Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM

Title: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.

He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her.  HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick.  He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.

Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.

Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader.  I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?

:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
O dear gawd.  Wow.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 29, 2010, 06:38:52 PM
HAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
O dear gawd.  Wow.

I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee.  Like this --->   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:39:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
O dear gawd.  Wow.

I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee.  Like this --->   :lulz:

It's a truly fantastical story, really.  I'm just...wow.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: LMNO on June 29, 2010, 06:40:40 PM
Tequila-stabbity claw shrimp.



FOR REAL.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:41:08 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:39:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
O dear gawd.  Wow.

I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee.  Like this --->   :lulz:

It's a truly fantastical story, really.  I'm just...wow.

With any luck at all, he's up to his eyeballs in retroviruses, alongside the whole straightjacket thing.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 29, 2010, 06:40:40 PM
Tequila-stabbity claw shrimp.



FOR REAL.

A FATE WORSE THAN HORAB.

(Always wanted an excuse to use that line.)
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 29, 2010, 06:47:23 PM
ZOMFG! Someone has to make a movie.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 29, 2010, 06:47:43 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on June 29, 2010, 06:50:50 PM
Horab. Fucking hell. Now that meltdown was spectacular. This is definitely grosser. :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: AFK on June 29, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged.  Their response was:  "Sorry, tl:dr"  :D

RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken. 
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 07:04:23 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged.  Their response was:  "Sorry, tl:dr"  :D

RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken. 

:lol:  Actually, that one was rather good even still.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Cramulus on June 29, 2010, 07:29:36 PM
I'd love to see a movie based on The Old Days of PD. It would be shot in a 1980s comedy style. Right before the end credits they'd do that montage where they show each character, freeze frame, and tell what became of them.

Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: AFK on June 29, 2010, 07:33:21 PM
Too bad we didn't have Spagbook back then.  that would make for some great WOMP-ertainment. 
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Captain Utopia on June 29, 2010, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 07:04:23 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged.  Their response was:  "Sorry, tl:dr"  :D

RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken. 

:lol:  Actually, that one was rather good even still.


I found it funny, even though I never knew Hugh, only because every time one of his threads is bumped I can't make it past the second paragraph :-/
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2010, 08:52:58 PM
^
This.

btw, is there a raised eyebrow emote?
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: the last yatto on June 29, 2010, 09:50:17 PM
does this count?  :eek:

how about

:ronpaul:  :ronpaul:
:ronpaul:
:ronpaul:
:ronpaul:
:ronpaul:

Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2010, 10:00:49 PM
 :lulz:

No. I was thinking a simple raised eyebrow.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Cain on June 30, 2010, 12:15:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.

He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her.  HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick.  He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.

Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.

Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader.  I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?

:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.

Hugh isn't so accepting of alternative lifestyles as he would have us believe shocker!
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 30, 2010, 12:41:18 AM
This is EPIC! And I wasn't even here for Hugh... it's just generally epic!
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Captain Utopia on June 30, 2010, 01:11:11 AM
Can you actually make out faces that well in low-quality porn though?  Not that I'm suggesting that HFLS would do anything as dastardly as send Hugh some look-a-likey porn.  But to myself I'm pretending that's the case, for my own amusement.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Kai on June 30, 2010, 01:26:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.

He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her.  HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick.  He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.

Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.

Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader.  I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?

:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

The thing that says the most is that it drove him nuts from finding out. Internalized homophobia, anyone?  :lulz:


Oh Hugh. How I do not miss you so.  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: hooplala on June 30, 2010, 03:45:58 PM
I guess the idea of face raping bats is looking good to him at the moment...
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 30, 2010, 09:00:14 PM
Holy shit. So fucking epic.

I just shot rice out of my face when I read this.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Jasper on June 30, 2010, 09:43:24 PM
I lack the language to convey how hilarious that is.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 01, 2010, 02:03:32 PM
Seriously the funniest thing I've seen all year. I laughed so hard my tear ducts went dry and my roommates thought I might need medical attention.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 01, 2010, 02:05:38 PM
OK, 2nd funniest thing I've seen all year after the reports about the $30bn+ in mineral deposits we "just found out about" in Afghanistan from maps the Soviets left behind in 1989 which are definitely NOT the reason we're investing so much military and political capital into our economic colonization of Afghanistan.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 03:17:22 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on July 01, 2010, 02:05:38 PM
OK, 2nd funniest thing I've seen all year after the reports about the $30bn+ in mineral deposits we "just found out about" in Afghanistan from maps the Soviets left behind in 1989 which are definitely NOT the reason we're investing so much military and political capital into our economic colonization of Afghanistan.

Yeah, the largest deposit of lithium in the world.  Heh. They need that more than we do.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Jasper on July 01, 2010, 06:50:56 PM
Wait. 

Not to threadjack, but I have to ask.

I don't even want to ask.

Is it being implied here that we, as a country, have killed thousands of Afghan and coalition force people to obtain a psychoactive substance?
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2010, 06:53:57 PM
No.


We, as a country, have killed thousands of Afghan and coalition force people to obtain an extremely large cell phone battery.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 01, 2010, 06:50:56 PM
Wait. 

Not to threadjack, but I have to ask.

I don't even want to ask.

Is it being implied here that we, as a country, have killed thousands of Afghan and coalition force people to obtain a psychoactive substance?

Batteries.  Right now, one country has a pretty decent stranglehold on lithium, which is fast becoming a critical metal.  That's about to change.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Jasper on July 01, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
Oh, good.  I was worried there for a moment.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 09:00:38 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 01, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
Oh, good.  I was worried there for a moment.

Yeah, the motivation behind national-scale armed robbery is different, which makes everything okay.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Jasper on July 01, 2010, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 09:00:38 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 01, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
Oh, good.  I was worried there for a moment.

Yeah, the motivation behind national-scale armed robbery is different, which makes everything okay.

Not really, I'm just more used to my country acting more like a thug than a crazed druggie.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Cain on July 01, 2010, 09:38:36 PM
As I understand it, the idea that Afghanistan could become "the Saudi Arabia of lithium" was meant to convince war-weary Americans that they should continue to try and occupy the country indefinitely*.  Where exactly the lithium can into this, either to entice bipolar disorder suffering troops, to calm down jihadis, or give all potential jihadis laptops and free wifi, is uncertain.


*a notion which turned out brilliantly for the Soviets and Imperial Britain.  No, really.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 01, 2010, 11:37:45 PM
There are also large deposits of copper and gold.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 01, 2010, 11:39:12 PM
It's not so much that American national strategic interests are propelling this as that the people entrusted with furthering those interests all have their own financial interests which tend to include heavy investment in resource extraction companies.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Cain on July 01, 2010, 11:52:14 PM
Yeah.  Also, if anything, attempts to extract it will fuel the conflict in Afghanistan, rather than bring about prosperity which will cause a decline in conflict (see: Niger Delta).
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Mangrove on July 04, 2010, 09:41:28 PM
Hugh,

So you see what happens when you get into all that Hail Eris shit?

"I like Chaos! Chaos is fun! Whee.......tequila stabbity.....[cue theme to The Crying Game]"




Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Jasper on July 04, 2010, 09:45:51 PM
Poor Hugh.  We Hardly Liked Ye.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Faust on July 05, 2010, 12:22:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.

He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her.  HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick.  He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.

Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.

Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader.  I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?

:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.

Ahahahahahahaaha. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: President Television on July 05, 2010, 04:12:19 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2010, 08:52:58 PM
^
This.

btw, is there a raised eyebrow emote?

How's this?
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/77459.jpg)

EMOTICON REQUEST PENDING-
:jabroni:
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2010, 05:23:12 PM
:jabroni:
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: President Television on July 05, 2010, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2010, 05:23:12 PM
:jabroni:

Excellent.
:jabroni:
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Cramulus on July 06, 2010, 12:26:03 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/7surprised-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2010, 05:28:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.

He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her.  HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick.  He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.

Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.

Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader.  I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?

:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.

Holy fucking schadenfreude!

This made my day X10.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Adios on July 06, 2010, 06:26:19 PM
It seems I can almost remember him.
Title: Re: ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 07:10:01 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 05, 2010, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2010, 05:23:12 PM
:jabroni:

Excellent.
:jabroni:

Awesome, that's what I had in mind.