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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 30, 2004, 05:34:12 AM

Poll
Question: Is Jurassic Park the best thing ever
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 30, 2004, 05:34:12 AM
Jurassic Park: best overall
The Lost World: Jurassic Park: best acting
Jurassic Park 3: best visuals




Jurassic Park Trilogy > Lord of the Rings Trilogy=The Matrix > Star Wars > The Martix 2&3.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 30, 2004, 06:06:51 AM
You are a strange, strange resident ninja pirate.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 30, 2004, 06:14:31 AM
what makes you say that?
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Post by: Guido Finucci on July 30, 2004, 06:23:14 AM
Jurassic Park? The Movie?
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 30, 2004, 06:47:24 AM
I don't compare books to movies (unless it's the movie version of a book).


so yes, the Jurassic Park movies > Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, and Star Wars all put together.

in fact, if they were to get into a fight...the JP trilogy would beat all the above and then go to sleep, then the beaten movies would join together and form The Lord of the Matrix Wars. they would then hurl the moon at the sleeping JP trilogy, who would then wake up and destroy the moon, causing a shockwave that would destroy The Lord of the Matrix Wars forever.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 30, 2004, 06:53:23 AM
Quote from: HotsumaI don't compare books to movies (unless it's the movie version of a book).


so yes, the Jurassic Park movies > Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, and Star Wars all put together.

in fact, if they were to get into a fight...the JP trilogy would beat all the above and then go to sleep, then the beaten movies would join together and form The Lord of the Matrix Wars. they would then hurl the moon at the sleeping JP trilogy, who would then wake up and destroy the moon, causing a shockwave that would destroy The Lord of the Matrix Wars forever.

Van Hellsing could kill the JP movies.  'Cause they're monsters.  Even if they merged with the moon, and it the JP-Monster-Moon was hurled at the sleeping Van Hellsing, with Batman on it, Van Hellsing would win.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 30, 2004, 06:57:15 AM
Thank you Tycho.
you picked up on that did you?



and Van Hellsing is only one movie, and thus is not counted in this.
regardless because JP > Van Hellsing
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 30, 2004, 07:02:47 AM
Quote from: HotsumaThank you Tycho.
you picked up on that did you?



and Van Hellsing is only one movie, and thus is not counted in this.
regardless because JP > Van Hellsing

Oh, what was that?  You have hairspray on?  And you want me to bring you fire?
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 30, 2004, 07:04:13 AM
The hell is that supposed to mean?!
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 30, 2004, 07:07:39 AM
Quote from: HotsumaThe hell is that supposed to mean?!

After I'm done with you, You're gonna wish you'd been mauled by a claw shrimp.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 30, 2004, 07:08:56 AM
I was mauled by a claw shrimp before, it wasn't that bad.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 30, 2004, 07:12:43 AM
Quote from: HotsumaI was mauled by a claw shrimp before, it wasn't that bad.

What's a Claw Shrimp?
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 30, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
the site's down...so I can't show you right now.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 30, 2004, 07:34:14 AM
Quote from: Hotsumathe site's down...so I can't show you right now.

I know.  I was trying to pull up that strip for the Hellsing thing.

And I was trying to get you to do the Claw Shrimp strip with me.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Wishfarple on July 30, 2004, 11:45:50 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Hotsumathe site's down...so I can't show you right now.

I know.  I was trying to pull up that strip for the Hellsing thing.

And I was trying to get you to do the Claw Shrimp strip with me.

This is some new Internet meme-dance, isn't it?  

Oh, my darling, let us Claw Shrimp Strip under the light of yon silv'ry moon, whilst our buttocks flutter madly!  Ia!  Ia!
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 30, 2004, 11:47:12 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart Rinpoche
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Hotsumathe site's down...so I can't show you right now.

I know.  I was trying to pull up that strip for the Hellsing thing.

And I was trying to get you to do the Claw Shrimp strip with me.

This is some new Internet meme-dance, isn't it?  

Oh, my darling, let us Claw Shrimp Strip under the light of yon silv'ry moon, whilst our buttocks flutter madly!  Ia!  Ia!

Alright.  You hold him down, I'll beat him up.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 31, 2004, 01:41:50 AM
*stabs Llama*
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Post by: Wishfarple on July 31, 2004, 01:43:51 AM
Not the face!  I need that for facing stuff!
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 31, 2004, 01:48:49 AM
*stabs Llama in the face*
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 31, 2004, 02:08:42 AM
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Post by: CannedLizard on August 01, 2004, 05:13:40 PM
Obey tha tube, fucktards!

And drink my juice.
Title: Jurassic Park.
Post by: Rupert Giles on August 02, 2004, 06:03:26 AM
Quote from: CannedLizardObey tha tube, fucktards!

And drink my juice.

Josh and I did that at GenCon.  On the car ride we were worried about how to hide Josh's swords, so he brought along this big cardboard tube, the sides of which were about half an inch thick.  Well, we got to the convention center the first day, and he takes the tube in with us when we're in plain clothes.  The line was great:  Random Strangers and Us talked, sang songs, drank alcohol which probably none of us were old enough to drink.  And then I said something like, 'Why are you carrying the tube?'

And he hit me so hard in the head with it my glasses came off and said, "SAY IT!"

And I shouted, loud as I could, "THE TUBE IS CIVILISATION!"
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