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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 08:51:28 PM

Title: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-ecuador-narco-sub-20100706,0,162212.story

QuoteEcuador police seize 100-foot narco-submarine being built secretly
The vessel is capable of carrying six people and 10 tons of cocaine on underwater voyages lasting up to 10 days, authorities say. Its discovery is a 'game changer' for U.S. drug interdiction efforts.

Reporting from Bogota, Colombia — Police in Ecuador seized a 100-foot submarine being built by suspected drug traffickers capable of carrying a crew of six and 10 tons of cocaine on underwater voyages lasting up to 10 days — a "game changer" for U.S. anti-drug and border security efforts, officials said Monday.

A raid Friday by 120 police officers and soldiers netted the fiberglass sub as it was nearing completion in a clandestine "industrial complex" hidden in mangrove swamps near San Lorenzo, a town just south of the Colombian border.

The craft was outfitted with a conning tower, a periscope, air conditioning and "scrubbers" to purify the air, and bunks for a maximum crew of six. But what set the craft apart from semi-submersible craft that drug traffickers have used for years was a complex ballast system that would have enabled it to dive as deep as 65 feet before surfacing.

more hilarity at link.


Yessir, that's a bunch of bad guys with a SECRET SUBMARINE MANUFACTURING BASE IN THE JUNGLE.

Hot damn!  It's 80 years overdue, but all my favorite pulp-genre themes are starting to come true!

:hammer:

Dok,
Is so fucking happy, he could plotz!
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: AFK on July 06, 2010, 08:56:57 PM
Now they just need a better plot.  Smuggling cocaine is so 1980s.  Couldn't they conspire to kidnap the commissioner's daughter or threaten to turn everyone into (more) lifeless automotons, or smuggle in some kind of huge-tastic death ray. 
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 08:57:18 PM
(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-07/54770110.jpg)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 08:58:02 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 06, 2010, 08:56:57 PM
Now they just need a better plot.  Smuggling cocaine is so 1980s.  Couldn't they conspire to kidnap the commissioner's daughter or threaten to turn everyone into (more) lifeless automotons, or smuggle in some kind of huge-tastic death ray. 

All in good time, my good man, all in good time.  It's good to see that the Mad Science community is finally doing something.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 06, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
 :fap:

:mittens:

COCAINE- A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU AN ASSHOLE SMUGGLED BY MEN WHO SMELL LIKE YOUR ASSHOLE!

Submarines are ikky like that.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Richter on July 06, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
Gentlemen, we are in business!  :lulz:
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 09:01:54 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 06, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
Gentlemen, we are in business!  :lulz:

I'm just so happy that I lived to see this day!  :banana:
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: the last yatto on July 06, 2010, 09:50:36 PM
they already caught one or two, this is just the first time they got it before it launched
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2010, 09:53:47 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on July 06, 2010, 09:50:36 PM
they already caught one or two, this is just the first time they got it before it launched

Those were semi-submersibles.  This was a true submarine.

And it was BUILT AT A SECRET BASE!  IN THE JUNGLE!
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 10:12:12 PM
hot shit!

that's big, too, for a homegrown sub, i would think....

i would assume they had decent sub engineers on their staff to pull that off.

i wonder if there was plans to arm it?
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Cain on July 06, 2010, 10:18:00 PM
I'm assuming this is the FARC rebels, because mostly the FARC rebels are one of the biggest insurgent organizations in current existence, and because they've built subs before.

On March 10, 2006, the Colombian navy seized a 57 ft long fiberglass cocaine sub, and caught another in 2007.  I believe the first attempt to make one went down in 2005, but the facility got raided before they could use it.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Adios on July 06, 2010, 10:53:53 PM
We should hire them to run our Intelligence Agencies.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: BadBeast on July 07, 2010, 11:02:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 06, 2010, 10:53:53 PM
We should hire them to run our Intelligence Agencies.
Your intelligence Agencies probably already had a hand in it.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Jasper on July 08, 2010, 01:33:16 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 06, 2010, 10:53:53 PM
We should hire them to run our Intelligence Agencies.

If we're going to have an Intelligence Agency, I think first we'll be needing a Hubris Agency, or perhaps an Acrimony Agency.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Jenne on July 08, 2010, 01:55:31 AM
That's fucking awesomesauce, really.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Suu on July 08, 2010, 02:36:28 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 10:12:12 PM

i would assume they had decent sub engineers on their staff to pull that off.


The United States, of course.


-Suu
Knows the "war on drugs" is really a fucking joke. So sayeth the Marines who come back from South America.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: The Wizard on July 08, 2010, 03:24:57 AM
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/25982/878852-the_shadow_super.jpg)

Evil doers! Lock and load.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: Freeky on July 08, 2010, 03:26:29 AM
Hey, it's Cain!
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: The Wizard on July 08, 2010, 03:45:31 AM
Who knows what bullshit lurks in the hearts of men? Cain knows!
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 30, 2011, 10:37:21 PM
Bump, cos I've been hoping for more shit like this, and it never happened.   :sad:
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: The Wizard on March 30, 2011, 10:46:35 PM
QuoteBump, cos I've been hoping for more shit like this, and it never happened.

News stories that sounds like they came from the pulps/comics? Mad Science, criminal masterminds, shit like that?
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 30, 2011, 10:47:26 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 30, 2011, 10:46:35 PM
QuoteBump, cos I've been hoping for more shit like this, and it never happened.

News stories that sounds like they came from the pulps/comics? Mad Science, criminal masterminds, shit like that?

Yes.  Except the boring ones that we elect.
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: The Wizard on March 30, 2011, 10:49:32 PM
QuoteExcept the boring ones that we elect.

Criminal Masterminds? Those jackasses? Moriarty and Fu Manchu would eat them alive!

As for Strange as Fiction news, let me see what I can find...
Title: Re: MAD SCIENCE! I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!
Post by: The Wizard on March 31, 2011, 12:43:48 AM
QuoteAs for Strange as Fiction news, let me see what I can find...

Right. I've been steadily searching for news of a bizarre bent for about an hour or so now. Got nothing. The closest thing I've found is that Real Life Super Hero/Villains thing. Also searched for criminal masterminds, secret lairs, mad science, etc.

Nothing.  :argh!: