SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS. (warning! Comedic misogyny.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
I am way too tempted to take a picture of my cock and post it.
if you do, Ill take that picture of my left nut hanging lower then the other one
Mine do that sometimes too. Sometimes I can clench just right to make it move up and down.
...Enjoyed the video, btw.
Meh. Saw it like six months ago.
Oh, come on. Newness isn't everything.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 08, 2010, 07:40:03 AM
Oh, come on. Newness isn't everything.
(http://imgur.com/hbNT2.jpg)
Boobs aren't technically genitals, are they?
Shit, I just ruined the joke. :(
Lyrics were funny, but the performance itself was too lackluster for the humor to have any impact.
Lacklustre, no imagination, plus the bloke is so obviously self obsessed the only thing that he manages to get it on with is his own reflection in a mirror. This is the track he was trying to emulate, and it's shaky enough as it is, but still infinitely preferable to that bilge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItC5KmyYbxA&feature=PlayList&p=38F65AAF39E46956&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=20
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 08, 2010, 01:30:38 PM
Lyrics were funny, but the performance itself was too lackluster for the humor to have any impact.
I prefer it like that, than if he tried to rap and failed. It's better being able to understand the lyrics than not.
Quote from: Rumckle on June 08, 2010, 02:13:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 08, 2010, 01:30:38 PM
Lyrics were funny, but the performance itself was too lackluster for the humor to have any impact.
I prefer it like that, than if he tried to rap and failed. It's better being able to understand the lyrics than not.
Yeah, if you couldn't hear his lyrics, the humour of the whole piece might go un-noticed. :lulz:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 08, 2010, 01:30:38 PM
Lyrics were funny, but the performance itself was too lackluster for the humor to have any impact.
Jon Lajoie ftw. He actually tried to eat Lizzie's face. True story.
Quote from: Rumckle on June 08, 2010, 02:13:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 08, 2010, 01:30:38 PM
Lyrics were funny, but the performance itself was too lackluster for the humor to have any impact.
I prefer it like that, than if he tried to rap and failed. It's better being able to understand the lyrics than not.
I guess. But in my opinion, boring presentation, and therefore boring overall. You could still present it with more oomph and still be intelligible.
The deadpan delivery and overall demeanour helped emphasise the retardedness of that whole - bitches, ho's and AK's - genre, IMO. I prefer the sequel tho - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk) Remember kids - Gangsters don't kill people. Lameass rappers do :lulz:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 08, 2010, 02:23:00 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 08, 2010, 02:13:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 08, 2010, 01:30:38 PM
Lyrics were funny, but the performance itself was too lackluster for the humor to have any impact.
I prefer it like that, than if he tried to rap and failed. It's better being able to understand the lyrics than not.
I guess. But in my opinion, boring presentation, and therefore boring overall. You could still present it with more oomph and still be intelligible.
Well, I was always of the opinion that novelty, or comedy recordings had to actually be at least a little bit funny. Which is where this one falls flat on it's (rather ugly) face. That leaves it nothing to stand up on but it musical merit. I think, considering the "Oomph" of the instrumental content, he did well to stay awake for the length of the piece.
To see how vulgar smutty lyrics, Simple electronic beats and bass, and a humourous video really can all mesh nicely, Peaches has just about got it right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGnYu8cgViA
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 08, 2010, 02:26:23 PM
The deadpan delivery and overall demeanour helped emphasise the retardedness of that whole - bitches, ho's and AK's - genre, IMO. I prefer the sequel tho - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk) Remember kids - Gangsters don't kill people. Lameass rappers do :lulz:
Yeah, I get the joke, but I just can't get into it.
Quote from: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 02:33:35 PM
Well, I was always of the opinion that novelty, or comedy recordings had to actually be at least a little bit funny. Which is where this one falls flat on it's (rather ugly) face. That leaves it nothing to stand up on but it musical merit. I think, considering the "Oomph" of the instrumental content, he did well to stay awake for the length of the piece.
To see how vulgar smutty lyrics, Simple electronic beats and bass, and a humourous video really can all mesh nicely, Peaches has just about got it right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGnYu8cgViA
Uh, vulgar does not necessarilly = humour.
Anyway I found it funny, and Jon's deadpan rapping is part of his style.
That second track definitely had more going for it, in a "Goldy Lookin' Chain" kind of way than the first one. (Which I just found to be utterly without merit) The second one certainly came a lot closer to making me laugh, maybe there's just something a bit too British about my sense of humour to really "get" him.
But then, I think Sarah Palin is hilarious, and worth her bodywieght in comedic gold, so my sense of humour may be a little "off" to start with.
Quote from: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 02:50:02 PM
That second track definitely had more going for it, in a "Goldy Lookin' Chain" kind of way than the first one. (Which I just found to be utterly without merit) The second one certainly came a lot closer to making me laugh, maybe there's just something a bit too British about my sense of humour to really "get" him.
But then, I think Sarah Palin is hilarious, and worth her bodywieght in comedic gold, so my sense of humour may be a little "off" to start with.
No, I think Sarah Palin is hilarious too. What's not hilarious is that a lot of other Americans take her seriously.
Yeah the second track was better, but still not something that I could get into/laugh at/derive mild amusement from.
Heh, Goldy lookin' chain is great.
Don't worry Twid, we'll find you something hilarious to laugh at before the hour is out. (Or my name is not Emily Pankhurst)
TBH the funniest evar pisstake of gasgsta-rap was the unintentionally hilarious tribute to Biggie when all the hardcore ballers changed their tune and started whining about how getting shot wasn't as fucking awesome as they'd all thought it was. You'd have to go a fucking long way to top that one :lulz: