You too can be like Nostradamus!
Create Your Own Quatrain Prophecy (d8 version)
1. Century 1
Sitting alone at ___A___ in secret ___B___;
it is placed on the ___C___.
A slight ___D___ comes out of the ___E___ and
makes ___F___ that which should not be ___G___.
2
The ___H___ in the hand is placed in the middle of ___I___ legs.
With ___J___ he sprinkles both the ___K___ of his ___L___.
A voice, ___M___: he trembles in his ___N___.
Divine splendor; ___O___ sits near.
3
When the ___P___ are overturned by the ___Q___
and ___R___ are covered by ___S___,
the ___T___ will be troubled by ___U___.
At this time the ___V___ will rule ___W___.
4
In the ___X___ there will be made ___Y___
___Z___ will have little ___AA___.
At this time the ___BB___ of the ___CC___ will be ___DD___,
___EE___ to its ___FF___.
5
They will be ___GG___ for a long drawn out ___HH__.
The ___II___ will be ___JJ___.
___KK___ will have ___LL___.
___MM___ will have their hearts ___NN___.
6
The ___OO___ of Ravenna will be ___PP___,
when ___QQ___ will fail at ___RR___.
The ___TT___ will have made ___TT___
for ___UU___, which the French will ___VV___
7
Arrived ___WW___, the act has been ___WWII___.
___XX___ was against them, letters ___YY___ on their way.
The ___ZZ___ were ___a___ of a party.
By ___b___ shall ___c___ be undertaken.
8
How often will you be ___d___, O ___e___ ?
Changing laws that are ___f___.
___g___ approach you. No longer will you be ___h___.
___i___ will revive your ___j___.
A. 1 - night
2 - day
3 - coffee
4 - dawn
5 - tea
6 - home
7 - the throne
8 - work
B. 1 - study
2 - bathroom
3 - public area
4 - automobile
5 - garden
6 - toaster
7 - egg
8 - plastic bag
C. 1 - tip of Mount Everest
2 - brass tripod
3 - crack of my ass
4 - nose of a wayward pterodactyl
5 - Principia Discordia
6 - Pope's mitre
7 - lost undersea world of Jaques Cousteau
8 - sock that I found behind the couch
D. 1 - flamer
2 - gigantic volcanic eruption
3 - calculus exam
4 - pixie
5 - muffled groan
6 - flame
7 - noxious gas
8 - gurgle
E. 1 - gas tank of a '66 convertable
2 - bathroom door
3 - void
4 - CD player
5 - deflating balloon
6 - baby's diaper
7 - Garden of Eden
8 - Elder Sign
F. 1 - true
2 - false
3 - true in some sense
4 - false in some sense
5 - meaningless in some sense
6 - true and false
7 - none of the above
8 - neither true, false nor meaningless
G. 1 - red
2 - flying high above my head
3 - grape flavored
4 - hammered into the skull of that idiot
5 - believed in vain
6 - contrived by ordinary means
7 - summoned
8 - poke in the bum
H. 1 - mug of root beer
2 - first of two cups
3 - Sacred Chao
4 - phallus
5 - vaginal substitute
6 - leftover spooge
7 - Empire State Building
8 - wand
I. 1 - the tripod's
2 - the chained up orangatuang's
3 - Cthulu's
4 - your momma's
5 - my own
6 - your
7 - the Sunday School teacher's
8 - Brittany Spear's
J. 1 - great care
2 - no help
3 - water
4 - MC Hammer
5 - Alsister Crowley
6 - a thick mayonaise like substance
7 - bacon
8 - the government's approval
K. 1 - hem
2 - stem
3 - hams
4 - gems
5 - top and bottom
6 - outside and inside
7 - overturned wharf rats
8 - hovercraft
L. 1 - inner child
2- own personal Jesus
3 - long curly hair
4 - vaginal area
5 - mistaken identity
6 - runaway bride
7 - free yogurt sample
8 - garment and his foot
M. 1 - a screaming virgin
2 - from beyond
3 - out of nowhere
4 - telling him to wash his hands
5 - that he can't hear
6 - drowned in ketchup
7 - fear
8 - harsh and unloving, yet somehow attractive
N. 1 - sheets
2 - robes
3 - magic underwear
4 - mothers afterglow
5 - stolen unwashed bra
6 - getaway car
7 - pastor's rectum
8 - unaligned perversion
O. 1 - the God
2 - Otter from Animal House
3 - An elephant in the living room
4 - Your father
5 - My father
6 - Our father, who farts in heaven
7 - Utter failure
8 - A lucky dolphin
P. 1 - litters
2 - little tiny agnsts
3 - epochs of disco
4 - used diapers
5 - twin towers
6 - oily wastes
7 - fanatical gamers
8 - transparent arguments
Q. 1 - tide of unrest
2 - sane
3 - combined might of Count Chocula, Captain Crunch and the Argonaughts
4 - whirlwind
5 - ghost of Chris Farley
6 - Exon Valdez
7 - , Holy Fuck! Pterodactyls
8 - gold changers on Mount Siani
R. 1 - screaming monkeys
2 - faces
3 - feces
4 - orange jumpsuits
5 - bound hands and legs
6 - holy tomes
7 - arachnid like eyeballs
8 - unwashed undies
S. 1 - clocks
2 - monkey dung
3 - large amorphous geletain
4 - the yellowpages
5 - state law
6 - your AAA membership
7 - a yellow submarine
8 - cloaks
T. 1 - entirety of the universe
2 - Machine (TM)
3 - polyp on your ass
4 - new republic
5 - spiders of mars
6 - house of He Who Must Not Be Named
7 - sponge-like appendages
8 - unwashed masses
U. 1 - a urinary tract infection
2 - the PD.com crew
3 - its people
4 - oblivious rulers
5 - metric rulers
6 - Holy Fuck! Pterodactyls
7 - mysoginistic feminists
8 - assholes
V. 1 - lava lamps
2 - aristocrats
3 - reds and whites
4 - flying monkeys
5 - youth culture that killed my dog
6 - hippies
7 - prophets
8 - inbred
W. 1 - over everything
2 - pop media
3 - nothing really
4 - the willing
5 - wrongly
6 - rightly
7 - in tight blue jeans
8 - in soiled robes
X. 1 - world
2 - tiny Kingdom of Lilliputt
3 - galactic empire
4 - secret garden behind my house
5 - eternal spring of life
6 - left earlobe
7 - back seat of my '60 chevy
8 - mind of the Minolta
Y. 1 - an image of a UFO
2 - the 23 Apples of Eris
3 - huge apelike creatures
4 - green M&M's
5 - a king
6 - an image of an impression of something that used to be but arguable doesn't exist in any pertinent form
7 - Charlie and the Choclate Factory
8 - the new continent
Z. 1 - who
2 - what
3 - where
4 - when
5 - why
6 - how
7 - Sneezy dwarf
8 - Millions of Screaming Yahoos
AA. 1 - brutal foot fungi
2 - peace and short life
3 - penuses
4 - children
5 - green tentacles
6 - global warming fetishes
7 - plumes of non-detectable oil
8 - infighting contrarians
BB. 1 - underbelly of the Beast
2 - Erisian Liberation Front
3 - Army of Darkness
4 - fans of Star Trek
5 - ship
6 - marketing division
7 - submarine
8 - UFO
CC. 1 - anti-christ
2 - damned
3 - first season
4 - elephantitis sufferers
5 - bunless hotdog eating ZOOMFG crowd
6 - Regis and Kelly fans
7 - Papacy
8 - South Korean Navy
DD. 1 - found
2 - morphed
3 - WOMPed
4 - lost
5 - Lost
6 - made to sing the Hokey Pokey
7 - won
8 - made by outsourced Chinese laborers
EE. 5 - ran into the ground
3 - eaten by Millions of Screaming Yahoos
8 - torn into giant slabs
4 - ingnored completely
2 - swayed by mass media
6 - governed
1 - argued into oblivion
7 - shriveled up by cold water
FF. 1 - zenith
2 - far horizon
3 - greatest detriment
4 - tastiest
5 - 50th date with Adam Sandberg
6 - best high of the week
8 - highest score ever
7 - smallest size
GG. 1 - flung like monkey poo
2 - hung like horses
3 - called nasty names
4 - drawn toward
5 - driven away
6 - sexed up like never before
7 - driven over
8 - taken by the Evil Queens of Discordia
HH. 4 - smoke session
3 - talking to
7 - fight
1 - fright
8 - boiling in oil
2 - mediocre posting
6 - unemployment line
5 - labia
II. 1 - Insane Clown Posse
4 - Nation of Islam
5 - people on soapboxes
8 - countryside
7 - poker players
3 - heartbroken assholes
2 - slayers of dragons
6 - mathematicians and scientists
JJ. 5 - entertained at last
6 - ignored
4 - most greviously troubled
1 - made to dance
3 - subjected to talk radio
8 - jerked off
2 - never heard from again
7 - lied to like always
KK. 8 - Everybody and their brother
7 - Nobody inparticular
6 - Town and country
5 - Eris
4 - My left shoe
2 - ATT call centers
3 - Bush who is W
1 - Arrogant bastards
LL. 4 - no patience
8 - third testicles
3 - dangling earings
5 - greater ease of use
7 - greater struggle
2 - male enhancements
1 - lost her keys
6 - a misplaced sense of order
MM. 1 - The Raiders and the Saints
4 - Josie and the Pussycats
5 - Jason and the Argonaughts
7 - Pork byproducts
2 - Spastic cephalopods
8 - Carcassonne and Narbonne
3 - Catan and the Seafarers Expansion
6 - Monty Python fans
NN. 1 - eaten by maggots
2 - sharpened to a fine point
6 - engorged for more than 4 hours and have to call their doctor
4 - altered into the form of water
8 - twisted away
7 - tried
5 - fried
3 - baconized
OO. 2 - boobs
1 - gangreenous member
4 - eye
3 - dirty sanchezed ear
6 - spastic colon
5 - coke filled nose
8 - CD player
7 - DEV2.0 album
PP. 7 - peed upon
5 - PD upon
2 - forsaken
4 - showered in gold
3 - sprayed down
8 - hosed off
1 - wet and slimy
6 - placed in two cups
QQ. 6 - his wings
8 - her wings
4 - his vagina
1 - her testes
2 - the earlobes of droopiness
5 - his dog's droppings
3 - all the money in the world
7 - The Heaven's Gate Cult
RR. 1 - his feet
2 - her feet
4 - the break of day
6 - tonight's top ten listings
5 - tying shoes
3 - driving and chewing gum
7 - nothing in particular
8 - creating a funny post
SS. 6 - nazi skinheads
4 - two of Bresse
5 - two of these
7 - Magnum of Opus
3 - idiots in charge
2 - misled masses
1 - Cherry Poppin Daddies
8 - followers of prophecy
TT. 1 - an Orange Julius
2 - a large defication
3 - a constitution
4 - an epic fail
5 - a broken down jalopy
6 - time for a smoke break
7 - Depeche Mode
8 - incarnations of Elvis
UU. 4 - Turin and Vercelli
5 - Millie and Vanillie
2 - Ike and Tina
7 - Donny and Marie
6 - Babylon and Bagdad
1 - Ancient Aliens
8 - the East and the West
3 - Millions of Screaming Yahoos
VV. 8 - run away from
7 - surrender to
6 - hide away from
5 - not be party to
4 - party to
3 - turn into crepes
2 - trample underfoot
1 - rudely serve
WW. 7 - just in the nick of time
6 - after the party started but still fashionably late
5 - with bells and whistles
4 - dressed in drag
3 - on the backs of the poor
2 - too late
1 - in the back of my grandad's pick-up
8 - on Holy Fuck! Pterodactyls
WWII. 5 - enigmatized
4 - consumated
8 - invaded
3 - watched a hundred times
6 - done to death
7 - drawn and quartered
1 - bombed by HIMEOBS
2 - done
XX. 1 - The wind
2 - The whole of PD.com
3 - The first Mother against Drunk Driving
4 - Archie Bunker
5 - My invisible friend
6 - Ron Jeremy
7 - The Knight Who Says Ni
8 - Jenna Jameson
YY. 1 - written
3 - organized
5 - disorganized
7 - spat upon
2 - sat upon
4 - shat upon
8 - intercepted
6 - lost by the USPS
ZZ. 2 - Top
8 - lost boys
5 - Jesus freaks
3 - armed hostages
6 - fanatical few
1 - Sunshine Band
7 - Men Who Stare At Goats
4 - conspirators
a. 8 - sixteen
7 - underage but appreciative
6 - fourteen
5 - eighteen
4 - millions
3 - really in need
2 - afraid
1 - not going
b. 1 - Clouseau
2 - Rousseau
3 - Cousteau
4 - Bledsoe
5 - Belushi
7 - the other Belushi
6 - John Stuart Mill
8 - Gum
c. 4 - underage drinking
3 - preverted altruistsms
2 - these enterprises
1 - great creations
8 - long car rides
7 - ridiculous posts
6 - month long quests
5 - diaper changing
d. 5 - smoked
4 - injected
3 - freed
2 - peed upon
6 - eaten
7 - misled
8 - ground into powder
1 - captured
e. 7 - children of the sun
8 - offspring of the Old Ones
1 - city of the sun
3 - Los Angeles Lakers
5 - pussy whipped significant others
2 - eaters of cheese
4 - mothers of invention
6 - demon spawn
f. 1 - fair and just
2 - enforced upon all
3 - arbitrarily rolled up
4 - barbaric and vain
5 - incomprehensible
6 - physical in nature
7 - mostly fluff
8 - not
g. 3 - Good Times
2 - Bad times
4 - Millions of Screaming Yahoos
7 - The Goonies
5 - Fabricated Gods
8 - A sample collector
1 - Your boss and her boss
6 - A forgotten doughnut and day old coffee
h. 1 - hungry
2 - free
3 - enslaved
4 - engorged
5 - overweight
6 - intelligent
7 - stupid
8 - hairless
i. 8 - Great Hadrie
7 - Heroin
6 - Crushed up Hershey Bars
5 - Bacon Bits
4 - A meteorite
2 - Purple Rain
3 - Nothing
1 - Me, Bender
j. 4 - veins
3 - lungs
5 - sense of humor
6 - dead wife
1 - interwebs
8 - outerwebs
2 - vericose veins
7 - numbering system