Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.
He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her. HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick. He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.
Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.
Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader. I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?
:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.
O dear gawd. Wow.
HAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is all.
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
O dear gawd. Wow.
I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee. Like this ---> :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
O dear gawd. Wow.
I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee. Like this ---> :lulz:
It's a truly fantastical story, really. I'm just...wow.
Tequila-stabbity claw shrimp.
FOR REAL.
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:39:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
O dear gawd. Wow.
I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee. Like this ---> :lulz:
It's a truly fantastical story, really. I'm just...wow.
With any luck at all, he's up to his eyeballs in retroviruses, alongside the whole straightjacket thing.
Quote from: LMNO on June 29, 2010, 06:40:40 PM
Tequila-stabbity claw shrimp.
FOR REAL.
A FATE WORSE THAN HORAB.
(Always wanted an excuse to use that line.)
ZOMFG! Someone has to make a movie.
:lulz:
Horab. Fucking hell. Now that meltdown was spectacular. This is definitely grosser. :lulz:
I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged. Their response was: "Sorry, tl:dr" :D
RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken.
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged. Their response was: "Sorry, tl:dr" :D
RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken.
:lol: Actually, that one was rather good even still.
I'd love to see a movie based on The Old Days of PD. It would be shot in a 1980s comedy style. Right before the end credits they'd do that montage where they show each character, freeze frame, and tell what became of them.
Too bad we didn't have Spagbook back then. that would make for some great WOMP-ertainment.
Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 07:04:23 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged. Their response was: "Sorry, tl:dr" :D
RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken.
:lol: Actually, that one was rather good even still.
I found it funny, even though I never knew Hugh, only because every time one of his threads is bumped I can't make it past the second paragraph :-/
^
This.
btw, is there a raised eyebrow emote?
does this count? :eek:
how about
:ronpaul: :ronpaul:
:ronpaul:
:ronpaul:
:ronpaul:
:ronpaul:
:lulz:
No. I was thinking a simple raised eyebrow.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.
He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her. HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick. He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.
Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.
Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader. I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?
:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.
Hugh isn't so accepting of alternative lifestyles as he would have us believe shocker!
This is EPIC! And I wasn't even here for Hugh... it's just generally epic!
Can you actually make out faces that well in low-quality porn though? Not that I'm suggesting that HFLS would do anything as dastardly as send Hugh some look-a-likey porn. But to myself I'm pretending that's the case, for my own amusement.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.
He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her. HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick. He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.
Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.
Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader. I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?
:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
The thing that says the most is that it drove him nuts from finding out. Internalized homophobia, anyone? :lulz:
Oh Hugh. How I do not miss you so. :lulz: :lulz:
I guess the idea of face raping bats is looking good to him at the moment...
Holy shit. So fucking epic.
I just shot rice out of my face when I read this.
I lack the language to convey how hilarious that is.
Seriously the funniest thing I've seen all year. I laughed so hard my tear ducts went dry and my roommates thought I might need medical attention.
OK, 2nd funniest thing I've seen all year after the reports about the $30bn+ in mineral deposits we "just found out about" in Afghanistan from maps the Soviets left behind in 1989 which are definitely NOT the reason we're investing so much military and political capital into our economic colonization of Afghanistan.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on July 01, 2010, 02:05:38 PM
OK, 2nd funniest thing I've seen all year after the reports about the $30bn+ in mineral deposits we "just found out about" in Afghanistan from maps the Soviets left behind in 1989 which are definitely NOT the reason we're investing so much military and political capital into our economic colonization of Afghanistan.
Yeah, the largest deposit of lithium in the world. Heh. They need that more than we do.
Wait.
Not to threadjack, but I have to ask.
I don't even want to ask.
Is it being implied here that we, as a country, have killed thousands of Afghan and coalition force people to obtain a psychoactive substance?
No.
We, as a country, have killed thousands of Afghan and coalition force people to obtain an extremely large cell phone battery.
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 01, 2010, 06:50:56 PM
Wait.
Not to threadjack, but I have to ask.
I don't even want to ask.
Is it being implied here that we, as a country, have killed thousands of Afghan and coalition force people to obtain a psychoactive substance?
Batteries. Right now, one country has a pretty decent stranglehold on lithium, which is fast becoming a critical metal. That's about to change.
Oh, good. I was worried there for a moment.
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 01, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
Oh, good. I was worried there for a moment.
Yeah, the
motivation behind national-scale armed robbery is different, which makes everything okay.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 09:00:38 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 01, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
Oh, good. I was worried there for a moment.
Yeah, the motivation behind national-scale armed robbery is different, which makes everything okay.
Not really, I'm just more used to my country acting more like a thug than a crazed druggie.
As I understand it, the idea that Afghanistan could become "the Saudi Arabia of lithium" was meant to convince war-weary Americans that they should continue to try and occupy the country indefinitely*. Where exactly the lithium can into this, either to entice bipolar disorder suffering troops, to calm down jihadis, or give all potential jihadis laptops and free wifi, is uncertain.
*a notion which turned out brilliantly for the Soviets and Imperial Britain. No, really.
There are also large deposits of copper and gold.
It's not so much that American national strategic interests are propelling this as that the people entrusted with furthering those interests all have their own financial interests which tend to include heavy investment in resource extraction companies.
Yeah. Also, if anything, attempts to extract it will fuel the conflict in Afghanistan, rather than bring about prosperity which will cause a decline in conflict (see: Niger Delta).
Hugh,
So you see what happens when you get into all that Hail Eris shit?
"I like Chaos! Chaos is fun! Whee.......tequila stabbity.....[cue theme to The Crying Game]"
Poor Hugh. We Hardly Liked Ye.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.
He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her. HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick. He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.
Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.
Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader. I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?
:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.
Ahahahahahahaaha. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2010, 08:52:58 PM
^
This.
btw, is there a raised eyebrow emote?
How's this?
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/77459.jpg)
EMOTICON REQUEST PENDING-
:jabroni:
:jabroni:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/7surprised-1.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2010, 06:37:02 PM
Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.
He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her. HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick. He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.
Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.
Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader. I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?
:lulz: <--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.
Holy fucking schadenfreude!
This made my day X10.
It seems I can almost remember him.