I was thinking, yesterday, about Tucson, and what a legendary mecca/hellhole it has grown to be in our own little corner of Discordian mythology.
I think Tucson might actually be our Holy Land, a Discordian Jerusalem. Technically that should mean Payne was born there, but our Lord works in mysterious ways. I mean, in the Holy Land, anything is possible, right?
Pilgrimages will have to be made, and shrines built.
I may be hitting it up in November for a comic con out there, as long as my school schedule works with it.
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 06:09:46 PM
I was thinking, yesterday, about Tucson, and what a legendary mecca/hellhole it has grown to be in our own little corner of Discordian mythology.
I think Tucson might actually be our Holy Land, a Discordian Jerusalem. Technically that should mean Payne was born there, but our Lord works in mysterious ways. I mean, in the Holy Land, anything is possible, right?
Pilgrimages will have to be made, and shrines built.
Troof.
And heathens SLAUGHTERED in HER NAME!!!!!!!
We will MARCH on a ROAD OF BONES!
Actually, I might be there in late August.
Tucson: Discordian Holy Land™.
Tucson is Tucson, but Tucson™ is everywhere.
Tucson™ is coming for you. Ia!
The home of Tucson™ is Tucson. The purest experience of Tucson™ can only be had in Tucson. A Discordian shall, at some time in their lives, make a pilgrimage to Tucson to partake in the underbelly of the Holy Land™. During this time, a Discordian must Take It To The Wall.
According to Google Maps, Tucson is a 23 hour drive from Portland.
COINCIDENCE???
Not entirely accurate, since the proper way to arrive in Tucson is at 150mph, with a line of police pursuit vehicles stretching all the way back to wherever you left from.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2010, 07:16:13 PM
Not entirely accurate, since the proper way to arrive in Tucson is at 150mph, with a line of police pursuit vehicles stretching all the way back to wherever you left from.
I assume the 23 hours includes the time spent on backroads dodging pursuit.
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 06:09:46 PM
I was thinking, yesterday, about Tucson, and what a legendary mecca/hellhole it has grown to be in our own little corner of Discordian mythology.
I think Tucson might actually be our Holy Land, a Discordian Jerusalem. Technically that should mean Payne was born there, but our Lord works in mysterious ways. I mean, in the Holy Land, anything is possible, right?
Pilgrimages will have to be made, and shrines built.
A few things worth mentioning:
1. The 22 day rule: If you spend one minute more than 3 weeks in Tucson (defined as anywhere in the Gadsden Purchase), you get stuck and you can never leave. Just ask Sister Gothique or Swamp Jesus.
2. Coyote poop. You will breathe it.
3. Bugs. Not Florida bugs. Big, hairy things with stingers and occasionally rotating saw blades.
4. Perverts. We got 'em, you can't have 'em.
5. New digs will be obtained this fall. After that, any number of pilgrims can be lodged, provided reasonable care is used to not interfere with the kid's getting up for school.
6. All my vacation time is used or spoken for until January. This is also the best time to come down here, as it's nice and cool outside, though not as cold as you lowlanders are used to (think 70 at noon and 38 at night...That's about a kilometer and a half, for you metric spags). Starting in January, I can make sure that you get to see all of Tucson, no matter how loud you scream.
7. I plan to visit Portland this fall, and Scotland/Southampton in the middle of the fucking winter (why the hell not?). I will post those dates to avoid you poor bastards showing up without a reputable tour guide.
8. DO NOT COME IN FEBRUARY. The fucking Gem Show is in town then (assuming it isn't moved elsewhere as part of the boycott), and you can't fucking MOVE in this town for 3 solid weeks. All the roads are jammed up with out of towners gasping for air while trying to drive on the wrong side of the street, and all the parking in the entire greater metropolitan (har) area is completely full.
9. You have to see Tombstone. Plan an entire day, preferably on the weekend (when all the cool shows are on). It's touristy, but it's FUN touristy.
10. The Management accepts no responsibility for you or your pets, possessions, etc, regardless of any unnecessary/unwanted body modifications, tattoos, extra orifices, stab wounds, drug overdoses, lead poisoning, car accident, Freeky's vindaloo, or brain damage caused by realizing you've just travelled 2000 miles to see a bunch of shitty adobe buildings and redneck swine.
That being said, I look forward to it.
There is no Goddess but Eris, and TucsonTM is Her city.
Where is Tucson's Haj then?
PILGRIMAGE AHOY!
As the Resident Holy Man of Tucson, I would respectfully suggest to Dok that the wall be found and identified for <cough> appropriate visitation/offerings.
Quote from: Kai on June 15, 2010, 07:21:14 PM
There is no Goddess but Eris, and TucsonTM is Her city.
Where is Tucson's Haj then?
The Meatrack, presumably.
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Quote from: Kai on June 15, 2010, 07:21:14 PM
There is no Goddess but Eris, and TucsonTM is Her city.
Where is Tucson's Haj then?
The Meatrack, presumably.
This. Or Hat's Game Shop, if you're too much of a Nancy for The Meatrack.
Also, to answer Nigel, the wall is the front door of the Meatrack. You will go through it. What happens after that is up to Eris.
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Quote from: Kai on June 15, 2010, 07:21:14 PM
There is no Goddess but Eris, and TucsonTM is Her city.
Where is Tucson's Haj then?
The Meatrack, presumably.
This. Or Hat's Game Shop, if you're too much of a Nancy for The Meatrack.
Also, to answer Nigel, the wall is the front door of the Meatrack. You will go through it. What happens after that is up to Eris.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I'm thinking Christmas time, actually. I just had a horrible notion.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:26:27 PM
I'm thinking Christmas time, actually. I just had a horrible notion.
Oh, this is gonna be GOOD.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:26:27 PM
I'm thinking Christmas time, actually. I just had a horrible notion.
Oh, this is gonna be GOOD.
Oh, yeah. Kids will be in Ontario, so there's no limit to what shennanigans can go on.
I can lay in a massive supply of booze, but Freeky will have to do the cooking. You don't want to see what happens when I am allowed in a kitchen.
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I'm thinking Christmas time, actually. I just had a horrible notion.
Oh, this is gonna be GOOD.
Oh, yeah. Kids will be in Ontario, so there's no limit to what shennanigans can go on.
I can lay in a massive supply of booze, but Freeky will have to do the cooking. You don't want to see what happens when I am allowed in a kitchen.
Hmmmmm
My kids go to their dads for a few days around Christmas. Leaving me with nothing in particular to do.
And it's only a 10 hour ride out of Los Angeles.
...Oh I'm planning terrible things.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:26:27 PM
I'm thinking Christmas time, actually. I just had a horrible notion.
Oh, this is gonna be GOOD.
Oh, yeah. Kids will be in Ontario, so there's no limit to what shennanigans can go on.
I can lay in a massive supply of booze, but Freeky will have to do the cooking. You don't want to see what happens when I am allowed in a kitchen.
I just did this:
:) :D :lol: :evil: :lulz: :magick:
I see dark times ahead. :lulz:
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I see dark times ahead. :lulz:
Two words:
ULTIMATE POWAAAAAH!!!!
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
I've made the drive (to Phoenix) many times in the warmer months; I don't find it so bad. Never had air conditioning, either, driving in either a WV bug or a bus; big fun!
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:41:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Oh we damn well will have to have a monumental bad-behavior-having meetup! I am pretty sure the Johnny Brainwash crew will want to attend, and that means Big Trouble.
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Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Oh we damn well will have to have a monumental bad-behavior-having meetup! I am pretty sure the Johnny Brainwash crew will want to attend, and that means Big Trouble.
Shit yeah.
On my end, expect withdrawl symptoms and bourbon. At least once. If I can't have cactus, I can at least go all to pieces the old-fashioned way.
Will be consulting with my doctor first, I don't think he'll actually have an issue with it. If he's wrong and I croak, just light me on fire and toss me off a bridge. It's the end I've always aspired to.
Or set me up in a lawnchair at the end of The Pipe. muhaha
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:18:48 PM
it's nice and cool outside, though not as cold as you lowlanders are used to (think 70 at noon and 38 at night...That's about a kilometer and a half, for you metric spags).
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/5230483.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:47:26 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Oh we damn well will have to have a monumental bad-behavior-having meetup! I am pretty sure the Johnny Brainwash crew will want to attend, and that means Big Trouble.
Shit yeah.
On my end, expect withdrawl symptoms and bourbon. At least once. If I can't have cactus, I can at least go all to pieces the old-fashioned way.
Will be consulting with my doctor first, I don't think he'll actually have an issue with it. If he's wrong and I croak, just light me on fire and toss me off a bridge. It's the end I've always aspired to.
Or set me up in a lawnchair at the end of The Pipe. muhaha
Portland actually has some excellent local distilleries making small-batch bourbons and single-malts. If you hold off until I'm back from Maine, we can get faced and take turns trying to pick a bar fight with a hipster. As for renting a car, I wouldn't. PDX drivers are the worst in the world (this coming from a west indian, mind you) and if anything causes you to have a medical issue, it will be the stress brought on by being stuck behind all those idiots. There is, however, an excellent public transportation system that covers the entire city (you want nothing to do with the suburbs, they're even more worthless than most american suburbs) and I have a spare large-frame mongoose cruiser bike in case you're feeling particularly ambitious.
Fuck yeah. I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.
Xmas I'm spending with my folks. Tradition and all.
Other than that, I plan to lie, cheat, and otherwise weasel my godforsaken pustulant asshole out there by whatever means needed.
Quote from: Richter on June 15, 2010, 08:17:06 PM
Xmas I'm spending with my folks. Tradition and all.
Other than that, I plan to lie, cheat, and otherwise weasel my godforsaken pustulant asshole out there by whatever means needed.
We will march on a road of bones.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:47:26 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Oh we damn well will have to have a monumental bad-behavior-having meetup! I am pretty sure the Johnny Brainwash crew will want to attend, and that means Big Trouble.
Shit yeah.
On my end, expect withdrawl symptoms and bourbon. At least once. If I can't have cactus, I can at least go all to pieces the old-fashioned way.
Will be consulting with my doctor first, I don't think he'll actually have an issue with it. If he's wrong and I croak, just light me on fire and toss me off a bridge. It's the end I've always aspired to.
Or set me up in a lawnchair at the end of The Pipe. muhaha
:lulz: I would love to see the look on the face of the people who found you...
Also, we have the best medicine for a hangover, called Daddy Mojos. Greasy breakfast, $4!
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 08:31:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:47:26 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:41:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Oh we damn well will have to have a monumental bad-behavior-having meetup! I am pretty sure the Johnny Brainwash crew will want to attend, and that means Big Trouble.
Shit yeah.
On my end, expect withdrawl symptoms and bourbon. At least once. If I can't have cactus, I can at least go all to pieces the old-fashioned way.
Will be consulting with my doctor first, I don't think he'll actually have an issue with it. If he's wrong and I croak, just light me on fire and toss me off a bridge. It's the end I've always aspired to.
Or set me up in a lawnchair at the end of The Pipe. muhaha
:lulz: I would love to see the look on the face of the people who found you...
Also, we have the best medicine for a hangover, called Daddy Mojos. Greasy breakfast, $4!
This trip is gonna cost me at the gym, isn't it?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:47:26 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:41:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Oh we damn well will have to have a monumental bad-behavior-having meetup! I am pretty sure the Johnny Brainwash crew will want to attend, and that means Big Trouble.
Shit yeah.
On my end, expect withdrawl symptoms and bourbon. At least once. If I can't have cactus, I can at least go all to pieces the old-fashioned way.
Will be consulting with my doctor first, I don't think he'll actually have an issue with it. If he's wrong and I croak, just light me on fire and toss me off a bridge. It's the end I've always aspired to.
Or set me up in a lawnchair at the end of The Pipe. muhaha
:lulz: I would love to see the look on the face of the people who found you...
Also, we have the best medicine for a hangover, called Daddy Mojos. Greasy breakfast, $4!
This trip is gonna cost me at the gym, isn't it?
YEP. :lulz:
Also, you know I can't have you here and not cook for you, right? PREPARE!
The good news is that all the hiking I'll force you to do will burn that shit off but fast.
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 08:33:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Oh we damn well will have to have a monumental bad-behavior-having meetup! I am pretty sure the Johnny Brainwash crew will want to attend, and that means Big Trouble.
Shit yeah.
On my end, expect withdrawl symptoms and bourbon. At least once. If I can't have cactus, I can at least go all to pieces the old-fashioned way.
Will be consulting with my doctor first, I don't think he'll actually have an issue with it. If he's wrong and I croak, just light me on fire and toss me off a bridge. It's the end I've always aspired to.
Or set me up in a lawnchair at the end of The Pipe. muhaha
:lulz: I would love to see the look on the face of the people who found you...
Also, we have the best medicine for a hangover, called Daddy Mojos. Greasy breakfast, $4!
This trip is gonna cost me at the gym, isn't it?
YEP. :lulz:
Also, you know I can't have you here and not cook for you, right? PREPARE!
The good news is that all the hiking I'll force you to do will burn that shit off but fast.
Okay, that will work. Incidentally, I'll be quitting smoking again in July or August, so I will be unavailable for a while.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:35:46 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Nigel, if you can manage it, fly. Seriously. It's a killer fucking drive, full of California and lose.
In December I won't have much choice. Grant's Pass is a real bitch, assuming it's even open; and that's just the beginning of the mountainous snowy hell.
Good. For real, it's a bitch of a drive, no matter which way you go. I will be flying to Portland, and will or will not rent a car, based on advice from you local types. I would like to suggest that we have a meetup. Also, since Richter won't be there to put leeches on me, there will be no "best behavior".
Oh we damn well will have to have a monumental bad-behavior-having meetup! I am pretty sure the Johnny Brainwash crew will want to attend, and that means Big Trouble.
Shit yeah.
On my end, expect withdrawl symptoms and bourbon. At least once. If I can't have cactus, I can at least go all to pieces the old-fashioned way.
Will be consulting with my doctor first, I don't think he'll actually have an issue with it. If he's wrong and I croak, just light me on fire and toss me off a bridge. It's the end I've always aspired to.
Or set me up in a lawnchair at the end of The Pipe. muhaha
:lulz: I would love to see the look on the face of the people who found you...
Also, we have the best medicine for a hangover, called Daddy Mojos. Greasy breakfast, $4!
This trip is gonna cost me at the gym, isn't it?
YEP. :lulz:
Also, you know I can't have you here and not cook for you, right? PREPARE!
The good news is that all the hiking I'll force you to do will burn that shit off but fast.
Okay, that will work. Incidentally, I'll be quitting smoking again in July or August, so I will be unavailable for a while.
Cool. I kinda quit smoking again; by "kinda" I mean that if I'm out with someone who smokes, and we're drinking, I might have one, but I'm not smoking regularly anymore.
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 08:48:04 PM
Cool. I kinda quit smoking again; by "kinda" I mean that if I'm out with someone who smokes, and we're drinking, I might have one, but I'm not smoking regularly anymore.
I'm quitting entirely again, as I am having trouble reconciling paying $8/pack for the right to poison myself.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:18:48 PM
7. I plan to visit Portland this fall, and Scotland/Southampton in the middle of the fucking winter (why the hell not?). I will post those dates to avoid you poor bastards showing up without a reputable tour guide.
Scotland, you say? Not fucking Scotland Ohio or some bullshit like that? You mean the original - where people from hell get sent if they're bad - Scotland? You're really going to be landing on my island?
I can promise you, you will have a roof over your feet, food on which to rest your head and all the sofa you can eat, for as long as it takes to work out the error of your ways and plot a means of escape!
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 07:18:48 PM
7. I plan to visit Portland this fall, and Scotland/Southampton in the middle of the fucking winter (why the hell not?). I will post those dates to avoid you poor bastards showing up without a reputable tour guide.
Scotland, you say? Not fucking Scotland Ohio or some bullshit like that? You mean the original - where people from hell get sent if they're bad - Scotland? You're really going to be landing on my island?
I can promise you, you will have a roof over your feet, food on which to rest your head and all the sofa you can eat, for as long as it takes to work out the error of your ways and plot a means of escape!
Woot. I have 3 objectives for that trip:
1. Meet as many of the UK/Euro spags as possible,
2. See a real fucking castle.
3. Get all fucked up and roll rocks down on top of York. Like the good old days.
Fuckin A. This shit will be epic. I guarantee it or you sanity back!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2010, 09:35:32 PM
Fuckin A. This shit will be epic. I guarantee it or you sanity back!
But what if I don't want it back? I got sane last week, and that just made coming back here so much worse.
Epic thread is epic.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:01:23 PM
Fuck yeah. I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.
PDX will disappoint you, then. You could almost eat off the bus seats, and TriMet cops are some of the most heavy-handed of the notoriously "shoot first, shoot more later" PDX cops.
ETA: of course, if you just accept that the cops ARE the crazies on the busses/MAX rail, you might not be disappointed after all. If you spend a week there, there's a decent chance you'll witness the police shoot someone.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 15, 2010, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:01:23 PM
Fuck yeah. I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.
PDX will disappoint you, then. You could almost eat off the bus seats, and TriMet cops are some of the most heavy-handed of the notoriously "shoot first, shoot more later" PDX cops.
ETA: of course, if you just accept that the cops ARE the crazies on the busses/MAX rail, you might not be disappointed after all. If you spend a week there, there's a decent chance you'll witness the police shoot someone.
That's sort of a shame, really. You can tell a lot about a city by the way they abuse their busses, and bloodstains are terribly common.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:01:23 PM
Fuck yeah. I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.
PDX will disappoint you, then. You could almost eat off the bus seats, and TriMet cops are some of the most heavy-handed of the notoriously "shoot first, shoot more later" PDX cops.
ETA: of course, if you just accept that the cops ARE the crazies on the busses/MAX rail, you might not be disappointed after all. If you spend a week there, there's a decent chance you'll witness the police shoot someone.
That's sort of a shame, really. You can tell a lot about a city by the way they abuse their busses, and bloodstains are terribly common.
I prefer to think of them as part of the pattern of that awful fabric they use to try and soften the seats. That really is a putrid pattern.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 15, 2010, 11:10:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 10:48:58 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 15, 2010, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:01:23 PM
Fuck yeah. I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.
PDX will disappoint you, then. You could almost eat off the bus seats, and TriMet cops are some of the most heavy-handed of the notoriously "shoot first, shoot more later" PDX cops.
ETA: of course, if you just accept that the cops ARE the crazies on the busses/MAX rail, you might not be disappointed after all. If you spend a week there, there's a decent chance you'll witness the police shoot someone.
That's sort of a shame, really. You can tell a lot about a city by the way they abuse their busses, and bloodstains are terribly common.
I prefer to think of them as part of the pattern of that awful fabric they use to try and soften the seats. That really is a putrid pattern.
Um, that's not fabric.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 12:56:35 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 15, 2010, 11:10:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 10:48:58 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 15, 2010, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:01:23 PM
Fuck yeah. I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.
PDX will disappoint you, then. You could almost eat off the bus seats, and TriMet cops are some of the most heavy-handed of the notoriously "shoot first, shoot more later" PDX cops.
ETA: of course, if you just accept that the cops ARE the crazies on the busses/MAX rail, you might not be disappointed after all. If you spend a week there, there's a decent chance you'll witness the police shoot someone.
That's sort of a shame, really. You can tell a lot about a city by the way they abuse their busses, and bloodstains are terribly common.
I prefer to think of them as part of the pattern of that awful fabric they use to try and soften the seats. That really is a putrid pattern.
Um, that's not fabric.
I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN! :horrormirth: