Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Horab Fibslager on July 31, 2004, 12:29:44 AM

Title: u: just get yourself high
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 31, 2004, 12:29:44 AM
i've coem to udnerstand work is like a drug. a mad crazy head drug. it's liek takign lsd and gettign paid for it.
Title: Re: u: just get yourself high
Post by: Trollax on July 31, 2004, 05:36:07 AM
Quote from: Secret Chief Horabi've coem to udnerstand work is like a drug. a mad crazy head drug. it's liek takign lsd and gettign paid for it.

only if you're a medical volunteer :-P
Title: Re: u: just get yourself high
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 31, 2004, 11:10:43 PM
Quote from: Secret Chief Horabi've coem to udnerstand work is like a drug. a mad crazy head drug. it's liek takign lsd and gettign paid for it.

It is but , sadly, you build up a tperance after a while and work no longer has the smae effect. Before you get hooked, consider this: what are you going to do when full time is no longer strong enough?
Title: u: just get yourself high
Post by: illusion on July 31, 2004, 11:24:17 PM
Two jobs?
Title: u: just get yourself high
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 31, 2004, 11:33:21 PM
And that's what work does to people.
Title: u: just get yourself high
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 02, 2004, 12:55:17 AM
i have too many things to do outside of work to have two jobs. liek chillin and staring at my monitor.

i wouldn't mind moving up a tax bracket tho :P

and like lsd, 8hours is the perfect length of any trip(cept i can go home early occasionally from my job :) )
Title: u: just get yourself high
Post by: Wishfarple on August 02, 2004, 01:00:16 AM
I must be doing something wrong.  I can't remember a day of work where I actually wanted to be there.  AFAIC, work is the anti-life of life.
Title: u: just get yourself high
Post by: Rupert Giles on August 02, 2004, 06:01:20 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheI must be doing something wrong.  I can't remember a day of work where I actually wanted to be there.  AFAIC, work is the anti-life of life.

I'm a Pizza Delivery boy.  I love work.  Today, I was driving around in the 'Duck Pond,' a really high class neighbourhood in Gainesville, and this hot girl opened the door when I knocked.  She was naked save for a pair of panties, and looked to be about 22.  She smiled, took the pizza, and gave me a five dollar tip.

It's a wonderful life.