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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on June 28, 2010, 08:49:05 PM

Title: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Cain on June 28, 2010, 08:49:05 PM
This is going to be hilariously tragic:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8660064.stm

QuoteBollywood is now planning to cash in. A film - Dear Friend Hitler - is due to be released by the end of the year, focusing on the dictator's relationship with his mistress Eva Braun.

It's hard to narrow down what makes the dictator popular in India, but some young people say they are attracted by his "discipline and patriotism".
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
I need to find something to replace popcorn.

For fucking real.

Because I'm not going to watch this century without noshing on SOMETHING.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 28, 2010, 09:51:16 PM
wow.
it's like they saw 'the producers' and thought, "y'know? that's actually not bad!"
....
heh.
isn't India known for spectacular train wrecks?
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 28, 2010, 09:53:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
I need to find something to replace popcorn.

For fucking real.

Because I'm not going to watch this century without noshing on SOMETHING.

Edamame?
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: President Television on June 28, 2010, 10:08:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
I need to find something to replace popcorn.

For fucking real.

Because I'm not going to watch this century without noshing on SOMETHING.

Have you tried your local caribou eyeball joint?
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 10:12:41 PM
Both very good suggestions.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Jasper on June 29, 2010, 12:01:35 AM
Nah, popcorn's perfect.  What better snack food for horrormirth than american corn?
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 12:01:59 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 29, 2010, 12:01:35 AM
Nah, popcorn's perfect.  What better snack food for horrormirth than american corn?

Not getting fat again.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Jasper on June 29, 2010, 12:10:19 AM
Then pills.  

ETA:  Note to self, start buying placebos in bulk.  Eat in public.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Freeky on June 29, 2010, 12:16:52 AM
But popcorn is lowfat. :?
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Nast on June 29, 2010, 04:17:27 AM
It's true, popcorn is actually quite healthy unless you slather it in butter.

But then what's the point?
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 04:21:36 AM
Hitler: The Ultimate Troll

From humongous masterminding haulocosting dictator murdering monster to FETISH in just 60 years!

It's like his iconic image is a shadow of its former self or something...
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Nast on June 29, 2010, 05:11:14 AM
Ikr? It's like those uniforms were just designed to have fetish-value sometime down the rode.

Somehow the 'tache doesn't have quite the same effect, though.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Freeky on June 29, 2010, 05:14:01 AM
Quote from: Nast on June 29, 2010, 04:17:27 AM
It's true, popcorn is actually quite healthy unless you slather it in butter.

But then what's the point?

You can put salt and that fat free I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray stuff on it.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 29, 2010, 07:02:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
I need to find something to replace popcorn.

For fucking real.

Because I'm not going to watch this century without noshing on SOMETHING.
Carrots, Dok

(http://www.crittercures.com/blog/uploaded_images/Bugs-Bunny-Carrot-icon-767824.png)

Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 04:21:36 AM
Hitler: The Ultimate Troll

From humongous masterminding haulocosting dictator murdering monster to FETISH in just 60 years!

It's like his iconic image is a shadow of its former self or something...

The word Nazi doesn't mean anything anymore. It has become a fnord to scare the peasantry.

Case in point:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jB_Sp7DBMbA/SrJ5DBzyeNI/AAAAAAAABvE/9gg0II-4UsE/s400/glenn_beck+hitler+jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: LMNO on June 29, 2010, 12:47:58 PM
Dok:  Eat beets.  Plates and plates of beets.



You know your co-workers need to see what that looks like afterwards.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2010, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: Nast on June 29, 2010, 04:17:27 AM
It's true, popcorn is actually quite healthy unless you slather it in butter.

But then what's the point?

I'm gonna go the hippie route here and suggest nutritional yeast and just a touch of garlic powder.

It's quite good, and the nutritional profile of popcorn prepared this way is amazing.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 29, 2010, 11:23:41 PM
Mmmm... nutritional yeast.

I haven't figured out a good way to get the yeast and garlic powder to stick to the popcorn without butter though.


Also:

Quote
"The killing of Jews was not good, but everybody has a positive and negative side."

:lulz:
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Triple Zero on June 30, 2010, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on June 29, 2010, 11:23:41 PM
Mmmm... nutritional yeast.

I haven't figured out a good way to get the yeast and garlic powder to stick to the popcorn without butter though.

They should have spray-on Marmite.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on June 30, 2010, 01:05:26 PM
I've had pretty good popcorn with just salt, pepper, and some paprika.  But yes, sticking was a problem.
Title: Re: Slum Dog Ubermench!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 30, 2010, 04:49:04 PM
I WANT TO SEE THIS.
RIGHT NOW.

I will put on a sari and munch papadums and dhoklas!
And wash it down with some HAAAAATE.