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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on June 24, 2010, 03:38:16 PM

Title: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Lies on June 24, 2010, 03:38:16 PM
QuoteBusti Ngurah Alit was caught by a neighbor in the rice paddy fields of the village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana   wooing the cow, CNews reports.

The village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said the 18-year-old man was standing naked while holding the back of the cow. Alit claims he didn't see an animal but a beautiful woman.

"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," said Alit.

:horrormirth:

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/06/15/man-claims-he-was-seduced-by-a-cow-for-sex/

Proof Eris disguises herself as divine bovines just to fuck with humans.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Richter on June 24, 2010, 03:39:23 PM
Holy cow.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Cramulus on June 24, 2010, 03:40:21 PM
FINALLY --  some JUSTICE in the world
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Cain on June 24, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
"Look at how the cow was dressed!"
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
I like stories like these. It reminds me that, while yes, Americans are stupid, there's a whole world out there making us look a little bit smarter.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 24, 2010, 05:01:07 PM
I bet he made the Cow say:

"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Zyzyx on June 24, 2010, 05:01:55 PM
Reality can just be fucking hilarious sometimes.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Richter on June 24, 2010, 05:33:10 PM
I'm so glad the courts didn't take any bull
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: AFK on June 24, 2010, 05:37:20 PM
How udderly disgusting. 
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Richter on June 24, 2010, 05:39:11 PM
The media will really milk this story
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: AFK on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 24, 2010, 05:45:35 PM
So he was porking the Beef?

Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Dysnomia on June 24, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
I am now envisioning cows being forced to wear Burkas because they are too sexy.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 24, 2010, 06:08:43 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 24, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
I am now envisioning cows being forced to wear Burkas because they are too sexy.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Jasper on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 24, 2010, 06:25:16 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

Yep.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century.  I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Da6s on June 24, 2010, 06:29:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century.  I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.

Or 80 years too late: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Elephantmary.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant))
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: Da6s on June 24, 2010, 06:29:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century.  I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.

Or 80 years too late: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Elephantmary.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant))


EVERY CENTURY IS A PARTY.

But we have the interbutts now, which makes it easier to study all the hilarious antics and hijinks.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 24, 2010, 07:24:23 PM
Quote from: Da6s on June 24, 2010, 06:29:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century.  I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.

Or 80 years too late: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Elephantmary.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant))


Suddenly 'Sister Mary Elephant' takes on a whole new kind of horrormirth.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: NotPublished on June 24, 2010, 10:37:46 PM
Oh my goodness a killer elephant!

Mum warned me about those!!!!
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Freeky on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:

What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:

What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

:lol:
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: President Television on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:

What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:

What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: President Television on June 26, 2010, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:

What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
I seriously doubt that he cud.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:

What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
I seriously doubt that he cud.

I Bessie could if it behooved him.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: President Television on June 26, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:

What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
I seriously doubt that he cud.

I Bessie could if it behooved him.

Maybe, but I'd like to see him come up with an udder one after that.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Bruno on June 26, 2010, 06:46:32 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

:crankey:

What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
I seriously doubt that he cud.

I Bessie could if it behooved him.

Maybe, but I'd like to see him come up with an udder one after that.

He might have to ruminate on it for a while, but I'm sure he'd come up with something offal.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2010, 06:47:16 AM
You'll all die for that.
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: President Television on June 26, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Thread has fallen deathly silent. It looks like the balance of power has been...

Tipped.  :lol:
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 07:19:25 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Thread has fallen deathly silent. It looks like the balance of power has been...

Tipped.  :lol:

Shhhh.... Roger will burger us
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 09:08:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 07:19:25 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Thread has fallen deathly silent. It looks like the balance of power has been...

Tipped.  :lol:

Shhhh.... Roger will burger us

There's too much at steak you can't stop now!
Title: Re: Cow executed for seducing man for sex
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 09:11:46 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 09:08:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 07:19:25 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Thread has fallen deathly silent. It looks like the balance of power has been...

Tipped.  :lol:

Shhhh.... Roger will burger us

There's too much at steak you can't stop now!

Are you grazed? I don't know what he veal do to us!