ITT we make the list. It WILL take a whole thread.
Police not allowed to chase criminals
Banana Sex Cultists
Palin 2012
Touchdown Jesus Destroyed by an Act of God
Mule-fucking terrorist runs for governor of Georgia.
GITMO still open.
Iraq still going on.
Afghanistan going down the pooper.
Jim Crow in Arizona.
Elvis still dead.
Robert McNamara still alive.
Teabaggers.
OIL SPILL.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 23, 2010, 06:04:33 PM
Mule-fucking terrorist runs for governor of Georgia.
Sheriff Joe Arpeio running for governor of Arizona.
Toys being removed from Happy Meals because apparently kids are unable to resist their siren call...
How the kids are getting to McDonalds without parental approval is still a mystery. Evidence indicates that they may be stealing money from their parents and secretly stopping at McD's while carpooling to preschool with their peers.
No Child Left Behind
The mildly retarded Bush as President
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 23, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
No Child Left Behind
The mildly retarded Bush as President
Twice.
Nobody seems to have noticed the Awesome clause... :lol:
Oh well.
ETA: Oh wait, I said that without adjusting for local sense of humor. Nevermind.
All of my puns.
ALL OF THEM!!!!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2010, 06:05:37 PM
Robert McNamara still alive.
McNamara kicked the bucket a year ago. Let's go find his grave and piss on it.
The economy.
Quote from: RWHN on June 23, 2010, 09:14:50 PM
All of my puns.
ALL OF THEM!!!!
THE FREAD IS CALLED "THIS DECADE IN
HORRIBLE AWESOME SHIT". YUOR PUNS DO NOT QUALIFY DUE TO SOLID WIN. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
ETA: Forggot the closing quotations
Chris Poole given a TED talk.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 23, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 23, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
No Child Left Behind
The mildly retarded Bush as President
Twice.
The "security moms" who elected him the second time around.
The Tea Party
Atlas Shrugged - The Movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480239/)
(ok, due out in 2011, but still...that's enough of a potential audience for them to gt the go ahead, even with a minuscule budget is testament enough to the terrible-ness of the preceding decade)
24/06/2010 - Australia is now being ruled by a Snake, after consuming the previous leader.
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 24, 2010, 12:31:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 23, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 23, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
No Child Left Behind
The mildly retarded Bush as President
Twice.
The "security moms" who elected him the second time around.
The break up of The Tea Party
Atlas Shrugged - The Movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480239/) (ok, due out in 2011, but still...that's enough of a potential audience for them to gt the go ahead, even with a minuscule budget is testament enough to the terrible-ness of the preceding decade)
Fixed. Awesome band. Piss poor political movement.
The patriot act
prop 8
Katrina
Gas prices
Cheney "accidently" shooting someone in the face
Schwarzinegger (enough said)
Meg Whitman
Rush Limbaugh STILL not moving to Cuba/or Costa Rica even though he SAID he would if Health Care passed
Osama bin Laden has still not been captured.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 24, 2010, 03:29:19 AM
prop 8
This. And the Texas GOP's new platform says they want to find a way to re-criminalize gay sex, and to make performing gay weddings a felony offense.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 24, 2010, 03:29:19 AM
Cheney "accidently" shooting someone in the face
and that guy
apologizing to Cheney when he got out of the hospital.
9/11
autonomous drones
Iran's failure to overthrow the government when it had the chance.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 24, 2010, 04:04:05 AM
autonomous drones
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22911.msg888955#msg888955 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22911.msg888955#msg888955)
Quotehttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22911.msg888955#msg888955
Fuck. Really shouldn't be surprised by this, I guess.
Torture.
People who think this is OK.
People who refuse to believe its happening.
'Enhanced Interrogation' The new phrase for torture.
QuoteNOW It's a horrible awesome thing.
Hmm. I just tested that idea, and you are right.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 24, 2010, 04:29:23 AM
QuoteNOW It's a horrible awesome thing.
Hmm. I just tested that idea, and you are right.
Yeah, trust me on this stuff. I'm Dok's Nurse, after all.
British National Party
Gordon Brown
FREEDOM FRIESTM
Senator Brown (R-MA)
GOP/Hardcore Christian gay sex scandals.
Actually the second one is kinda funny.
A) Chinese smoking baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YMmERyY_sc&feature=related)
B) The fact that I can't watch this clip without laughing :horrormirth:
I graduated high school.
I started college.
I graduated college.
Recession.
I skipped my 10 year high school reunion.
I started college again.
Earthquakes and tsunamis fucking badlied that wrong parts of the globe.
No one cared too much.
So we sent aid to build them McDonalds and Internet Cafes.
The Americans who finally get off their couch, get mad, and take to the streets are horribly misinformed and batshit insane.
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 01:21:14 PM
The Americans who finally get off their couch, get mad, and take to the streets are horribly misinformed and batshit insane.
Oof. That's a good one.
It's another reason that while I may agree more, philosophically with Democrats, I hate them because they do fuck all about it. Why aren't they marching in the streets demanding our government move on cleaner sources of energy? We have people in congress apologizing to BP for "shakedowns" and people just sit there, shake their fist at the TV, and then nothing.
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 01:43:48 PM
It's another reason that while I may agree more, philosophically with Democrats, I hate them because they do fuck all about it. Why aren't they marching in the streets demanding our government move on cleaner sources of energy? We have people in congress apologizing to BP for "shakedowns" and people just sit there, shake their fist at the TV, and then nothing.
They don't want to miss As The World Turns.
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 12:54:24 PM
A) Chinese smoking baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YMmERyY_sc&feature=related)
http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/notas/689597.html (http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/notas/689597.html)
Quote
After the case of Ardi, a two-year old child that smoked 40 cigarrettes a day was made public, a case of a three-year old that is a tobacco and beer addict came to light.
Article in spanish - im sure someone can find the parallel article in english easily.
Oh, and if anyone saw the brazilian movie "City of God" - it completely reminds me of Ze Pequeño.
PEEDEE.COM
Quote from: RWHN on June 23, 2010, 09:14:50 PM
All of my puns.
ALL OF THEM!!!!
And the posts that didn't contain puns, that we stared at for 5 minutes looking for the puns.
I keep seeing references to Bush and Katrina.
Which decade are we talking about?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 02:27:50 PM
I keep seeing references to Bush and Katrina.
Which decade are we talking about?
A decade can mean any arbitrary span of 10 years, not necessarily XX00 to XX09.
In this context, "this decade" probably means 2001-2010.
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on June 25, 2010, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 02:27:50 PM
I keep seeing references to Bush and Katrina.
Which decade are we talking about?
A decade can mean any arbitrary span of 10 years, not necessarily XX00 to XX09.
In this context, "this decade" probably means 2001-2010.
Well, fuck that. That means that "the 30s" began in 1931, and 1930 was part of the 20s.
That's just fucking retarded.
I really just meant the last ten years or so.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 25, 2010, 07:10:32 PM
I really just meant the last ten years or so.
Oh.
Then I want to change my answer.
The "Summer of the Shark" when, in the Summer of 2001, unprovoked shark attacks were actually lower than average, but the media, bored with having nothing to report, decided to hype up the few that had happened and pass it off as a sudden outbreak of shark attacks.
Because, you know, we were desperately in need of something to be afraid of.
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on June 25, 2010, 10:24:00 PM
The "Summer of the Shark" when, in the Summer of 2001, unprovoked shark attacks were actually lower than average, but the media, bored with having nothing to report, decided to hype up the few that had happened and pass it off as a sudden outbreak of shark attacks.
Because, you know, we were desperately in need of something to be afraid of.
Hilarious in hindsight.