A six-story Jesus statue on the grounds of Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio was damaged after being struck by lightning shortly after midnight on June 15th.
The piece is called "King of Kings," but is informally known as "Touchdown Jesus" or "Big Butter Jesus" due to its pose.
http://www.inquisitr.com/75869/big-butter-jesus/
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Not only is this awesomely ironic, it also proves that Christians don't read their own fucking bibles cus it CLEARLY states in that list of 10 things that god doesn't want us to do, and I quote, Exodus 20:2–17, "You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."
Christians, seriously, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I'm a better christian than all devout christians combined since they all seem to insist on wearing their "idol" Jesus around their necks and all over the vicinity of where they habit, seriously, it's like they're all TRYING TO PISS GOD OFF.
Well, you HAPPY NOW?
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It was always lulzy to drive past it. I bet it was even more lulzy while it was on fire!
Apparently it's now called "terminator jesus" on account of it's metal endoskeleton being exposed :lulz:
(http://imgur.com/aYSNX.jpg)
YOU HAFF BEEN SCHEDULED FOR RESURRECTION :lulz:
So I find it Ironic that it included the INRI sign....
All Nature, (AND JEEBUS Statues) perfectly renewed by fire.... :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Still, the rest of the fucking church survived. How much more proof do you need that there's no such person as god :x
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
Still, the rest of the fucking church survived. How much more proof do you need that there's no such person as god :x
Are you fucking nuts? This proves to me there IS a god, and that god hates Christians.
So will they reconstruct it in 3 days?
In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he's carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can't believe it's not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest up
like he's about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I've been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can't believe it's not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don't make no graven images.
That's one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can't believe it's not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Can't believe it's not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUZ3d1tTbWg
!!
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/23skidoo/TJ.jpg)
The "after" is AMAZING. Save me, evil robot jesus!
(http://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/archive/00705/wJesusburned_705591gm-a.jpg)
oh--- this guy?
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/mittens_and_rejoice.jpg)
In all that water, isn't he supposed to be able to just walk away?