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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: hooplala on June 10, 2010, 09:21:36 PM

Title: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: hooplala on June 10, 2010, 09:21:36 PM
Probably NSFW (http://supersexycpr.com/cpr.html)
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 05:18:26 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 10, 2010, 09:21:36 PM
Probably NSFW (http://supersexycpr.com/cpr.html)

So.... was that a comercial in disguise?
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Dimocritus on June 11, 2010, 05:28:58 AM
Commercial or not, I approve of this message. Safety and first aid is very important.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 11, 2010, 05:30:27 AM
If that's what CPR is like, Ima throw myself in the pool with bricks in my pockets!


bgrgrgrgrgrggroooooow!
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 05:50:50 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 05:30:27 AM
If that's what CPR is like, Ima throw myself in the pool with bricks in my pockets!


bgrgrgrgrgrggroooooow!

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Jasper on June 11, 2010, 05:52:40 AM
I am now incapable of forgetting how to do CPR.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Rumckle on June 11, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Jasper on June 11, 2010, 06:01:55 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 11, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.

Does it make you wet?
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Rumckle on June 11, 2010, 06:03:57 AM
 :argh!:  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Dimocritus on June 11, 2010, 12:31:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 11, 2010, 06:01:55 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 11, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.

Does it make you wet?

:facepalm:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: hooplala on June 11, 2010, 03:21:40 PM
LMNO missed this, or it didn't interest him?  If it didn't interest him, this is truly the end times.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: LMNO on June 11, 2010, 03:31:06 PM
Blockpage, iPhone doesn't do flash, etc.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: hooplala on June 11, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
aarrrgggghhhhh
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 11, 2010, 04:30:41 PM
the super sexy abdominal thrust vid is even bettar!
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:35:46 PM
Ha! Next time I see someone who's drowned I'm totally gonna get wood :evil:
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 11, 2010, 04:38:10 PM
So if you saved someone in a super sexy manner, i think that would be an excellent MF.
they would be conflicted with gratitude, and violation.
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 11, 2010, 09:18:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:35:46 PM
Ha! Next time I see someone who's drowned I'm totally gonna get wood :evil:

And then you'd perform Cardio-Pentagramary Refuckitation?
Title: Re: ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 11, 2010, 09:48:25 PM
 :lulz:

bwahahahaa!!