Then SUBMIT...
...Material for the next issue of Intermittens!
Yeah, I suppose this should be in TFY,S but AT just gets all the traffic.
Theme: A "non-issue." What does that mean? Heck, I'm not entirely sure. So, I what I've decided on is a womens magazine parody. Pages and pages of "Ads," followed by the table of contents, followed by more "ads," peppered with a couple articles (and a few "ads" disguised as articles).
Things I am looking for: 1) Fake adverts. And LOTS of them. 2) Articles that can be assigned titles that sound like they should be on the cover of a womans magazine. (Ex. "How Good is Your Gasm?" "23 ways to drive them wild!" etc.). 3) Quick ten question quizzes (again, in the style of a womans magazine). And 4) this is the tricky one. Articles that are really fake ads posing as articles.
Submissions can be posted in here (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25271.0) or you can PM them to me. Any submissions that make the cut will be attributed to you how you choose.
Questions, discussion and brainstorming can be done here, if you'd like.
Now, get out there and DO YOUR WORST!
When's the due date?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 23, 2010, 03:53:14 PM
When's the due date?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Har har har!! You're noobish humor amuses dimo! Mwa ha ha ha!
Splat.
id like to contribute with "2)" or "4)"... but, could you give a more detailed description of what is it that you'd like? :thumb:
Oh, oh! I can do fake ads! Just you wait. They'll be ORSOME
THIS THREAD TITLE IS FALSE ADVERTISEMENT
:argh!:
I get it. You want a "vogue", "glamor", or "cosmo" style magazine content bit of stuff written up funny like.
Ads like "this douche will fucking anything" and articles like "23 ways to get him to say WTF are you CRAZY" type of whatever or something.
Sounds good. At the moment I got nothing on account of my soul being in my desk drawer at work. But if I happen to upon anything in the meantime I'll be sure to forget to write it down and then promptly forget about it please kill me kill me please i beg you.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 24, 2010, 02:26:29 AM
id like to contribute with "2)" or "4)"... but, could you give a more detailed description of what is it that you'd like? :thumb:
The articles can really be about anything. It's just the title that needs to look in place on the cover of "cosmo" or something. As far as #4 goes,I think that'll be the toughest thing to do, write an article posing as a fake ad, so If you think you're up to it...
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 24, 2010, 06:57:24 AM
I get it. You want a "vogue", "glamor", or "cosmo" style magazine content bit of stuff written up funny like.
Ads like "this douche will fucking anything" and articles like "23 ways to get him to say WTF are you CRAZY" type of whatever or something.
Sounds good. At the moment I got nothing on account of my soul being in my desk drawer at work. But if I happen to upon anything in the meantime I'll be sure to forget to write it down and then promptly forget about it please kill me kill me please i beg you.
You could always tie a string around your finger, or carve it into your forehead with a hatchet.
NSFW
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Quote from: PopeTom on June 24, 2010, 10:53:05 AM
NSFW
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/PopeTom/NortCig.jpg
I like. Will use.
Also, if someone wants to spoof a high-fashion or perfume ad or two, that would be nice. Ads like that can be easily changed to ads for,I dunno, herpes medication, or something.
Fake fashion pages would be funny,
However only having internets on my phone means I cannot work on stuff.
And, for the record, guys, I need TONS of fake adverts, so if you have multiple submissions, don't hold back.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25541.0
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:29:43 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25541.0
This x-post might, or might not have gone over my head... :?
Quote from: dimo on June 26, 2010, 05:52:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:29:43 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25541.0
This x-post might, or might not have gone over my head... :?
Okay, I'll write something different. When's the due date?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 03:17:49 PM
Quote from: dimo on June 26, 2010, 05:52:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:29:43 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25541.0
This x-post might, or might not have gone over my head... :?
Okay, I'll write something different. When's the due date?
Basically whenever I get enough pages of fake adverts.