
But I been low key
Hated on by most these noobs
Wit no cheese, no rants and no G's, no rage and no disease
No guns, no brain damage, and no STD's
Mad at me cause
I can finally get away with abusing my family with unnecessary IV's
Got a crib with a lab and it's all full of racks
To add to the tub full of smack
Sitting up in the shed in back of my house like a trophy
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my weirdness freeze
LMNO, Please
You better wear a spike on both knees
Who you think taught you to puke rants
Who you think brought you the poompy pance
Chef D's 's Hambone's and MRH's and "Bob D O double B's
And a cabal that said muthafuck the police
Gave you a podcast full of insane beats
To bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your forum wasn't doin too good
Who's the dok that they told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you noobs that said that I turned grey
Or that the mad science is gheyy
ya'll are the reason Dok ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me, KILL ME
Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit me
And turn me back to the old me
[chorus x2 - Freeky]
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dok
[Freeky]
So what do you say to everybody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring pinealism your way
Wanna resolve things in a sillier way
Just study a post of MSY.
One day I was walkin by
With an ipod on
When I caught EoC givin me the evil eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his ridiculous tie
I don't give a fuck if it's PD or not
I'm harder than me trying to park a Dodge
When I'm high on pills
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
Hoppin out with a broken dick trying walk it off
Fuck you too Burns call the cops
Ima sechs you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs
And when the mods came through
Me and Dok stood next to a burnt down thread
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still ain't banned yet
From here on out it's the moronic 2
Startin today and tomorrow's the new
And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit some cactus too
[Record scratch]
Nurse Freeky hotter than a plate of sex beef
In a hooptie jeep with the windows up
And the temp goes up with no relief
Callin men ladies
Sorry Dok but I been crazy
There is no way that you can save me
It's ok go with him Dimo
[chorus x2]
[Dok]
If it was up to me
You muthafuckas would stop reading my shit for free
Wit your hands out trying to grope me
Like you want it to hurt when you pee
When my last rant was out you wasn't humpin me
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna come to me for some horrible disease
But you won't get a microbe from me
Cause I'm from the streets of Tucson
I told em all
All them little Discordians
Who you think helped warp 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about puns
Like I ain't got none
What you think I told 'em all
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dok fell off
What cause I been in the lab wit a wrench and a lathe
Tryna get Nurse Freeky off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Cramulus
It ain't gonna be nothin after us
So give me one more podcast and fuck Stang
You can have it back
So where's all the mad ranters at
It's like a bathroom stall in this habitat
But all you fucked up cats
Knew that I was killing a motherfucker
When you were sniffin' around Eldora's snatch
[chorus X3]
Yeah, I'm bored
bumpity bump.
I want some more bad WOMP rap out of you spags.
:lulz: Still awesome.
Does it have to be a whole song? I'm not much of a WOMPer in any case, it's harder with words.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 15, 2011, 07:02:07 PM
Does it have to be a whole song? I'm not much of a WOMPer in any case, it's harder with words.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR HALF MEASURES!
All right, all right.
Boys!
Yeah all I really want is BOYS!
Cuz in the morning it's BOYS
and in the evening its boys!
I like the way that they shake
As I approach them with, say, a stake
A glowing ember on the end,
to mark them as my "special friend"
Ohey, and Dok
We should really ought to talk
It has been quite a mighty while,
since I've had to use much guile
Because those boys
They are always fleeing me
And I can't personally see
Exactly why they ought to be
(Dok: The pile of bodies on the golf course, maybe?)
Oh.
Doktor Phox, real name, no gimmicks...
Two TCC spags go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside,
Two TCC spags go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
Guess who's back? Back Again.
Phox is back. Tell a friend.
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...
I've created a monster cause nobody wants to see Jenn anymore, they want Phox, I'm chopped liver.
Well if you want Phox, this is what I'll give ya: a little bita :lmnuendo: mixed with MSpaint thinner!
A little Twitter to kickstart my hate, quicker
Than a shock when I get jocked at the hospital by the Doktor when I'm not cooperating
'Cause I'm massagin' his prostate while he's operating! (Yeah!)
You waited this long so stop your wanking :1fap:
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag, and I'm ovulating!
I know that you've got a job Nurse Freeky, but the Reverend's rage problem is complicating.
Now Washington, D.C. won't let me be,
Or let Manning be free,
So let me see.
Felt no love at the Shroomery,
But it feels so empty at PD.
So come on and dip, bum's on your lips,
FUCK THAT.
Come on my lips and some on my tits,
And get ready,
'Cause shits about to get heavy,
Just settled all the flame wars (FUCK COYOTE!)
[chorus]
Now this don't look like my PD,
So everybody, just follow me,
'Cause we need a little Horrorology,
'Cause it feels so empty at PD.
I said this don't look like my PD,
So everybody, just follow me,
'Cause we need a little Horrorology,
'Cause it feels so empty at PD.
Little Hellions!
Spags feeling rebellious,
Embarrassed cause RAW still listened to Eris,
They start feeling like prisoners helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells DOK!
A visionary, the vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, polluting the brainwaves,
A rebel so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that life's kicking our ass,
It's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see
Such a greatf human tragedy?
You asked for me?
Well I'm back.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Fixin' Blight's antenna, Tune it in,
Then I'm gonna enter in,
Get under his skin like a splinna.
The center of attention, back from the winta,
I'm interesting, the best thing since breast-feeding, infesting your glans and nesting!
*Bzzt* Testing, attention please!
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions /b/,
Here's my ten cents: :mittens:
My two cents is free: :fuckmittens:
A nuisance, whose scent?
You sent for me?
[chorus]
A-tisket, a-tasket, I'll got tit-for-tat with
anyone who's talkin' this shit or that shit,
Shub-Crackereth,
you can get your ass kicked,
you're than those little Pop-Tart has-beens.
And you, Coyote?
You suck worse than Tay Zonday,
Refugee spag, just blow me,
You don't even know me.
You're too slow, let it go, it's over.
NOBODY LISTENS TO LMNO!
Let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with whole list of new insults,
I've been dope with a pencil ever since Kai changed his name to a symbol.
But sometimes it just seems
like everybody wants to fuck with me.
This must mean I am slut-ty,
but it's just me, I'm just obscene.
Though I'm not the first queen of constant flirting,
I am the worst thing since Elvira's DDs,
I do blue humor so selfishly,
And use it to get myself horny! (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
For twenty million other self-serving jerks,
But no matter how many spags at PD,
It would be so boring without me!
[chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
:lulz:
You have to sing these and post on Youtube.
CAN'T...BREATHE... :lulz:
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 16, 2011, 01:10:33 AM
You have to sing these and post on Youtube.
As soon as I get over this cold. :lulz:
Shit, this fread went WILD! AWESOMENESS, man!
(Roughly )To the tune of Tupac's "California Love".
Oh Discordia, knows how to party,
At pd.com, we're not re-tardy,
In the forums, of Lady Eris,
In the forums, of our choice,
In the forums, you hear our voice,
we should get Trolling awards,
for pwning all of your boards,
Let me welcome everybody to Discord-eye ay,
we know that you can see us,
but you're too scared to play,
you been lurking forever, but you've not posted yet,
cuz we're the worst damned forum on the inter-net, Word!
(troofpaste baby, in your face, baby)
Cram's verse
Why is everybody concerned about Howl?
he's just an old tired dude,
with a nasty growl,
chewing old bones in a darkened room,
Old fool, just another crazy prophet of doom,
(doom, doom baby, soon soon baby)
pd.com could be so much more,
if people weren't too afraid to stick their heads round the door,
In case Dok Howl's still keeping a score,
fapping with the womp boys, takin' the tour,
Dok's verse
(Fap fap baby, oil it up baby)
Well Howl is here, and his advice?
Shut up you stinky Hippy, and stop being nice,
that shit's ain't helping me be king of this place,
and I've started swelling up, when I hear your face,
(swollen up baby, skullfucker? maybe)
So go back to your larping,
It's up your street,
Or go and see how many O-ran-ges you can eat,
You can call it a GASM, let us know how it goes,
You need TP for your bunghole, when your sphincter blows,
right off!
Oh Discordia, gets people scowlin',
At pd.com, is that Dok Howl in?,
In the city, city of Tuscon,
In your forums, in your face,
Trollin' Pagans, trolling teabags,
Trollin' e-ver-y one, with a H.I.M.E.O.B.S Gun,
So why not swing by the womping thread,
all we need is a picture of your ugly head,
so we can ramp up the lulz, at your expense,
make you wish you'd never crossed the lurkers fence,
(fence fence baby, womping you maybe)
If whitr hot bile is what you want to feel,
go and have a rant, it's no big deal,
we've got a dedicated board where you can spill your guts,
But do it soon, because your whiny voice is driving us nuts,
(Nuts nuts baby, spill your gets guts baby)
You might see BadBeast, throwing some fnord,
a one man Britspag Anarchist horde,
Speed fuelled rants of purest rage,
they're should have kept that motherfucker
locked up in a cage, too late,
BadBeast baby, want your babys)
He's got the mystical visions,
like William Blake,
showin' him the correct motorcycle to take,
don't let your guard down, cuz if you give him a chance,
he'll charm his wicked way into your girlfriend's pance,
(Pance pance baby, with your girlfriend? maybe)
So come on motherfuckers,
let's see what you got,
you pussy arsed lurkers, jump into our pot,
we're not fucking monsters, but we will reshape you,
and we won't tie you up, and anally rape you.
quite yet.
Come on, all you lurkers in our internet tubes,
we'd really fucking like a few more n00bs,
It makes no difference if you come to Troll,
or if you're a pin- knee- all -ist, a pagan,
or a hippy arsehole,
We want bite sized chunks from all of you,
we'll not stop short of callin' you,
out for the stupid stuff that you're going to say,
and when we're done, then you can go away. Or stay.
:lulz:
At first I was all :crankey: and then I was all "it is what it is".
However, I am not king of this place. That's Squid, who simply hands me instructions.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 06:53:47 PM
:lulz:
At first I was all :crankey: and then I was all "it is what it is".
However, I am not king of this place. That's Squid, who simply hands me instructions.
Yeah, I know, I did hase it down different, on a wordpad document, but my fucking shatty PC crashed and I lost it. Had to re-do it from unintelligible notes, scrawled on paper. Paper, ffs.!
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 07:12:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 06:53:47 PM
:lulz:
At first I was all :crankey: and then I was all "it is what it is".
However, I am not king of this place. That's Squid, who simply hands me instructions.
Yeah, I know, I did hase it down different, on a wordpad document, but my fucking shatty PC crashed and I lost it. Had to re-do it from unintelligible notes, scrawled on paper. Paper, ffs.!
Who does THAT? :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 07:12:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 06:53:47 PM
:lulz:
At first I was all :crankey: and then I was all "it is what it is".
However, I am not king of this place. That's Squid, who simply hands me instructions.
Yeah, I know, I did hase it down different, on a wordpad document, but my fucking shatty PC crashed and I lost it. Had to re-do it from unintelligible notes, scrawled on paper. Paper, ffs.!
Who does THAT? :lol:
Well, I know who won't be doing it again, unless he's sat somewhere sensible, with a flat surface at least, to lean on! (Me)
Sat on the crapper, balancing a Hemingway notebook on my lap, trying to scrawl stuff down with a 2 inch stub of blunt pencil is less than conducive to a creative atmosphere. Especially when you take into account the stench rising up from the 9 coiler I'd just wrestled into submission.
Lawks a mercy!
Bump for lulz. :lulz:
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Dok Phoxy
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Dok Phoxy.
[Repeat]
Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of your eyelids?
(Uh-huh!)
Wanna try this , do exactly like I did?
(Yeah, yeah!)
Try 'cid, end us as fucked up as Wizard Joseph?
(Huh?)
His brain's deadweight,
We tried to set him straight,
But now the only option is to let him suffocate.
(Uhhhh....)
And Doktor Howl said: "Dok Phoxy you're a shitneck!"
NUH-UH!
"And you're messing with my tape deck!
Man, you're worse than Ben Affleck!"
Well, since age twelve,
I've felt like someone else.
Since hung my original self
off the top bunk with a belt.
Got pissed off
And ripped Wyldkat's tits off.
And then BH jacked off.
So I had to blow his dick off, like Kris Kross.
I'll down a quick round of Cap,
And bust ya ass
Faster than that fucking snitch
At the Trad Witch crap.
C'mere' ED!
(Phoxy wait a minute that's my friend, see?)
I don't give a fuck,
Dok sent me to fuck the whole world up!
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Dok Phoxy
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Dok Phoxy.
[Repeat]
Lots of people try to commit suicide in junior high.
The only problem is not enough of them actually die.
So we should shoot 'em in the face with a Taser.
Chase 'em around in a Blazer,
Get out and rub their genitals on a cheese grater.
Yatto ought be put through Fight Club.
Little shit needs his shit fucked up
Shove my armor plated cock in his rump.
Fucking stalking,
Bitch won't be talking about it
And he sure as hell won't be walking out of it.
Ninety-nine percent of our lives we've been lied to.
When did y'all find out that your mom has more sex than you do?
You should tell her that you're opening up a whorehouse.
Maybe she'll earn enough money to keep you two out of the poorhouse.
When the economy collapses and you can't even afford a lock for your door, like Faust.
You know you've fucked up when you've got CU on your hands.
Slinging shit like a motherfucker in a stupid faux-punk band.
And screaming incoherently like an orgy of Bieber fans!
Then you go to White Castle and start signing autographs,
And there's CU saying "Dear Dok, you're such a manipulative ASSHOLE!"
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Dok Phoxy
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Dok Phoxy.
[Repeat]
STOP THE TAPE!
CU HAS TOO MUCH TO SAY!
Dok, hey wait!
Don't walk away!
Can't you see he wants to bask in your hate?
He's not ready to leave!
He's too scared to die!
(Fuck that!)
So let's drag him to the cemetery and have him buried alive!
He's coming or going?
He can't even decide!
ED just drank another fifth of vodka!
Let's dare her to drive! (C'mon!)
All these trolls are just so deprived.
Not one has been laid in years,
And they're just too dumb to survive!
They blow worse than Ang Lee's "Incredible Hulk"
They just shit when they talk,
They never even learned to walk the walk.
When they were new they used to get so angry they'd talk shit,
BUT HOW YOU GONNA FUCK WITH US WHEN YOU AIN'T GOT NO DICK?
Maybe they should lay awake and strap themselves to the bed.
Put a bullet proof vest on and shoot themselves in the head!
They get steaming mad,
Cry that Dok's so bad,
And that we ruined their life and those dreams they had!
Hi! My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Dok Phoxy
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is Dok Phoxy.
[Repeat x4]
:lulz:
You have issues.
:mittens:
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 02, 2011, 04:00:52 AM
:lulz:
You have issues.
:mittens:
Yeah, yeah, I'm an ultraviolent fuck with sociopathic tendencies. :lulz:
:lulz:
And because i did that one, I had to do this one:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention pease?
Would the real Doktor Howl please stand up?
I repeat: Would the real Doktor Howl please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you've never seen a misanthrope before
Jaws on the floor, like Wyldkat and BH just burst through the door,
And he started choking his cock while he was choking his whore,
Fucked up for sure, throwin' her over furniture (ahh!)
It's the return of the ... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't do what I think he did, did he?"
And TGRR said... NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS!
TGRR's dead, he's locked in Dok's basement!
Feminist women love to get at him,
"Look at him, walking around,
Talking about you-know-what,
Pissing on you-know-who."
"Yeah, but he's so mean though!"
Yeah, he's probably got a few screw up in his head loose,
But no worse than what goes in your bedrooms.
Sometimes he goes around PD, and just lets loose, but he can't
Liam loses his shit like someone set fire to his pubes,
"This gets people lynched, this gets people lynched!"
And if we're lucky he might just be the proof of this...
And that's message that we spread to little kids,
And then we expect them to know what freedom is,
Of course they're gonna think force is okay
By the time they hit fourth grade!
They watch FOX News, don't they?
They're all just animals.
We should feed them to the cannibals
And watch 'em cut 'em like cantaloupes.
But here we give corporations the right to vote,
But for some reason a man and another man can't elope....
If you feel like I feel, he's got the antidote
Make you wet your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes....
I'm Dok Phoxy, yes, I'm elucidating,
But I'm just a proxy, and not intimidating,
So won't the real Doktor Howl please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Repeat]
Wyldkat don't gotta cuss to make her point.
Well, I do, so fuck her, and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about offending her granny?
Half of you dicks can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Phox, what if you did, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you could feel comfortable here?
What's next? Want me to discuss Britney Spears?
Shit, LMNO better switch me chairs,
So I can sit next to Requia and Fuckface the Third,
And listen to them argue about who I pissed on worse.
You little bitch, it's like gargling with glass when you post to PD,
"Yeah, it's okay to call them Lapps, tee-hee!"
I wish had that on audio, mp3,
And then I'd show the world how she gave BH VD.
I'm sick of all your little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me,
I have been sent here to destroy. (Like TSC).
And there's a million of us. Just like Dok,
Who cuss like Dok, just don't give a fuck like Dok,
Write like Dok, think, talk, and act like Dok,
And you'll never grok so go choke on a sock, 'cause that's our Dok....
I'm Dok Phoxy, yes, I'm elucidating,
But I'm just a proxy, and not intimidating,
So won't the real Doktor Howl please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Repeat]
He's like a head trip to listen to,
Because he's only saying what you talk about
With your friends inside your living room.
Only difference is he's got the balls to say it front of y'all
And he doesn't gotta be false or sugarcoat it all.
He'll just get on the mic and shit it,
And whether or not you like to admit it,
He can spin it better than ninety percent of the writers out there,
Then you wonder why we eat up his columns like valium.
It's funny, cause the way we're going, by the time I'm thirty
I'll be the only one in the wastelands flirting.
Pinchin' Mad Max's ass when I'm chillin' out with mercs 'n' I'll be smirkin',
While I wait around for them to get the death cars workin'.
In every single person is a Doktor Howl lurkin'
Could be lurkin' preparing a trap to spring,
Waitin' to take a shit on your favorite things
Or in the parking lot, circlin'
Screamin' "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his fingers up.
So, will the real Doktor Howl please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud and outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Dok Phoxy, yes, I'm elucidating,
But I'm just a proxy, and not intimidating,
So won't the real Doktor Howl please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Repeat x4]
There's a little bit of Dok in all of us.
Fuck it, let's all stand up...
Check My Email
[talking:]
That's right noob, Dok Howl in this. Check it out.
I'd like to thank you shitstains, for all the epic FAIL and the hate mail,
Every Internet Tough Guy cryin when he breaks a nail
The admins gave me my ban, and laughed in my face,
Cause they thought I'm goin' from first to last place.
So I'm makin out another hateshit list,
Dutch scat and porn with fish.
Goatse, tubgirl, cactus is as close to sane as I can get it,
Hopin this weekend I proxy over for a visit.
But I ain't stressin I'm just countin down weeks,
Hateshittin and chillin so I'm always sleep.
The butthurts want the boss man to catch me IRL slippin,
But they just IRL trippin,
So they bringin me WOMPS of fat nekkid wiccans
Some of them love me, some of them they can't stand me,
Probably cause I got Slack and in the world I ride candy.
They think they put me through hell,
But I can't tell,
It don't matter what they do as long as I got their email.
Get their emaaaaaiiiillll, their email. Their email. (Run IP, run IP, run IP)
Get their emaaaaaiiiillll, their email. Their email. (Run IP, run IP, run IP)
Ain't nothin on the TV but Jerry Springer,
This racist's IP and CU's are a ringer
Fuckin with Jenne and Hawk, he's such a wreck
He's butthurt from that time I shit down his neck
Certain pagans try to give me a hard time,
And the admin's watching tryin to catch me throwin up HIMEOBS signs.
For no reason at all, they constantly harrass me,
Tryin to get me to lose my temper, so they can gas me.
It's funny,
Cause I got so much hateshit they can't take none of it from me,
They just mad cause they forum smells like pee.
And still gotta jack off in they basements, with they cheeto stained dick,
Takin it out on me, cause I broke Church of Google with a shit brick
But it's all right I just lay back,
I love to see they faces when Nigel fucks up their slack
Meanwhile I can't even tell I'm banned,
Who wants one of my alts? I'm doin swell,
Y'all can kiss my ass on the way to sending hate mail.
Send hate maaaaaiiiillll, send hate mail. Hate mail. (Hate mail, hate mail, hate mail)
You can eat a bag of diiiiiiiiiiiicks, bag of dicks, bag of dicks. (bag of dicks, bag of dicks, bag of dicks)
http://www.urbanlyrics.com/lyrics/zro/bringmymail.html
Lyrics to "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" By Geto Boyz, Office Space Soundtrack.
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/geto+boys/damn+it+feels+good+to+be+a+gangsta_20059876.html
damn it feels good to be discordian
a really real discordian plays his cards right
a really real discordian always runs his fuckin mouth
cause a really real discordian loves to start fights.
and primates always gotta Dok-fap
showin all his boys how he got him
but really real discordians don't e-prime
'cause really real discordians done shot him
and everythings chaos in the mind of eris
cause discordians tend to think deep
up three sixty five a year 24/7
cause really real discordians don't sleep
and all I gotta say to you
wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin' pussy-eatin' trolls
cause when the toilet pisses back what the fuck you gonna do
shoulda kept a lid on the bowl.
damn it feels good to be discordian
laughin at the poor and the sick
although i'm broke as a joke
sometimes I just want to be a dick.
damn it feels good to be discordian
i mean one that you don't really know
rollin thru the forum like a troll
shittin everywhere that you fuckers go.
now really real discordians come in all shapes and colors
some got bored in the past
but this discordian's an odd one
learned to enjoy it up the ass.
damn it feels good to be discordian
a real discordian that takes shits
really real discordians get the dark empress
ask that discordian named trix
now nigel looks at trix like a stop sign
and plays the role of hard to get
but if trix was native to portland
he'd be all fuckin over that shit.
'cause PD.com be "a poker game"
as ECH told me one time
"then you came in and ran your fucking mouth"
like pulling up a chair is a crime.
really real discordians DO talk much
cause maybe we got some shit to say
you can watch me dribble or watch your cards
but don't act like i'm standin in your way.
now when you on PD talkin shit takin shits
ignorin the state the board be in
i'll just kick back and peep game
'cause damn it feels good to be discordian.
Bump for later use...
So you old MindFuckers thought I was gonna lurk my style?
What are you saying n00b? saying n00b? saying n00b?
To all the lurkers, spags and PD ops,
Here's some apple sauce, on your fnord chops.
This n00b's like this, in chaos born
Cut my third eye watching two cup porn
Shroom caps, bar stool whaps,
Harsh truth laughing, and high stakes faps,
Wholly fuct discordian for lolz I might
be looking this way because I want a fight
But if I am, I gotta say this straight
feed the troll, you're on the plate
Wanna look so good, impress your scene
I scratch my itch flaying your e-peen.
If you ask me, what this shit's about, I'll say it's about Kallisti
But if you tell me, I've got it wrong, I'll just say or kill me.
Pinealist replied to me and wrote, "Chicken log disaster
who jaw 2.3. suck-on-a-bee stand the rug his master?"
I said, what are you sayin' with your fuct mouth
are you jacking novacaine?
Ask your shrink, Doctor Gonzo, I'll bet he'll feel my pain.
Like, one year he hid in my shed and slipped me orange sunshine.
He glibbed my frock, ness to yay, holy fuck my mind.
What is chao? Chao is some shit
I lean on Eris when low on wit
Yeah, I'll lean on Eris just like Mal
Like Gomer P. sounded nasal.
You can call me n00b but say it nice,
You'll get me butt hurt and I'll spread my lice.
You see I've no mittens, I've barely two thumbs,
No Le, No Le, this song got dumbs. BITCH!
MY NEED IS MOAR.
RAP FOR ME, YOU BASTARDS.
My name is LMNO-metropolis
My lyrics are bottomless
Word.
Bump.
So Dok finna bump
In the days of Trump
President with the speaking prowess
Of Forrest Gump
Washing all America down
In a septic sump
But Dok is a man of action
When he's not in traction
From dancing so hard
He broke the 'Disco' faction
His words are unheard of
With an edge so clean
It gleams with all the sharpness
Of a Richter blade
I don't usually say much
But I gotta a bust
The occasional rhyme
Bitch it's the end of times
As we sit clinking glasses
On our big fat asses
Watching Rome burn
at every turn
With Nazis in the street
Tryna build a new Axis
With fake news and faker smiles
But fuck them and their Praxis
No new worlds being born
Just this one going down
Like a $5 bj from a crying clown
And when it all goes up
We gonna dance in the ashes
Now don't bust this
Casual little rhyme
Cuz the blood moon tonight
Means it's the end of times
And all the fuckers who don't dance
Are going to pay for their crimes
Just one more thing
Before I go
And pay my respects
To those with more flow
Get up or get down
But don't just stay seated
Because Times Like These Fool
Won't ever be repeated
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 21, 2019, 04:52:34 AM
So Dok finna bump
In the days of Trump
President with the speaking prowess
Of Forrest Gump
Well that's an insult to the speaking abilities of Mr. Gump. :lulz: