QuoteBusti Ngurah Alit was caught by a neighbor in the rice paddy fields of the village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana wooing the cow, CNews reports.
The village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said the 18-year-old man was standing naked while holding the back of the cow. Alit claims he didn't see an animal but a beautiful woman.
"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," said Alit.
:horrormirth:
http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/06/15/man-claims-he-was-seduced-by-a-cow-for-sex/
Proof Eris disguises herself as divine bovines just to fuck with humans.
Holy cow.
FINALLY -- some JUSTICE in the world
"Look at how the cow was dressed!"
I like stories like these. It reminds me that, while yes, Americans are stupid, there's a whole world out there making us look a little bit smarter.
I bet he made the Cow say:
"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"
Reality can just be fucking hilarious sometimes.
I'm so glad the courts didn't take any bull
How udderly disgusting.
The media will really milk this story
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
So he was porking the Beef?
I am now envisioning cows being forced to wear Burkas because they are too sexy.
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 24, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
I am now envisioning cows being forced to wear Burkas because they are too sexy.
:lulz:
I just had one of those moments. You know. The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.
I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.
Fuck. What the fuck.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments. You know. The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.
I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.
Fuck. What the fuck.
Yep.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments. You know. The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.
I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.
Fuck. What the fuck.
So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century. I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments. You know. The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.
I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.
Fuck. What the fuck.
So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century. I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.
Or 80 years too late: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Elephantmary.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant))
Quote from: Da6s on June 24, 2010, 06:29:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments. You know. The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.
I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.
Fuck. What the fuck.
So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century. I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.
Or 80 years too late: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Elephantmary.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant))
EVERY CENTURY IS A PARTY.
But we have the interbutts now, which makes it easier to study all the hilarious antics and hijinks.
Quote from: Da6s on June 24, 2010, 06:29:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 06:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 24, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
I just had one of those moments. You know. The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.
I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.
Fuck. What the fuck.
So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century. I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.
Or 80 years too late: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Elephantmary.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant))
Suddenly 'Sister Mary Elephant' takes on a whole new kind of horrormirth. :lulz:
Oh my goodness a killer elephant!
Mum warned me about those!!!!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.
:lol:
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.
:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.
:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.
If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.
:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.
If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
I seriously doubt that he cud.
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.
:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.
If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
I seriously doubt that he cud.
I Bessie could if it behooved him.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.
:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.
If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
I seriously doubt that he cud.
I Bessie could if it behooved him.
Maybe, but I'd like to see him come up with an udder one after that.
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 25, 2010, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 24, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Well, it's understandable. The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates. When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime.
:crankey:
What are you talking about? That was genius! :lulz:
I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.
:lol:
This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.
If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.
I seriously doubt that he cud.
I Bessie could if it behooved him.
Maybe, but I'd like to see him come up with an udder one after that.
He might have to ruminate on it for a while, but I'm sure he'd come up with something offal.
You'll all die for that.
Thread has fallen deathly silent. It looks like the balance of power has been...
Tipped. :lol:
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Thread has fallen deathly silent. It looks like the balance of power has been...
Tipped. :lol:
Shhhh.... Roger will burger us
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 07:19:25 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Thread has fallen deathly silent. It looks like the balance of power has been...
Tipped. :lol:
Shhhh.... Roger will burger us
There's too much at steak you can't stop now!
Quote from: PopeTom on June 26, 2010, 09:08:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 07:19:25 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 26, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Thread has fallen deathly silent. It looks like the balance of power has been...
Tipped. :lol:
Shhhh.... Roger will burger us
There's too much at steak you can't stop now!
Are you grazed? I don't know what he veal do to us!