...they'd be best at.
Richter: Federal judge.
Suu: Bartender. In a Rehab video. With a speargun.
Hoopla: Bouncer at the Playboy Mansion.
Nurse Rhyzome: Jesus.
Dimo: City worker in the Bronx.
Darth Cupcake: Emily Latilla. An evil Emily Latilla.
Cramulus: Grade school teacher. No, for real.
Cainad: Professional wrestler.
LMNO: Secretary of State.
September: Random homeless guy. Oh, wait.
Eve: Hospital administrator. She just looks like she'd be funny if you actually got her mad.
Nephew Twiddington: Ambassador to Ireland.
Pope Tom: Exotic dancer. It was the sleeves, dude.
Have I forgotten anyone?
Leln, Nikki
Also, my roomie Steph / LDL is now dubbed "Nurse East" for her assistance with the Doktor's recordings. (Aka, willingness to go upside the head to keep him using his "friendly" voice.)
Quote from: Richter on June 15, 2010, 08:42:23 PM
Leln, Nikki
Also, my roomie Steph / LDL is now dubbed "Nurse East" for her assistance with the Doktor's recordings. (Aka, willingness to go upside the head to keep him using his "friendly" voice.)
Leln: Head archivist at the Smithsonian. Or Cello player at the Met.
Stephanie: Nurse East.
Nikki: P!nk.
General Stuart, Herbert, Deirdre, and Keith.
Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.
Quote from: Suu on June 15, 2010, 08:47:07 PM
General Stuart, Herbert, Deirdre, and Keith.
General Stuart: Assistant coach for the New York Yankees. Yeah. I went there.
Herbert: Extra for the next Road Warrior flick.
Deirdre: Killing Bill.
Keith: Exactly what he's doing now. In Nashville.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 15, 2010, 08:56:03 PM
Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.
Maybe high school. You'd be the kind of teacher people would refer back to, long after your death.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:57:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 15, 2010, 08:47:07 PM
General Stuart, Herbert, Deirdre, and Keith.
General Stuart: Assistant coach for the New York Yankees. Yeah. I went there.
Herbert: Extra for the next Road Warrior flick.
Deirdre: Killing Bill.
Keith: Exactly what he's doing now. In Nashville.
:spittake:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Richter: Federal judge.
Two levels of :lulz:. The fun I'd have on the good days, and knowing EXACTLY the expression I'd be wearing on the bad. (dubbed the "I am being irritiated again" look)
Quote from: Richter on June 15, 2010, 09:09:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Richter: Federal judge.
Two levels of :lulz:. The fun I'd have on the good days, and knowing EXACTLY the expression I'd be wearing on the bad. (dubbed the "I am being irritiated again" look)
You have a judge face...Which is close to, but not exactly, a cop face.
EoC
Also,
:lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 15, 2010, 09:18:03 PM
EoC
Also,
:lulz:
EoC: Head of internal security for Raoul Castro.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
...they'd be best at.
Richter: Federal judge.
Suu: Bartender. In a Rehab video. With a speargun.
Hoopla: Bouncer at the Playboy Mansion.
Nurse Rhyzome: Jesus.
Dimo: City worker in the Bronx.
Darth Cupcake: Emily Latilla. An evil Emily Latilla.
Cramulus: Grade school teacher. No, for real.
Cainad: Professional wrestler.
LMNO: Secretary of State.
September: Random homeless guy. Oh, wait.
Eve: Hospital administrator. She just looks like she'd be funny if you actually got her mad.
Nephew Twiddleton: Ambassador to Ireland.
Pope Tom: Exotic dancer. It was the sleeves, dude.
Have I forgotten anyone?
Fixed, agus go raibh maith agat! (and thanks)
Funny enough I applied for a job at the Consulate on Boylston St, about a block down from Copley Square.
They wouldn't have me. :sad:
Quote from: Cramulus on June 15, 2010, 08:56:03 PM
Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.
dude
I would immediately find a willing chick, make babies with her, and move them to your school district if you became a schoolteacher.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Cainad: Professional wrestler.
RINGWORM AHOY! Troof though, I'd be a pain to wrestle with all the pointy bone spikes I have sticking out of me.
pick me :boot:
oh do burns too
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
...they'd be best at.
Pope Tom: Exotic dancer. It was the sleeves, dude.
And that's exactly what I'd be doing if the right-wing and libertarian elements of American political (inter/dis)course didn't ruin being a tea bagger.
Yeah, I'd toss Jeremy Piven out on his fucking ear.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on June 16, 2010, 06:09:04 AM
pick me :boot:
oh do burns too
1. I haven't met you.
2. Burns: Cop.
3. Daruko: Fermilab physicist.
Quote from: Cainad on June 16, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 15, 2010, 08:56:03 PM
Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.
dude
I would immediately find a willing chick, make babies with her, and move them to your school district if you became a schoolteacher.
Likewise.
I'd find a willing chick, get a turkey baster, and move.
I hereby extend a one-time offer to educate your children, regardless of my teacher status, using the CRAMULUS METHOD.
IT'S FOOLPROOF I TELLS YA
I dunno, I think my daughter is a little young to be learning about GASMs.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 16, 2010, 06:01:44 PM
I hereby extend a one-time offer to educate your children, regardless of my teacher status, using the CRAMULUS METHOD.
IT'S FOOLPROOF I TELLS YA
My son is of perfect brain "fixing" age.
I'd trust ya
Quote from: RWHN on June 16, 2010, 06:04:03 PM
I dunno, I think my daughter is a little young to be learning about GASMs.
:spittake:
Sorry, I have a daughter too, much older than yours, and RWHN I have to agree with you on this!!! :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Dimo: City worker in the Bronx.
And I thought I'd be better off persuing my education, while all along I could have been sexually harrasing women while wearing a bright orange reflector vest and a hardhat...
Quote from: dimo on June 16, 2010, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Dimo: City worker in the Bronx.
And I thought I'd be better off persuing my education, while all along I could have been sexually harrasing women while wearing a bright orange reflector vest and a hardhat...
You would have...Because it's "pursuing".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: dimo on June 16, 2010, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Dimo: City worker in the Bronx.
And I thought I'd be better off persuing my education, while all along I could have been sexually harrasing women while wearing a bright orange reflector vest and a hardhat...
You would have...Because it's "pursuing".
:argh!: Garrrggghhh...
Quote from: dimo on June 16, 2010, 07:50:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 07:46:52 PM
Quote from: dimo on June 16, 2010, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Dimo: City worker in the Bronx.
And I thought I'd be better off persuing my education, while all along I could have been sexually harrasing women while wearing a bright orange reflector vest and a hardhat...
You would have...Because it's "pursuing".
:argh!: Garrrggghhh...
Doktor knows best. 8)
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I don't get it, and it's STILL funny... How does that work? :lol:
Loved meeting you, your Green Gentleman and hoops, btw. Remains the only good time I've ever had at a Starbucks.
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on June 16, 2010, 08:55:00 PM
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I don't get it, and it's STILL funny... How does that work? :lol:
Loved meeting you, your Green Gentleman and hoops, btw. Remains the only good time I've ever had at a Starbucks.
1. I am a Doktor.
2. Likewise. I will probably be in Toronto next summer, look forward to seeing you and Hoops again, and will send horrormirth supplies ahead.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 09:00:12 PM
1. I am a Doktor.
Walked into that one, didn't I?
Quote2. Likewise. I will probably be in Toronto next summer, look forward to seeing you and Hoops again, and will send horrormirth supplies ahead.
I both fear and eagerly await !supplies! (and the visit, of course). :horrormirth:
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on June 16, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
Walked into that one, didn't I?
Yeah, well, I held the door for ya. :lulz:
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on June 16, 2010, 09:19:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 09:10:31 PM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on June 16, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
Walked into that one, didn't I?
Yeah, well, I held the door for ya. :lulz:
Ever the gent(ile). :lol:
I have to be gentile. Jews cannot live in Newfoundland, after all, because there are no metal impliments for performing the bris. Also, they lack the dew claws that you and I have, for clinging to rocks in gales. They all drowned, and now the jackasses in Quebec call us anti-semites. The bastards.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 09:21:53 PM
I have to be gentile. Jews cannot live in Newfoundland, after all, because there are no metal impliments for performing the bris. Also, they lack the dew claws that you and I have, for clinging to rocks in gales.
^Scientific fact^ But I have it on good authority that a bris could be improvised on Newfie soil with mussel shells, a bucket of Screech, and the threat of fish and brewis. No one's tried it yet, but 2010 could be the year.
QuoteThey all drowned, and now the jackasses in Quebec call us anti-semites. The bastards.
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/96/Christpunch.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on June 15, 2010, 08:56:03 PM
Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.
You would be an AWESOME teacher! I endorse it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 05:01:29 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on June 16, 2010, 06:09:04 AM
pick me :boot:
oh do burns too
1. I haven't met you.
2. Burns: Cop.
3. Daruko: Fermilab physicist.
lail :lulz: now to get one of those trademark mustaches!
Quote from: Burns on June 17, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 05:01:29 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on June 16, 2010, 06:09:04 AM
pick me :boot:
oh do burns too
1. I haven't met you.
2. Burns: Cop.
3. Daruko: Fermilab physicist.
lail :lulz: now to get one of those trademark mustaches!
That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 02:58:52 PM
Quote from: Burns on June 17, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 05:01:29 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on June 16, 2010, 06:09:04 AM
pick me :boot:
oh do burns too
1. I haven't met you.
2. Burns: Cop.
3. Daruko: Fermilab physicist.
lail :lulz: now to get one of those trademark mustaches!
That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating.
They don't know it's comical?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 17, 2010, 03:00:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 02:58:52 PM
Quote from: Burns on June 17, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 05:01:29 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on June 16, 2010, 06:09:04 AM
pick me :boot:
oh do burns too
1. I haven't met you.
2. Burns: Cop.
3. Daruko: Fermilab physicist.
lail :lulz: now to get one of those trademark mustaches!
That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating.
They don't know it's comical?
No, and don't tell them. Or the mall cops/security guards that try the same shit.
Quote from: Cainad on June 16, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 15, 2010, 08:56:03 PM
Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.
move them to your school district if you became a schoolteacher.
+1
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 17, 2010, 03:00:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 02:58:52 PM
Quote from: Burns on June 17, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 05:01:29 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on June 16, 2010, 06:09:04 AM
pick me :boot:
oh do burns too
1. I haven't met you.
2. Burns: Cop.
3. Daruko: Fermilab physicist.
lail :lulz: now to get one of those trademark mustaches!
That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating.
They don't know it's comical?
No, and don't tell them. Or the mall cops/security guards that try the same shit.
lol, oh yeah they're sensitive. In high school one tried to ban me from the mall because of a simple, "Nice mustache". Guy didn't realize I worked there and couldn't do anything--but then he probably didn't recognize me when I was wearing my suit and tie (as a Jewelry store salesman).
The Cop in the Village People had a moustache, and he wasn't tiny, or fat.
Quote from: BadBeast on July 09, 2010, 02:55:29 AM
The Cop in the Village People had a moustache, and he wasn't tiny, or fat.
It's a gay 'stache though, totally different class of 'stache.
Just had to remind myself, he wasn't really a Cop, either!
Quote from: BadBeast on July 09, 2010, 02:58:13 AM
Just had to remind myself, he wasn't really a Cop, either!
And he wasn't really gay!
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 09, 2010, 06:51:23 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 09, 2010, 02:58:13 AM
Just had to remind myself, he wasn't really a Cop, either!
And he wasn't really gay!
Then what the hell was he then?
Some kind of Communist? Or a Govt Agent, sent to infiltrate teh geh community, in response to rumours that they were planning to subvert all the "Party kids" into joining their Militant Maritime "Gaymariners" sect?
"They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVbx7O_iaE
<----- ?
Quote from: Remington on July 10, 2010, 05:23:34 AM
<----- ?
Well, I haven't met you.
But I imagine you as eventually being a career bureaucrat in one ministry or another, ruthlessly crushing lesser civil servants at whim. Until your sister photobombs the minister, and you are exiled to Montana.
Nigel: Bartender at a freak bar, I think. I mean a stone freak, "holy shit is that really happening" kind of bar.