Have you ever had one of those nights where you go home alone but your opposite (or compatible, whatever you want to bang) roommate does bring someone home and you hear them going at it through the walls and when it finally ends all you can think is 'Really, that should have lasted longer'?
Can't say I have.
perhaps next time, you'll take a queue?
it would only be polite, and give the other fellow a chance to recuperate.
Maybe there was an hour and a half of quiet foreplay that you never heard? Sex aint all about bouncing her skull repeatedly off the headboard.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 12, 2010, 06:13:31 PM
Maybe there was an hour and a half of quiet foreplay that you never heard? Sex aint all about bouncing her skull repeatedly off the headboard.
We all come home from the bar at the same time. So I know roughly when they started and when they finished.
Does it bother you because you feel sorry for them, or...?
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 07:41:20 PM
Does it bother you because you feel sorry for them, or...?
More drunkenly (at the time) observing the world around me.
Hah, been there before. :lol:
Nothing wrong with a quickie before bed. Sometime you just want to get off before you fall asleep.
There's that too.
You should do some long term observation. Graph the durations over a six month trial.
Of course keep different graphs for different partners. It may, after all, be a confounding factor.
For science, Tom. We need to get to the bottom of this shit.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.
You should do some long term observation. Graph the durations over a six month trial.
Of course keep different graphs for different partners. It may, after all, be a confounding factor.
For science, Tom. We need to get to the bottom of this shit.
If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.
Man, for a while I had upstairs neighbors who had the most boring sounding sex ever. I always felt bad for them, when I wasn't pissed that they were waking me up at 7 AM.
Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.
You should do some long term observation. Graph the durations over a six month trial.
Of course keep different graphs for different partners. It may, after all, be a confounding factor.
For science, Tom. We need to get to the bottom of this shit.
If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.
No, that's no good.
Send him a letterhead with a detailed outline of your hypothesis and proposed methodology. Try to convince him to help.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 13, 2010, 02:47:06 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.
You should do some long term observation. Graph the durations over a six month trial.
Of course keep different graphs for different partners. It may, after all, be a confounding factor.
For science, Tom. We need to get to the bottom of this shit.
If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.
No, that's no good.
Send him a letterhead with a detailed outline of your hypothesis and proposed methodology. Try to convince him to help.
Wait, won't that affect the integrity of the research?
Hush, we are trying to humiliate somebody here.
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Nothing wrong with a quickie before bed. Sometime you just want to get off before you fall asleep.
This.
I really don't care for listening to other people doing it. I would ask my roommate to be quieter about it going forward.
The girl who's room is right next to mine(7 room place with a common kitchen) drove me crazy this year, she always had friends over who made tons and tons of noise(just partying), and her boyfriend was here all the time, I heard them often enough. Anyway she just is a noisy person, she also coughs in her sleep all night loud enough to wake me up. And then when my girlfriend was over, and we were busy(but not really that loud), she would knock on the wall, which is really disturbing, for me but moreso for my girlfriend.
Now the girl is gone, cos she decided not to take her exams, and we're in our exam period, so it's nice to have some peace from that. But 2 nights ago there was a bed banging against the wall intermittently from midnight to 4am, somewhere in my building, which effectively prevented me from sleeping.
Also, this:
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Nothing wrong with a quickie before bed. Sometime you just want to get off before you fall asleep.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 13, 2010, 02:47:06 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.
You should do some long term observation. Graph the durations over a six month trial.
Of course keep different graphs for different partners. It may, after all, be a confounding factor.
For science, Tom. We need to get to the bottom of this shit.
If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.
No, that's no good.
Send him a letterhead with a detailed outline of your hypothesis and proposed methodology. Try to convince him to help.
I think making him aware that he is part of a scientific study will ruin the study.
Once he's aware his actions are being recorder, for SCIENCE! or not, that will change how he engages his partner.
For the sake of blindness he should not know there is observation and I should submit my raw data to others for analysis.
Quote from: Earthbound Spirit on June 13, 2010, 06:23:08 AM
I really don't care for listening to other people doing it. I would ask my roommate to be quieter about it going forward.
After years of needing to crash on couches or being one of a handful of stragglers at parties until leaving at dawn I have had the (mis)fortune to have overheard most of my friends banging most of my other friends.
I don't really have a problem listening to it so much as I have a problem not having someone around to critique the audio portion of the sex.
Having someone else around to help critique the audio portion is a different situation. I would ask the other person, "Do you mind if we show these people how it's supposed to be done?"
Quote from: PopeTom on June 13, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 13, 2010, 02:47:06 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.
You should do some long term observation. Graph the durations over a six month trial.
Of course keep different graphs for different partners. It may, after all, be a confounding factor.
For science, Tom. We need to get to the bottom of this shit.
If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.
No, that's no good.
Send him a letterhead with a detailed outline of your hypothesis and proposed methodology. Try to convince him to help.
I think making him aware that he is part of a scientific study will ruin the study.
Once he's aware his actions are being recorder, for SCIENCE! or not, that will change how he engages his partner.
For the sake of blindness he should not know there is observation and I should submit my raw data to others for analysis.
For the past x months you had y encounters lasting an average of 5 minutes :lulz:
Next door is having the same problem, banging against the wall with bed and moaning pretty loud. Normally i wouldnt really care but its starting to annoy the pregnant lady. Ive been thinking of leaving things attached to her door, going progressivly worse if the problem posits.
first volly will probably be newspaper advertisements for a new bed
Quote from: Pēleus on June 13, 2010, 05:22:41 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 13, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 13, 2010, 02:47:06 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.
You should do some long term observation. Graph the durations over a six month trial.
Of course keep different graphs for different partners. It may, after all, be a confounding factor.
For science, Tom. We need to get to the bottom of this shit.
If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.
No, that's no good.
Send him a letterhead with a detailed outline of your hypothesis and proposed methodology. Try to convince him to help.
I think making him aware that he is part of a scientific study will ruin the study.
Once he's aware his actions are being recorder, for SCIENCE! or not, that will change how he engages his partner.
For the sake of blindness he should not know there is observation and I should submit my raw data to others for analysis.
For the past x months you had y encounters lasting an average of 5 minutes :lulz:
That's something he'd get after the experiment was over. Or just a free copy of whatever the hell I can find to publish my results.
Quote from: Pēleus on June 13, 2010, 05:27:08 PM
Next door is having the same problem, banging against the wall with bed and moaning pretty loud. Normally i wouldnt really care but its starting to annoy the pregnant lady. Ive been thinking of leaving things attached to her door, going progressivly worse if the problem posits.
first volly will probably be newspaper advertisements for a new bed
...and a ball gag.
and sexytime gasm was born :lulz:
Next time this happens, and they know you are by yourself, make as much sexy noise as you can. That should throw them off a bit.
Quote from: dimo on June 13, 2010, 06:27:04 PM
Next time this happens, and they know you are by yourself, make as much sexy noise as you can. That should throw them off a bit.
:mittens:
Quote from: Pēleus on June 13, 2010, 05:22:41 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 13, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 13, 2010, 02:47:06 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 12, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
There's that too.
You should do some long term observation. Graph the durations over a six month trial.
Of course keep different graphs for different partners. It may, after all, be a confounding factor.
For science, Tom. We need to get to the bottom of this shit.
If the encounter is repeated I'll be waiting with my stopwatch and graphing calculator.
No, that's no good.
Send him a letterhead with a detailed outline of your hypothesis and proposed methodology. Try to convince him to help.
I think making him aware that he is part of a scientific study will ruin the study.
Once he's aware his actions are being recorder, for SCIENCE! or not, that will change how he engages his partner.
For the sake of blindness he should not know there is observation and I should submit my raw data to others for analysis.
For the past x months you had y encounters lasting an average of 5 minutes :lulz:
I think I should also include a scale (1-10) of how loud the roommate is while masturbating and how loud when with the partner in question.
Much like the Richter magnitude scale this scale will also be logarithmic.
Naw, you don't need a scale, just a 3-4 point system.
0 - inaudible
1 - barely audible
2 - audible, but can be drowned out by other noise
3 - drowns out other noise
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 13, 2010, 09:21:44 PM
Naw, you don't need a scale, just a 3-4 point system.
0 - inaudible
1 - barely audible
2 - audible, but can be drowned out by other noise
3 - drowns out other noise
:lulz:
I highly suggest when you can hear a roommate or neighbor going at it, watch benny benassi's "satisfaction" video while on full blast.
or listen to the couple and leave a score card.
Quote from: NWC on June 13, 2010, 12:53:31 PM
The girl who's room is right next to mine(7 room place with a common kitchen) drove me crazy this year, she always had friends over who made tons and tons of noise(just partying), and her boyfriend was here all the time, I heard them often enough. Anyway she just is a noisy person, she also coughs in her sleep all night loud enough to wake me up. And then when my girlfriend was over, and we were busy(but not really that loud), she would knock on the wall, which is really disturbing, for me but moreso for my girlfriend.
Now the girl is gone, cos she decided not to take her exams, and we're in our exam period, so it's nice to have some peace from that.
Jesus fucking christ. She came back to the town just to sign for an exam on monday. She doesn't do anything all day, she has no reason to be here. I can barely sleep as it is, from the stress of actually taking my exams, but this is the THIRD NIGHT IN A ROW I've been woken up between 4 and 5 am. It take me at least an hour to go to sleep, so every time they wake up me, I lose an hour. Tonight I knocked on her wall, and when they wake up, I'm going to confront them. I'm so angry.
Quote from: NWC on June 23, 2010, 04:08:21 AM
Quote from: NWC on June 13, 2010, 12:53:31 PM
The girl who's room is right next to mine(7 room place with a common kitchen) drove me crazy this year, she always had friends over who made tons and tons of noise(just partying), and her boyfriend was here all the time, I heard them often enough. Anyway she just is a noisy person, she also coughs in her sleep all night loud enough to wake me up. And then when my girlfriend was over, and we were busy(but not really that loud), she would knock on the wall, which is really disturbing, for me but moreso for my girlfriend.
Now the girl is gone, cos she decided not to take her exams, and we're in our exam period, so it's nice to have some peace from that.
Jesus fucking christ. She came back to the town just to sign for an exam on monday. She doesn't do anything all day, she has no reason to be here. I can barely sleep as it is, from the stress of actually taking my exams, but this is the THIRD NIGHT IN A ROW I've been woken up between 4 and 5 am. It take me at least an hour to go to sleep, so every time they wake up me, I lose an hour. Tonight I knocked on her wall, and when they wake up, I'm going to confront them. I'm so angry.
Bonus points if you can somehow turn this into a threesome.
The other night I sat down to enjoy a movie and I start hearing playful squeaks that could only come from my roommate.
I gave them 7 out of 10.
Quote from: PopeTom on June 23, 2010, 04:32:37 AM
Bonus points if you can somehow turn this into a threesome.
As I lay in bed, angry, after an hour of not being able to go back to sleep, I thought of banging on her door and yelling "finish her off and go to sleep or I'll do it myself", but I don't think my girlfriend would like that.
Anyway, I just went for a run to cool off, it's 6am now, and I've slept barely more than an hour. I think I'll just get started studying, I have a huge oral exam tomorrow morning, la philosophie morale.
It is a categorical imperative that my neighbors shut the fuck up. At least that's my interpretation of Kant.