http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=player_embedded
Enjoy your inability to unsee that.
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Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on June 12, 2010, 05:09:24 AM
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:lulz:
Also, NOT CLICKING.
:lulz: :lulz:
... TSIA, I have no words to express...
Eh, it wasn't that bad.
That frog was asking for it. Slut!
Poor frog. :(
what a cumslut.
is there a Chipin account where we can contribute to buying that chimp a fleshlight?
I thought it was hilarious and it gave me relief :lol:
We're not soo different after all.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on June 13, 2010, 01:31:46 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 12, 2010, 07:27:46 AM
Eh, it wasn't that bad.
Nice try.
STILL NOT CLICKING.
No really Net, it's fucking hysterical. :lulz:
DOOOO EEEET. You know you want to.
That chimp really has some moves.
that made me sad. :sad:
Made me smile. I may be deeply single and in the middle of a record dry spell, but at least I'm not locked up in a cage raping frogs.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 13, 2010, 03:33:55 AM
Made me smile. I may be deeply single and in the middle of a record dry spell, but at least I'm not locked up in a cage raping frogs.
:lulz:
(Still not clicking.)
:horrormirth:
That frog is just trying to give her Tads an evolutionary boost.
Actual funny youtube comment: "someone told him it will turn in to a beautiful woman chimp if he rapes it"
Also that is pretty horrible. I dunno what to think of it though. Is this normal behaviour for a monkey? Would they do this in the wild too, or do they resort to frog-raping because of caged boredom?
It's what biologists call a "symbiotic relationship" The monkey gets his balls emptied and the frog gets some much needed protein :lulz:
is it too soon to bump this thread?
Quote from: BadBeast on July 04, 2010, 09:35:47 AM
is it too soon to bump this thread?
well you did it anyways...
I havent watched it *mutters something about trying to save the download limit.
Relax, he doesn't rape it in the eye socket. Which is what I thought of when I read the title of this thread.
Nice try. I don't think this is ever coming off the list of things I really don't need to see.
bahahaha now thats the way I like to celebrate 4th of July
Quote from: Captain Utopia on July 04, 2010, 03:39:28 PM
Nice try. I don't think this is ever coming off the list of things I really don't need to see.
Such a list should not exist.
It's a short list. It has Goatse and stuff like that video of the american soldier being beheaded. "Tubgirl" was on it until :x and sweet baby jesus, I hope to see nothing like that again.
Cap'n, the goal of folks like us is to get folks like you to see shit like this.
...you're on the losing side of that battle.
join us.
Quote from: Captain Utopia on July 06, 2010, 05:43:25 PM
It's a short list. It has Goatse and stuff like that video of the american soldier being beheaded. "Tubgirl" was on it until :x and sweet baby jesus, I hope to see nothing like that again.
Goatse is actually pretty damn tame and I, for one, am apalled that you have never seen it.
I'm actually a bit disgusted, myself.
In defense of Cptn Utop, the video of Richard Pearl (journalist, not soldier) getting beheaded is extremely upsetting.
If it helps, I've been round since 05 and I still haven't seen tubgirl, or any of the other legendary videos. I have, however, seen the goatse thing, and that was when I learned the valuable lesson of pd.com. Look before you click. Especially links from certain pd.com posters. :)
i have actually avoided tubgirl as well, and i have no idea how...
apart from snuff stuff like the pearl video, i would say that the 'ass pop' video was the most disturbing for me...
Quote from: LMNO on July 06, 2010, 07:41:22 PM
In defense of Cptn Utop, the video of Richard Pearl (journalist, not soldier) getting beheaded is extremely upsetting.
It wouldn't bother me much if I didn't know who he was. Sort of like how I felt when I saw the Stirling Moss crash footage. The gore doesn't bug me, but knowing the kind of talent, the mind in there, is being lost forever at that instant. That part evokes a strong emotional response from me.
Brilliant mind the chimp.
:argh!: :horrormirth: :fap: :lulz:
there's a comma implicit in that statement, but i can't tell where...
Exactly.
Tubgirl, goatse, MEH.
One Man One Jar.
that shit was evil.
This 'Family Guy' link was not quite what I expected. Certainly NSFW.
<a href="http://k-k-k.com"><img src="http://k-k-k.com/familyguyvid.jpg" border="0"></a>
Quote from: BadBeast on July 06, 2010, 09:09:58 PM
This 'Family Guy' link was not quite what I expected. Certainly NSFW.
<a href="http://k-k-k.com"><img src="http://k-k-k.com/familyguyvid.jpg" border="0"></a>
Can the content be safely assumed by the domain name?
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on July 06, 2010, 09:06:07 PM
Tubgirl, goatse, MEH.
One Man One Jar.
that shit was evil.
That's the one i was referencing that i saw labeled as 'ass pop', right?
jar anus blood ohgawdnooo?
yes.
yeah.
that was the most immediately cringemaking....
and it just keeps going after the initial accident, forcing you into the sucker's headspace.
you can absolutely taste the panic and the shame and the disbelief in the face of the obvious horror of the present moment.....
good lord.
Beyond jsut being the kind who decides to video record that sort of thing for posterity (haha), the 1 jar man showed some real...something, (Nerve doesn't quite cover it.), being able to noiselessly pull out the shards from his copiously leaking ass. There's a supposed interview with him too, explianing that he is married with a fmaily, and didn't want to alert them to his plight.
wait, wut?!
as in the kiddos were downstairs eating their cereal when this happened, or something?!
wow.
is it verified that this is a genuine interview with the guy?
why would he allow it to be released, and then fess up to it with an interview?!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
this whole thread
Quote from: RWHN on July 06, 2010, 07:45:50 PM
If it helps, I've been round since 05 and I still haven't seen tubgirl, or any of the other legendary videos. I have, however, seen the goatse thing, and that was when I learned the valuable lesson of pd.com. Look before you click. Especially links from certain pd.com posters. :)
People on EB&G
still trust my links.
That is actually quite amazing, considering what I've subjected their membership to over the past 4 years in terms of shock sites.
I watched exsanguianus.
I had to stop about a second after the 'pop,' when he started to all over the floor.
Congratulations pd. You most definitely got me. :x :horrormirth: :lulz: :argh!: :cry: :x :roll:
Quote from: Captain Utopia on July 06, 2010, 05:43:25 PM
It's a short list. It has Goatse and stuff like that video of the american soldier being beheaded. "Tubgirl" was on it until :x and sweet baby jesus, I hope to see nothing like that again.
Shit, you're lucky this isn't The Good* Old Days here at PD. There was a time when you didn't have to click to see horrible things
*By good I mean horrible and we had mods like Hugh, who is apparently a fan of the post-op ladyboys, that would fuck with our posts and we (well, some of us less savory posters) would respond by doing things like liberally posting tubgirl, goatse, etc.
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on June 12, 2010, 04:37:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=player_embedded
Enjoy your inability to unsee that.
JUST ANOTHER DAY ON BROADWAY! :lulz:
exsanguianus.
i like that... ehhe.
is that vid available somewhere in a .gif?
ETA: Syn, you really need to watch it through. the really visceral part is watching him fish the broken shards from his newly expanded rectum...
Quote from: LMNO on July 06, 2010, 07:41:22 PM
In defense of Cptn Utop, the video of Richard Pearl (journalist, not soldier) getting beheaded is extremely upsetting.
Yeah... that's something I really wish I could unsee.
Quote from: Iptuous on July 07, 2010, 05:37:09 AM
exsanguianus.
i like that... ehhe.
is that vid available somewhere in a .gif?
There's one in the "Tools for Tools like You" (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13574.0) thread.
Quote from: Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 07:48:05 PM
i have actually avoided tubgirl as well, and i have no idea how...
apart from snuff stuff like the pearl video, i would say that the 'ass pop' video was the most disturbing for me...
well to be fair, compared to that, you've pretty much seen it all (except for that BME/zen video which I dunno what happens after 20 seconds of urethra insertion and ball-piercings :x )
but tubgirl is just a girl in a bathtub, doing on orange fountain on her face with an OJ enema. they even thoughtfully pixelled out her cunt!
and goatse is even less worse. It's just a stretched anus.
Quote from: Iptuous on July 07, 2010, 05:37:09 AM
exsanguianus.
i like that... ehhe.
is that vid available somewhere in a .gif?
ETA: Syn, you really need to watch it through. the really visceral part is watching him fish the broken shards from his newly expanded rectum...
I got to the first shard and thought MOAR? Nah! :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 07, 2010, 08:14:01 AM
but tubgirl is just a girl in a bathtub, doing on orange fountain on her face with an OJ enema. they even thoughtfully pixelled out her cunt!
and goatse is even less worse. It's just a stretched anus.
Oh....
my mistake. I meant 2G1C is what i have avoided. tubgirl, i've seen. not too terrible.
goatse i would rank as worse than tubgirl. it's not
just a stretched anus! it's a
horribly stretched anus.
i know there's worse out there, but it is the iconic image.
i wonder how many people are out there that have sought their 15 minutes of fame by taking an image of themselves doing some gawdawful shit, only to have it not take off like these images we speak of?
they go through life frustratedly trying to make their picture go viral, unsuccessfully.
in their mind, their 'achievement' becomes greater and greater, while the slight that humanity has delivered to them by not being duly impressed becomes more and more heinous.
eventually, they may even consider themselves in christ like terms, with their actions being a self sacrifice on behalf of the undeserving masses, the traffic cone up their ass being analogous to the cross he bore...
Ipt, that could very easily be a spin-off sidebar plot in an issue of Transmetropolitan.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2010, 06:36:41 AM
Quote from: LMNO on July 06, 2010, 07:41:22 PM
In defense of Cptn Utop, the video of Richard Pearl (journalist, not soldier) getting beheaded is extremely upsetting.
Yeah... that's something I really wish I could unsee.
Quote from: Iptuous on July 07, 2010, 05:37:09 AM
exsanguianus.
i like that... ehhe.
is that vid available somewhere in a .gif?
There's one in the "Tools for Tools like You" (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13574.0) thread.
Now there's a link that should never be clicked without a Emergency Crash Team on hand!
And yes, I
know the OP was Dok, but he's a
proper Doktor of Horror, you're just a sociopath, and should be supervised at all times.
Hell Beckons, even closer now.
So...any of you guys and girls watched the Zentastic videos?
I did a run through of that whole thread one boring day. Supplementary material on Efukt or Stile project if anyone's bored
Yeah, I always wondered if their first thoughts were, "OH FUCK! I CAN'T UNDO THAT!"
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 07, 2010, 08:14:01 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 07:48:05 PM
i have actually avoided tubgirl as well, and i have no idea how...
apart from snuff stuff like the pearl video, i would say that the 'ass pop' video was the most disturbing for me...
well to be fair, compared to that, you've pretty much seen it all (except for that BME/zen video which I dunno what happens after 20 seconds of urethra insertion and ball-piercings :x )
but tubgirl is just a girl in a bathtub, doing on orange fountain on her face with an OJ enema. they even thoughtfully pixelled out her cunt!
and goatse is even less worse. It's just a stretched anus.
See? You can watch things like this and shrug them off. They will no longer disturb you and you will become unfuckwithable.
Quote from: Cain on July 07, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
So...any of you guys and girls watched the Zentastic videos?
I got through the first two okay, and then I got to the bit in the third part with the scissors and gave a little shriek and closed the window.
Lucky for me, I am exceedingly good at not thinking about things.
ETA: That was my first week here. I haven't looked at that thread since. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 09:20:08 PM
yeah.
that was the most immediately cringemaking....
and it just keeps going after the initial accident, forcing you into the sucker's headspace.
you can absolutely taste the panic and the shame and the disbelief in the face of the obvious horror of the present moment.....
good lord.
Just throwing this out there: one probably shouldn't mix the experience of hallucinogens and 1M1J (lovingly called "ass pop").
You cannot be more in that person's headspace unless you're actually him. d/n/t (or do it, but post a lengthy description of your experience please.)
If humans and dolphings are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, why is that monkey raping the frog. Or is this just another of those "Did you know" bullshit facts?
Quote from: DALEKK on July 10, 2010, 08:12:01 PM
If humans and dolphings are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, why is that monkey raping the frog. Or is this just another of those "Did you know" bullshit facts?
Humans and dolphins, having sex for pleasure?
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Quote from: DALEKK on July 10, 2010, 08:12:01 PM
If humans and dolphings are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, why is that monkey raping the frog. Or is this just another of those "Did you know" bullshit facts?
Bonobos are also included in that group. And it isn't that they're the only animals that have sex for pleasure, it's that they're the only animals that have sex for pleasure all year round. Because, you know, we don't have a mating season.
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 10, 2010, 08:58:44 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on July 10, 2010, 08:12:01 PM
If humans and dolphings are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, why is that monkey raping the frog. Or is this just another of those "Did you know" bullshit facts?
Bonobos are also included in that group. And it isn't that they're the only animals that have sex for pleasure, it's that they're the only animals that have sex for pleasure all year round. Because, you know, we don't have a mating season.
Humans, Chimps, Bonobos, and Gorillas are just about the only mammals whose females show no outward sign of when they are ovulating. That's why we tend to form long term relationships with out mates, so that we are always available to f
ill up their ladyparts with our sticky man's mess. attempt to impregnate them.
But as for being the only animals that have sex for pleasure, I don't believe that to be true. Dogs will often have sex with anything that's around, purely for pleasure, Horses, Elephants, Cattle, lots of mammals seem to enjoy having sex too.
Well, there's probably a distinction between "pleasure" and "instinctually doing it as often as possible"
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 10, 2010, 11:11:52 PM
Well, there's probably a distinction between "pleasure" and "instinctually doing it as often as possible"
There very well may be, but far from being mutually exclusive, they seem to be hard wired together in humans. That's probably why we are so prone to addictive behaviour.