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Title: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on June 22, 2010, 01:16:30 AM
Almost everything you've heard about ginger kids is true. And I can say this because I'm a ginger. Don't believe me? Then shut up or GTFO! Now here are the things that are true about gingers:
1) We have no souls. We don't have souls but at least we got a sense of humor.
2) The heat, and Sun are not our friends. Humidity is. The heat and Sun aren't our friends because we have to retain our paleness, freckles, and red hair. That's why you almost never see gingers outside in the summer time. We'll melt like the witch from The Wizard Of Oz, except without the water.
3) When it rains or snows, stay in your house! That is when we look for people to drag off the streets into the sewers.
4) We have three lives like cats have nine (heard that from some hippies outside of Walmart).
5) We've become addicted to Mexican food. It's true. Don't believe me? Go leave a taco or enchilada by the sewers and go back in a few days. They'll leave you a squirrel as a thank you gift. :wink:

You might not see a lot of gingers, but including me, there's five or six of us at my school, maybe more. Most gingers have become goths, a few are pinks. Avoid the pink gingers, they're the dangerous ones.

Think this is a bunch of lies? Look out your window. You may not see any gingers, but they're out there, plotting to get you right now. :argh!:
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 22, 2010, 03:45:42 AM
:mittens:

As the mother of 3 gingers and one myself, it's all true!

Everyone should be very afraid....

Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: hooplala on June 22, 2010, 02:20:07 PM
Also, gingers have enormous cocks.  Or so I have been told.
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 04:16:01 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 22, 2010, 01:16:30 AM
Almost everything you've heard about ginger kids is true. And I can say this because I'm a ginger. Don't believe me? Then shut up or GTFO! Now here are the things that are true about gingers:
1) We have no souls. We don't have souls but at least we got a sense of humor.
2) The heat, and Sun are not our friends. Humidity is. The heat and Sun aren't our friends because we have to retain our paleness, freckles, and red hair. That's why you almost never see gingers outside in the summer time. We'll melt like the witch from The Wizard Of Oz, except without the water.
3) When it rains or snows, stay in your house! That is when we look for people to drag off the streets into the sewers.
4) We have three lives like cats have nine (heard that from some hippies outside of Walmart).
5) We've become addicted to Mexican food. It's true. Don't believe me? Go leave a taco or enchilada by the sewers and go back in a few days. They'll leave you a squirrel as a thank you gift. :wink:

You might not see a lot of gingers, but including me, there's five or six of us at my school, maybe more. Most gingers have become goths, a few are pinks. Avoid the pink gingers, they're the dangerous ones.

Think this is a bunch of lies? Look out your window. You may not see any gingers, but they're out there, plotting to get you right now. :argh!:

Rubbish.  I was a "ginger kid", and I am the very model of civility and restraint. 
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Adios on June 22, 2010, 05:14:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 04:16:01 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 22, 2010, 01:16:30 AM
Almost everything you've heard about ginger kids is true. And I can say this because I'm a ginger. Don't believe me? Then shut up or GTFO! Now here are the things that are true about gingers:
1) We have no souls. We don't have souls but at least we got a sense of humor.
2) The heat, and Sun are not our friends. Humidity is. The heat and Sun aren't our friends because we have to retain our paleness, freckles, and red hair. That's why you almost never see gingers outside in the summer time. We'll melt like the witch from The Wizard Of Oz, except without the water.
3) When it rains or snows, stay in your house! That is when we look for people to drag off the streets into the sewers.
4) We have three lives like cats have nine (heard that from some hippies outside of Walmart).
5) We've become addicted to Mexican food. It's true. Don't believe me? Go leave a taco or enchilada by the sewers and go back in a few days. They'll leave you a squirrel as a thank you gift. :wink:

You might not see a lot of gingers, but including me, there's five or six of us at my school, maybe more. Most gingers have become goths, a few are pinks. Avoid the pink gingers, they're the dangerous ones.

Think this is a bunch of lies? Look out your window. You may not see any gingers, but they're out there, plotting to get you right now. :argh!:

Rubbish.  I was a "ginger kid", and I am the very model of civility and restraint.  

:spittake:
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 07:37:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 04:16:01 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 22, 2010, 01:16:30 AM
Almost everything you've heard about ginger kids is true. And I can say this because I'm a ginger. Don't believe me? Then shut up or GTFO! Now here are the things that are true about gingers:
1) We have no souls. We don't have souls but at least we got a sense of humor.
2) The heat, and Sun are not our friends. Humidity is. The heat and Sun aren't our friends because we have to retain our paleness, freckles, and red hair. That's why you almost never see gingers outside in the summer time. We'll melt like the witch from The Wizard Of Oz, except without the water.
3) When it rains or snows, stay in your house! That is when we look for people to drag off the streets into the sewers.
4) We have three lives like cats have nine (heard that from some hippies outside of Walmart).
5) We've become addicted to Mexican food. It's true. Don't believe me? Go leave a taco or enchilada by the sewers and go back in a few days. They'll leave you a squirrel as a thank you gift. :wink:

You might not see a lot of gingers, but including me, there's five or six of us at my school, maybe more. Most gingers have become goths, a few are pinks. Avoid the pink gingers, they're the dangerous ones.

Think this is a bunch of lies? Look out your window. You may not see any gingers, but they're out there, plotting to get you right now. :argh!:

Rubbish.  I was a "ginger kid", and I am the very model of civility and restraint. 
:roger:
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Juana on June 22, 2010, 07:52:29 PM
:mittens:

*links to her favorite ginger*
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Don Coyote on April 08, 2011, 06:27:11 AM
BUMP because I found out what the Nessies look like.
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Luna on April 08, 2011, 10:38:22 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 08, 2011, 06:27:11 AM
BUMP because I found out what the Nessies look like.

They're ginger?
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: President Television on April 08, 2011, 07:12:49 PM
Obviously they're after the Paynites for their corn-shelled Mexican cuisine.
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Don Coyote on April 08, 2011, 07:52:20 PM
This thread makes me crave tacos.
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: BadBeast on April 08, 2011, 09:05:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 22, 2010, 02:20:07 PM
Also, gingers have enormous cocks.  Or so I have been told.
Even the female ones!
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 10:41:57 PM
1.) What the heck is a 'pink' ?

2.) Who are the Nessies sending all their squirrel thank-you gifts to? *looks at Roger suspiciously*
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on April 09, 2011, 07:33:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 10:41:57 PM
1.) What the heck is a 'pink' ?

2.) Who are the Nessies sending all their squirrel thank-you gifts to? *looks at Roger suspiciously*

1.) A pink is pretty much a popular kid.

2.) They pretty much send thank you gifts to whoever gives them food. Gingers may be crafty little bastards, but give them food and you have their undying love.
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Don Coyote on April 09, 2011, 07:35:47 AM
number 2 is TROOF.

Coyote, at one point was a ginger, maybe......possibly...he thinks.
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2011, 07:40:42 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 09, 2011, 07:33:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 08, 2011, 10:41:57 PM
1.) What the heck is a 'pink' ?

2.) Who are the Nessies sending all their squirrel thank-you gifts to? *looks at Roger suspiciously*

1.) A pink is pretty much a popular kid.

2.) They pretty much send thank you gifts to whoever gives them food. Gingers may be crafty little bastards, but give them food and you have their undying love.

Close.  A Pink is someone who acts they way they do to be popular, rather than being popular for acting the way they do, if you catch my meaning.
Title: Re: The Truth About Ginger Kids...
Post by: Luna on April 09, 2011, 12:56:12 PM
According to family lore, I was once ginger.  Then my body rejected it, all my hair fell out, and it came back in brown.